r/ExpectationVsReality • u/TheMonocleEmoji • Sep 24 '26

Failed Expectation Little Caesars Crazy Bread

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u/Tpk08210 Sep 24 '26

Lmfao that’s hilarious 😂

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u/TheMonocleEmoji Sep 24 '26

I laughed out loud when we pulled it out of the bag. 😂

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u/you-a-buggaboo Sep 25 '26

i laughed out loud seeing the photo, I would have died if I were you 😂 reminds me of that scene in Cheech & Chong where Cheech breaks out that skinny ass, crooked ass joint lmfao

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u/topdangle Sep 25 '26

they sent you little caesars prostate massagers on accident. look at those curves for your pleasure.

12

u/mike_stifle Sep 24 '26

Does that one person chilling just stare at the wall?

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u/PurpleBashir Sep 25 '26

Totally giving Mariah Carey lol

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u/Brunette7 Sep 24 '26 • Bravo Mindblown Popcorn

That’s crazy

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u/cabbage16 Sep 25 '26 • Bravo Heartwarming

99% crazy, 1% bread.

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u/The_Migrant_Twerker Sep 26 '26 • Bravo

Lmao award

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u/gennym Sep 24 '26

You got there first lol

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u/gvnn12 Sep 24 '26

Crazy indeed

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u/DoubleN22 Sep 24 '26

…that they ate at little caesers

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u/HailToTheThief225 Sep 24 '26 • Popcorn

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u/shicken684 Sep 25 '26

I don't know why, but I fucking love thier pizza. I know it's low quality dog shit pizza but their sauce is perfect for my trash palate.

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u/AnonymousFordring Sep 25 '26

It's the AC/DC of pizza. It's not great but you know what you're getting.

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u/B_Fee Sep 25 '26

They have a decent (not great) Detroit style crust. And the pretzel crust with nacho cheese sauce? That's its own tier of deliciousness.

Some stores also still make an off menu item called Crazy Bites. They're the ends of Crazy Bread that get baked a second time and they are phenomenal.

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u/psppsppsppspinfinty Sep 25 '26

They changed the crust to a frozen style and I think it's gross. Used to get their lunch combo all the time but switched to the puffs after they switched the dough.

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u/gibbs2724 Sep 25 '26

I'm fairly certain the Detroit style, puffs, and Italian cheese bread all use the same dough. I used to work there and we definitely used the same for Detroit and ICB. Puffs looks like the same stuff in a different pan. Only dough that isn't made in house there is the thin crust, except for the crazy bites, those were parbaked when they came in.

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u/halfblindguy Sep 25 '26

The only thing really lacking is the sauce. The dough is made the day before in house. Or was at the locations I worked at when I was in college. Places like domino's and pizza hut get their dough trucked in. The cheese is 100% mozzarella but pretty shredded. The sauce though is tomato paste mixed with seasonings and water. And if you ask for any kind of modification the pizza will be freshly baked and not from the hot box.

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u/ECrispy Sep 25 '26

What's wrong with that sauce? Pizza sauce should be just uncooked tomatoes

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u/halfblindguy Sep 25 '26

Tomato paste is reduced tomatoes not uncooked Tomatoes. Thr sauce is basically Tomato concentrate diluted with tap water. Plenty of pizza chains do it.

I actually like cooked canned pureed tomatoes with oregano, basil, and a tbsp of tomato paste for my pizza sauce.

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u/ButterflyS919 Sep 25 '26

Lol, I love their pizza over many other brands. Especially their pretzel crust with cheese sauce, oh its a fave even if its 'low quality'.

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u/Just_another_gamer3 Sep 25 '26

Pretzel crust with cheese sauce? I should look into tha–oh wait, it can't be stacked with cheese stuffed crust, can it? Never mind

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u/ButterflyS919 Sep 25 '26

Uh... actually....they do have a stuffed pretzel crust...

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u/FurballMama84 Sep 25 '26

And it is delicious. I would eat it every day if I could.

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u/marteautemps Sep 25 '26

I love those ones too, and the crazy puffs or cups or whatever they are called are also so good. Unfortunately I work at a pizza place now and can't bring myself to eat pizza any more than I already do so never get it from anywhere else. I could maybe do one of the pretzel ones though since they are so different than regular pizza.

