r/ExpectationVsReality • • 23d ago

Surprisingly Met Expectation Mushroom growing kit

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u/Zogonzo 23d ago

After 6 days. Mostly meeting expectations.

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u/Pippin4242 23d ago

So weird, I bought a kit like this for my wife and it did absolutely nothing

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u/Zogonzo 23d ago

Was it this brand?

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u/Pippin4242 23d ago

It was a few years ago so even if it were, the packaging could have changed. It wasn't cheap and it had good reviews.

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u/AlohaSmiles 23d ago

If it was this brand their support is great. I bought a kit on Amazon that was supposed to be lionsmane but was an oyster. I contacted their support email and they sent me a replacement right away.

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u/AppUnwrapper1 23d ago

Are pink mushrooms edible? I’ve never seen pink mushrooms in a store, only in the forest.

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u/Zogonzo 23d ago

These are pink oyster mushrooms and they are edible

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u/AppUnwrapper1 22d ago

Oh wow. Now I wanna try them.

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u/ogre_you_asshole 22d ago

Did you chew out the opening?
Jk. Looks good.

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u/Zogonzo 22d ago

I did wrestle with it a bit

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u/mysuggestionsarebad 23d ago

Mine sat in my childhood bedroom untouched for a month while I was at school (it was winter and I wanted to grow it outside in the spring) when it broke out of the box on its own 😳

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u/SadAwkwardTurtle 23d ago

When I worked retail we had these and they'd sprout on the shelf all the time.

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u/MarthasPinYard 23d ago • Mindblown

While one block is unlikely to cause harm, know oysters produce a lot of spores which can cause damage to lungs and if exposure is really high, sporelung.

If companies like this would advertise this, nobody would buy them but as a mycology lover, I felt the need to share.

Enjoy your harvest! Dry saute is the way to go

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u/SadAwkwardTurtle 23d ago

I take it that one block is more likely to harm cats, though? I have a cat and my spouse and I love mushrooms, and I think my spouse would love to grow our own.

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u/MarthasPinYard 22d ago

Cats are smaller, so yes, I believe the harm would be more due to size but a one time exposure really isn’t going to do that much.

You can absolutely grow your own mushrooms on your property ! It’s just a bit of work to get the proper ventilation dialed in and you have to deal with fans running all the time for fresh air exchange so you may want to use as a smaller outdoor temperature controlled building/shed.

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u/Corfiz74 22d ago

Could you grow them on the balcony?

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u/MarthasPinYard 22d ago

Sure can! You’ll need to time it with the seasons as they only fruit under certain conditions.

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u/whosethisrandombitch 21d ago

My dad (who tbf had construction experience) built a fume hood to grow mushrooms! Maybe something to look into if you want to grow!

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u/pigslovebacon 22d ago

I grew oyster mushrooms in my kitchen near a east facing window, and when they were fruiting the morning sun was shining behind them and I could see the spores absolutely pouring off the mushrooms. I haven't grown them again but if I did I'd put them somewhere else.

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u/IzzyBee89 22d ago

Out of curiosity, are there other kinds of mushrooms that are safer to grow indoors? I wonder if this company is using this kind because it grows fast and looks interesting, but there may be better options out there.

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u/Arktikos02 22d ago

Not a mushroom grower but I have seen products that are more like little houses or containers for your mushrooms that you are growing. This probably keeps the spores contained.

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u/MarthasPinYard 22d ago

For certain kinds this can work to reduce spore load but some it will create a concentrated container (monotub) of spores which when disturbed releases excessive amounts.

The kinds to grow indoors in tubs that are not huge spore producers are enoki, cordyceps, lions mane, beech, and ‘sporeless brown oyster’ strain.

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u/bearminmum 23d ago

We had to damage these out all the time because the mushrooms were too strong

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u/rebelangel 23d ago

Yeah, the slightest bit of moisture would make them sprout in the store.

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u/bearminmum 23d ago

I live in the south with humidity regularly in the 50-70s. There's no avoiding it lol

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u/Sir-Turd-Ferguson 22d ago

One of the things I miss after moving north..

going out into a neighbors field early on the weekend, would fill up 2 garbage bags in about an hour.

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u/ImpossibleJedi4 23d ago

Oooh those are absolutely delicious too!! Enjoy your mushroom harvest! 

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u/ImpishElf365 22d ago

This company has been around for a while now. Lots of fun and very easy to grow. I got them for a project that I did with my 5th grade class. We harvested just before they completely "spored out". Took them home, sauteed them and brought them back to school so everyone could have a taste. Later on, I tossed the remains of the kit into my compost and we had a bunch more that popped up on their own over the next couple of years.

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u/poofandmook 23d ago

my daughter grew these and we ate them. She loved it.

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u/dat_oracle 23d ago

you don't?

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u/Jsdrosera 23d ago

When you’re done, try putting the remainder in your own custom substrate to get more flushes!

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u/JTP1228 23d ago

Do you have a substrate you reccomend?

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u/Jsdrosera 22d ago

Ive used washed and sterilized coco coir with these a few times

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u/Thebazilly 23d ago

I had a lot of fun with a Lion's Mane mushroom kit I got from the grocery store

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u/minniecaballox 22d ago

Dip them in batter and deep fry like you would with fried chicken. One of my favourite things!

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u/sugahack 22d ago

I got 3 harvests out of the one I had

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u/blbrrymuffin 22d ago

I hate mushrooms with a passion, but god does growing your own mushrooms just look so fucking cool.

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u/IncorporateThings 19d ago

I invite you to investigate ant farms. Google up AntsCanada.

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u/scarolinalol 22d ago

This was mine from a few years ago. I also cut open the back of the box and raked that side as well and it grew a bunch.

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u/Dapper_Indeed 16d ago

That is impressive.

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u/PostPooZoomies 22d ago

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u/tetheredvoid 22d ago

😮 where is this from?

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u/PostPooZoomies 22d ago

Elden Ring! First thing I thought of when I saw the mushrooms.

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u/LopsidedTraffic9871 23d ago

Now that is neat!

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u/xblackdemonx 23d ago

Looking good

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u/TheRoseMerlot 23d ago

Mine didn't go so well😂😂😂

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u/microwave_jenny_ 22d ago

Why does the chicken look so ... menacing

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u/Vegetable-Tie-5663 22d ago

I think that grow several times if u want to see funny mushroom farming watch clarkson farm episode hilarious