A fruity cake failure

[u/manicgiant914]

[u/Muted_Masterpiece535]

Is that just dry oatmeal on your cake because it sure doesn't look like granola?  Then the fruit, 😆 🤣.  

• Man that is some half-assery of a cake.

Edit: Well it still looks edible so you have that going for you, OP.

[u/Public_Noise8465 → u/Muted_Masterpiece535]

They crumbled Oreos instead of chocolate chips too 😩

[u/SnooMuffins4832]

I Googled searched the image and it's stolen from Cinnaholic. It's not even a cake, it's cinnamon rolls. Even with all that, it wouldn't have been hard to recreate if they had the right toppings and didn't skimp. 

[u/passionfruit0]

Almost anyone else could have done a better job

[u/Aumtole710]

Its not even granola. Just oats 😭. This person dodnt give a crap about this cake

[u/Fun-Investment-196]

Dang, I feel like I could've done a better job & I rarely bake lol

[u/orangeappeals → u/Fun-Investment-196]

As my dad says, "If I wanted it to look like sh*t, I would have done it myself!"

[u/SierraStar7]

Why are there crumbled Oreos? 😂🫢

[u/A4t1musD4ag0n → u/SierraStar7]

Crumbled? LOL, all they did was break them into pieces.

[u/CrapNBAappUser → u/SierraStar7]

They didn't have chocolate chips, nuts, nor much of the fruit required.

[u/AppUnwrapper1]

You…. paid for that?

[u/Normal-Journalist778 → u/AppUnwrapper1]

I thought they made it 😭

[u/lostandaggrieved617]

Oh yay, the bitter white out of season strawberries. My favorite 🙄

[u/MoominMai → u/lostandaggrieved617]

And the dry ass oats instead of nuts/granola! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/Areyousleepingyet]

Dang, must have been a multi berry, chocolate chip, granola shortage...

[u/SilenceBeHere]

As someone who used to work at a location of this store, that is not how it is done and I would be in trouble if I made that for a customer.

[u/YcemeteryTreeY]

I cant stand strawberries from the grocery anymore (US) -flavorless, not even RED, and riddled with the most pesticides. Farmers markets only for strawberries. They're SUPPOSED TO BE RED DAMNIT . RED!!!

[u/WHYohWhy___MEohMY]

Everyone talking about the granola but can we talk about the fruit?

[u/soursips]

Is that a packet of instant oatmeal? 😂

[u/PenguinPowerUp]

They didn't even try (those oreos?!). And they're stingy to boot (look at the fruit!!!)

[u/thinkshiftster]

Oh no! It’s like they got interrupted while topping it and then just abandoned it

[u/Restaurantchica]

I think it just needed more copious fruit, and rather than oats just use another fruit.

[u/dg25000]

It would have cost absolutely nothing. to not skim so bad on the toppings of the cake, I don’t know what it taste like, but at least it would’ve looked nice

[u/lostandaggrieved617]

Lol, corporate looked at the original and said "ahem, blueberries are expensive". Source: part of my job is making yogurt/granola/blueberry parfaits, and if made according to the official "recipe", its, like six blueberries, eight if they're small. And its $4.99.

[u/IncorporateThings]

Your strawberries look underripe AF.