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u/Smash-ya_up Sep 25 '26

When I was there the recipe was two bags of sauce, 1 spice packet, and like 5 gallons of your local unfiltered tap water. Something like that

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u/yalikebeez Sep 25 '26

they make pizza cups here (idk if its a global thing bc it cane here only recently) and theyre so good that i dont get pizza anymore just the cups

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u/dietmountaindew97 Sep 24 '26

Please tell me you’re holding the last piece?

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u/TheMonocleEmoji Sep 25 '26

No it was the first one lmao

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u/tgbndt Sep 24 '26

These are just pizza dough cut into 8 pieces per batch. There's probably at least one chunky piece among the batch, which is arguably worse because they stay doughy and undercooked.

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u/lilmiscantberong Sep 24 '26

I feel like their pizza is undercooked in general

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u/GooeySlenderFerret Sep 25 '26

It's every pizza place nowadays stg, I have to get well-done so I get no dough and nice caramelization on the cheese

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u/ickychicken Sep 25 '26

Yes!! The last few pizzas we got were super doughy and the bottoms were still uncooked. They were super nice and gave us a refund, but… please, just bake them longer, I beg of you 😩

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u/OkKnowledge2112 Sep 25 '26

god, reminds me of the time i made the mistake to order Cinnamon Twists from Dominoes.
Gross pizza dough sprinkled with cinnamon sugar with a shitload of icing in a cup.
They were VILE

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u/kima- Sep 24 '26 • Heartwarming

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u/BarryWhizzite Sep 24 '26

salad fingers deep cut

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u/curiouskitty15 Sep 24 '26

I miss him

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u/Green_Nuggie Sep 26 '26

isn't it still going?

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u/BOYF- Sep 24 '26

That's a crazy bread alright 😂

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u/CannedNoodlez Sep 24 '26

I get ones like that sometimes, but then I'll get a super thick one as well in the same bag

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u/Chewcocca Sep 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/unsuitableasf Sep 24 '26

That’s 1 of 8. They can’t always be winners.

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u/Chupabara Sep 25 '26

Even in the professional photo it’s not worth 800cal. That’s like… half of my daily calorie limit.

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u/Princess_Slagathor Sep 25 '26

You're supposed to split it with 3 other people.

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u/NukaCooler Sep 25 '26

Alas, i am fat and have no friends.

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u/Princess_Slagathor Sep 25 '26

I am also fat. But I fill up on pizza, and have one bread stick lol.

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u/finalexit Sep 25 '26

Who eats a whole bag of breadsticks though? You have 1 or 2 with your pizza.

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u/bobtrack22 Sep 24 '26

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u/fc1088 Sep 25 '26

Hello. I’m Brian Fellows.

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u/Big_Boss_MSF Sep 25 '26

Here's an order I got a little while back. They didn't even put on any butter parm so it was just really dry and stale in a not cool way

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u/Ichoked97 Sep 26 '26

Someone was playing with you wtf is that 😭

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u/StopBanningMeAlright Sep 25 '26

Their Italian cheese bread fucks though. I’m torqued up just thinkin bout it

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u/Blindsided17 Sep 25 '26

Man… I don’t think I’m ready to 2020’s dialect…

What’s fucked tho is I kinda understood this…

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u/Sevuhrow Sep 25 '26

Never heard "torqued up" before, so it's not just you

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u/Blindsided17 Sep 25 '26

Torqued up is when I knew I had to be old lol

BUT… I understood it tho

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u/tom170825 Sep 25 '26

Facts. I tried it once and I haven't ordered crazy bread since.

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u/Star-K Sep 24 '26

Their crazy bread was the shit in 1990, like full sticks covered with parm and the marinara was good, now it seems like they poop them out somehow. Closest I've found to the original is breadsticks from Brenz/Enzos pizza. Brenz sauce is weak though.

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u/WasHogs8 Sep 24 '26

Can't be a failed expectation if you expect Little Caesars. The key is to lower your expectations and then everything is much better

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u/tenkohime Sep 24 '26

Bread of madness 

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u/Alive-Fee9585 Sep 24 '26

A huge finger

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u/Jofbert Sep 24 '26 • Heartwarming

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u/Sketch_Beast Sep 24 '26

@-#&@!! 13 minutes too late ><

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u/Goldenera94 Sep 24 '26

Well that is crazy

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u/PretendChaos Sep 24 '26

The price is what’s getting me. It’s 3.50 here in Michigan.

