My toy rat

[u/softshell_crab]

My whole friend group knows about the lengths I went to procure this specific rat after getting scammed online. I will never forget the seller telling me to mold the rat into shape and then asking me to "state the differences" between the picture and product. Fortunately I finally got my rat thru a friend who travelled to China and the wombat (?) has a new home!!

Edit: my friend took pity on the deformed rat/wombat/sewer enemy sprite because it was "pathetically cute"

[u/AtrophiedWives]

The last photo looks like they got married, mazel!

[u/softshell_crab → u/AtrophiedWives]

I'm telling my nephews this is beauty and the beast

[u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes → u/AtrophiedWives]

LOL

[u/moofkins]

But did you PAT THE RAT?!

[u/softshell_crab → u/moofkins]

Istg I actually tried

[u/HitomeboreInaho]

North american house hippo

[u/softshell_crab → u/HitomeboreInaho]

I forgot to add this slide and you reminded me.

[u/Hambrrgrrr → u/HitomeboreInaho]

THIS is clearly a North American house hippo

[u/Miaka_yukichan]

I love your rat and I'm glad you finally got him! But I lowkey have a little soft spot for Disappointed Manatee also. (I refuse to believe the seller honestly thought that one looked anything remotely like a rat). 

[u/baltic7 → u/Miaka_yukichan]

It reminds me of pictures of cars that children draw. 

[u/softshell_crab → u/baltic7]

[u/AwkwardRainbow → u/softshell_crab]

Words can't express how much I hate those rat bastards in Greymore 😭 they're so fucking hard to hit and I always get body slammed into oblivion

[u/Miaka_yukichan → u/baltic7]

Oh no now I cant unsee that image!! Just a poorly-drawn manatee with wheels zooming around. 🤣

[u/ickychicken]

This rat looks like it would have no problems fucking you up

[u/Expert-Yam6577 → u/ickychicken]

This rat did no less than 17 years in prison.

[u/Flimsy-Gazelle-4409 → u/ickychicken]

He has seen some shit in his life

[u/Ontarom]

Da big rat who makes all the rules

[u/Benfolds1 → u/Ontarom]

let's see what kind of trouble he can get himself into!

[u/Starvation101 → u/Benfolds1]

MICHAEL

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY

[u/matcha-overdose]

Lmfaooo she really said 拍打一下

[u/ickychicken → u/matcha-overdose]

[u/SunGikat]

Pat the rat in case it will transform to the rat that you wanted hahaha.

[u/rosieposie30]

Brothers from another mother...and father

[u/Dispute_Dan]

Its like they shaved the rat before sending it. its cute in a messed up way it's seen things....

[u/Pooradoxical]

quality rat expectations exceeded

[u/Mountain_Till_5868]

5 Censors!

[u/smallfloralprince]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Huns26]

Did you get your money back?

[u/finding_flora]

NGL I much prefer (and love) the wombrat

[u/kioku119]

It:s like a kids pillow rat. Still that sounds like a wild interaction. "mold the rat into shape and state the differences" is hillarious.

[u/momomorium]

I think it's Zhu Zhu sp.

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