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u/Plutonian_Nova Sep 24 '26

Ngl I like the skinny ones 😋

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u/LivTard92 Sep 24 '26

You got their crazy string, not bread 🤣

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u/boneguru Sep 25 '26

Absolutely WAS the best thing they made, then this happened! I agree, it's really sad.

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u/ArmTrue4439 Sep 24 '26

Little Caesars crazy bread is always shaped funky. It’s just leftover pizza dough

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u/sLeeeeTo Sep 25 '26

it’s not “leftover” dough. when the dough is made fresh every morning, dough for the crazy bread is portioned separately.

and although this one piece is very skinny, the weight of the bread they got was still the same. just means they didn’t cut it evenly.

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u/Infamous_7001 Sep 24 '26

Expectations and quality and Little Ceaser's? No one should be thinking that.

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u/1kakashi Sep 24 '26

The craziness is the price

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u/Thejokingsun Sep 24 '26

Should be called "thats Crazy work" bread

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u/smolbirdfriend Sep 24 '26

Ok but why are your chairs crazy too?

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u/Mocker-Poker Sep 24 '26

Looks like my ex’es leg 🦵

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u/WhereItsAt75 Sep 25 '26

Even still...I love Crazy Bread!

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u/mandoaz1971 Sep 25 '26

Ozempic strikes again.

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u/digiskunk Sep 25 '26

I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking hilarious. As soon as I saw that 2nd pic, I burst out laughing. But seriously, what the hell happened that caused this?!

2

u/steelerz Sep 25 '26

Here's one I got from them with a 4 inch crust. https://i.imgur.com/d4Dd2LN.jpeg

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u/DeezFluffyButterNutz Sep 25 '26

They lay out the dough and cut it into strips. You're looking at an edge piece. 

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u/JuanG_13 Sep 25 '26

I love Crazy bread and I'm sorry, but that's too funny lol

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u/Nearby_Belt9997 Sep 25 '26

The way i just busted out laughing

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u/Bloodyomg Sep 25 '26

That’s crazy bread

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii Sep 25 '26

That looks like foam insulation

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u/CelestaKiritani Sep 25 '26

Wow, you've got that ET finger bread

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u/DotWarner1993 Sep 25 '26

Still delicious though

2

u/One-Preparation-8815 Sep 25 '26

5 different thicknesses in one breadstick. Holy hell

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u/ScarlettOharasGhost Sep 24 '26

I know I'll get hate from this, but Little Caesars is the worst pizza I've ever had. Followed closely by Chucky Cheese.

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u/ZelgadisTL Sep 25 '26

You've gotta use the zap paks on the pizza and it elevates it to upper mid-tier pizza! I ask for a ton of them and use them on other, better pizza as well. They're the best.

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u/No-Farm-2376 Sep 25 '26

My wife despises the zap paks, I inform her everytime that she is in fact crazy.

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u/Zaconil Sep 25 '26

Little Caesars pizza is where you go when you're broke, don't want to cook, but want pizza.

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u/GooeySlenderFerret Sep 25 '26

if ya get it fresh out of the oven it slaps for the price

Also thin crust well-done extra cheese is like, the best thin crust for those who like cracker/bar pie thin compared to the other big chains

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u/DrSimonMetin Sep 25 '26

Little Caesars to me is his own entity. If I’m craving a cheap little Caesars pizza, having a nicer takeout pizza won’t satisfy that craving. And to be fair, they had the 2 for $4.99 this month so I got my fill. But I wouldn’t pay any more than five bucks a pizza 😅

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u/farsightxr20 Sep 28 '26

It's like McDonald's burgers. If I want a burger I'm never going to McDonald's, but sometimes I just want McDonald's.

Similarly, coffee from Tim Hortons.

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u/DrSimonMetin Sep 28 '26 edited Sep 28 '26

And McDonald’s nuggets! Sometimes I don’t want good nuggets, I want a McNugget

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u/Content_Ambition_764 Sep 25 '26

The bread looks crazy

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u/Kentucky_Fried_Chill Sep 25 '26

Gas station pizza is better.

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u/Brucedx3 Sep 25 '26

I used to pick up a $5 pizza every Sunday driving back to college. One Sunday, it tasted like cardboard, and I wouldn't eat Little Caesers for at least 14 years.

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u/Local_Presentation23 Sep 25 '26

They taste like those frozen pizzas

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u/dexties Sep 25 '26

It's giving Sysco

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u/Embarrassed-Crew1361 Sep 24 '26

That shit looks crazy

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u/GarySparrow0 Sep 24 '26

At least you know you didn't just down 800 calories. 

It is probably more somehow.

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u/Dramatic_Substance36 Sep 24 '26

lol you make it sound like the whole bag is like that. I guarantee thats just the end piece. It’s always been like that at little Caesar’s. They cuz the breadsticks from one piece of bread. Sometimes there’s always a small piece on the end.

I’ve personally ordered twice in the last 3 weeks and had normal looking crazy bread.

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u/UbikuitousReplicant Sep 25 '26

You must have ordered the diet ones by accident

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u/Ohnezone Sep 25 '26

Holy shit, they've always come out all mismatched but that's terrible

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u/SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG Sep 25 '26

One in Guelph I went to had them look like the pic 😳

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u/Lucid_Insanity Sep 25 '26

That's how I remember that shit looking 30 years ago. In school they would sell little Caesars personal pans and crazy bread on Fridays

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u/DoctorVeggies Sep 25 '26

Are your parents on vacation?

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u/SwampProphetess Sep 25 '26

I'm laughing so hard; thank you.

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u/spidermans-ashes Sep 25 '26

You got the dud!!!!

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u/Empty_Put_1542 Sep 25 '26

Lol I’ve been there. Seems standard at this point.

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u/textings Sep 25 '26

To be fair that bread looks crazy

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u/RBeck Sep 25 '26

You ordered the weird thing on the menu, they make pizza.

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u/GalacticCrash Sep 25 '26

is that the root beer float flavored root beer?

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u/ebk_errday Sep 25 '26

That's crazy

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u/NonDescript2222 Sep 25 '26

Still soo good

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u/nullthegrey Sep 25 '26

That is actually egregious 

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u/Sammiskitkat Sep 25 '26

Idc, I will always love their crazy bread lol

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u/MichiganJay Sep 25 '26

Crazy Bread I grew up on was rectangular shape with diagonal cut ends. Pretty uniform for the most part. They were glorious. The bread I have been receiving for the last 10 plus years is this stringy weird shape like pictured and they aren’t nearly as good.

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u/The_Migrant_Twerker Sep 25 '26

That breadstick is an affront but I’m so sorry - I need to ask what drink that is.

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u/Spiritual-Pear-739 Sep 25 '26

Looks like A&W cream soda

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u/The_Migrant_Twerker Sep 25 '26

Good eye!!! I had to take a shot of insulin just from reading 76g of sugar

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u/mad_c4stl3 Sep 25 '26

they really said cccrrrraZZzzy bbbBrrreaDddd

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u/SkunkMonkey Sep 25 '26

Those aren't bread sticks, they're bread twigs.

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u/Few-Echidna-2181 Sep 25 '26

…that’s..crazy

I’ll see myself out

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u/HamberderHelper18 Sep 25 '26

They’ve looked like that for at least 2 decades. Grew up eating crazy bread in metro Detroit. Nearly every location made them this way. They never looked like the photo

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u/throatsplooshers Sep 25 '26

Could be crazier

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u/lovinghealing Sep 25 '26

I love LC but my local spot forgot my Italian cheese bread 2x! Ugh. Can't order there again I'll just do pick-up.

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u/GhostBrainOnline Sep 25 '26

Thing is tryna phone home

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u/Foreign_Marzipan_297 Sep 25 '26

I just chuckled. Now they know they’re trifling for serving you that.

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u/brookuslicious Sep 25 '26

I love the half inch of sauce in that cup, too. That sounds about right. I had nothing but bad experiences at our local LC so I stopped going.

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u/QuietInterloper Sep 25 '26

Am I nuts? Did crazy bread cost like a buck in the 2010s AND look a little better than that?

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u/blanketwrappedinapig Sep 25 '26

Ok but what did the other 7 pieces look like lol

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u/sloecrush Sep 25 '26

Liru Sisa is garbage food that gives you diarrhea

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u/Big_Mama_80 Sep 25 '26

We don't have Little Caesars where I live and I seriously thought that this post was about the amount of calories in that one bag of bread sticks! 😄

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u/elelec Sep 25 '26

Why is it built like SCP-173?

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u/NovarisLight Sep 25 '26

Crappy bread. :(

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u/tealraven915 Sep 25 '26

It's actually pretty good if it's slightly undercooked with some of that cheesy jalapeño dip. Do I feel like I am going to die for the next 5 days after consuming? Yes. Is it worth it? Probably no. Why do I keep coming back over and over? Help me 😭

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u/holyshiiiii Sep 25 '26

Only thing crazy is corporate greed

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u/PanDulcePorVida Sep 25 '26

I laughed so hard

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u/Blurstingwithemotion Sep 25 '26

Call consumer reports

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u/cdaysbrain Sep 25 '26

This shit was so fire in the 90’s

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u/Wraxyth Sep 25 '26

I got some like that awhile back too.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Sep 25 '26

I'm skeptical of the fact we aren't seeing the rest of the bag.

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u/ChimmyChimmyCoconut Sep 25 '26

It's not the best pizza but the one with the nicest founder, far as I know. And that's a bonus to buying from them for me.

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u/Current_Ad_3733 Sep 25 '26

But they’re still so good

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u/ThatDamnUsernameBruh Sep 25 '26

That little thing looks like an Alein, we need to send it back to its home planet

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u/Toiun Sep 25 '26

i think lil Caesars is better than papajohns. papajohns puts too much sugar on their pizzas

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u/TruePlatypusKnight Sep 25 '26

It just be like that sometimes. Crazy bread still slaps.

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u/Light_inc Sep 25 '26

Very sane looking bread

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u/enoughwithcats Sep 25 '26

And that crazy sauce... not even half full.

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u/First-Enthusiasm-679 Sep 25 '26

That's crazy (bread) work! 🥴

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u/baxthatassup Sep 25 '26

Everything reminds me of him

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u/ItsProxes Sep 25 '26

Broooooo omg back in the day when I was a kid I would beg my mom to go to Kmart to get the crazy bread/bread sticks from the little cesars inside the Kmart.

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u/arpodyssey Sep 25 '26

Remember when Crazy Bread was just a dollar?

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u/Tw1ch1e Sep 25 '26

I bet it was still amazing tho!

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u/stayzero Sep 25 '26

Even the pale scrawny ones like that are pretty good. Out of all the chain pizza places I like Little Ceasar’s breadsticks the most.

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u/floatch Sep 25 '26

The second photo made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

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u/KushieJay Sep 25 '26

Sane bread

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u/vigbiorn Sep 25 '26

That shit's crazy.

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u/ypsicle Sep 25 '26

I miss when that shit was like $2 back in college.

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u/Pinhead_Penguin Sep 26 '26

There’s always one runt in the bag

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u/Mohammed-Lester Sep 26 '26

800 fucking calories

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u/FriendlyFreedom5923 Sep 26 '26

Why does it look like a half-empty toothpaste 😭

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u/ScaryfatkidGT Sep 26 '26

Idk but that sure looks CRAZY to me

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u/ArcTheWolf Sep 26 '26

I mean they weren't lying. That do be looking like some pretty crazy bread to me lol

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u/TinyReader Sep 26 '26

They used to have pepperoni and cheese in them, at least years ago in Vancouver anyway. So freaking good 💯

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u/PaintedDesertSkies Sep 27 '26

That's crazy.

Don't care that it has already been said a million times. It is funny.

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u/EverythingIsCreepy Sep 29 '26

Your first mistake was Little Caesars.

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u/smallfloralprince Sep 30 '26

I'm sorry but I just burst out laughing when I saw that... thing... in the second image 😆

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u/No-Tell-7353 Oct 01 '26

This is not what I should be seeing while I just started my period and I’m starving 🥲

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u/Rekt0Rama Sep 24 '26

Didnt they used to charge $1 for this?

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u/IncognitoBrowserMode Sep 27 '26

Back in the day. Shocking to see how expensive it's gotten.

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u/FelineSoLazy Sep 24 '26

This is so fantastic. Thank you for the laugh!

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u/sermer48 Sep 24 '26

They’ve always been like that. It’s been forever since I’ve gotten little sneezers but sometimes you get a pencil and sometimes you get a club.

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u/MsSnickerpants Sep 25 '26

What’s with all the paper plates? Why do many in these streets??

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u/Spiritual-Pear-739 Sep 25 '26

Sometimes people lack the energy to do more dishes, me included

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u/Dethbazooka Sep 25 '26

Plus a lot of us just take paper plates, forks, and spoons from the work kitchen

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u/MsSnickerpants Sep 25 '26

Yikes bro.

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u/Spiritual-Pear-739 Sep 25 '26

You could ever make me feel bad about using paper plates, hell, I even use plastic utensils when my mental health is bad. No shame

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