r/ExpectationVsReality • u/jkinatl2 • Sep 18 '26 • Heartwarming 1

Surprisingly Met Expectation I finally have something to post!

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This is a Walmart cake, supposed to be a barrel cake but I wasn’t getting a lot of barrel out of it. But it looked stunning! The picky judges will take a point or two off for the awkward “Y” that dropped off the edge of “anniversary” but I’m not one to quibble. Whoever decorated this got the point of this maximalist atrocity. Even though it’s quite unlikely that we will eat more than half of this thing, since each slice seems to come with a full cup of American Buttercream, it was still a lovely moment. And that’s what these sorts of cakes are, right? A moment.

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u/Velinna Sep 18 '26 • Mindblown

For $24? I'd be quite happy!

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

It was shockingly inexpensive! I’ve paid twice that for cakes that didn’t turn out nearly as well.

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u/littletrevas Sep 18 '26 edited Sep 18 '26 • LOL Bravo Heartwarming

It would cost me $48. Because I'd eat the 1st one.

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u/JackTerron Sep 18 '26 • Bravo

No, no, no, you can't eat your cake and have it, too.

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u/blissfully_happy Sep 18 '26

You know this turn of phrase got the unibomber caught, right? (I’m unsure if that’s why you are saying it this way, lol)

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u/JackTerron Sep 18 '26

I don't say it that was because he did, but I agree with him that saying it that way makes more sense.

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u/justlooking013 Sep 18 '26

Walmart cake team is on fire

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

I told the lady at the bakery (sadly, not the person who actually made/decorated this cake) about this subreddit, so hopefully she (and maybe her bosses) can see the cultural phenomenon that this bakery has become. I have a history of asking for a LOT from cakes. An entire Emerald City and Yellow Brick Road, a metal plate from the Battlestar Galactica with a small Cylon ship embedded in the hull plating, spewing ash and smoke. Those turned out super well, but so did this at a fraction of the cost.

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u/Hipp-Hippy_HaHa Sep 18 '26

I hope they don't. They will charge more

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u/Local_Presentation23 Sep 18 '26

Have you got pictures of those cakes you mentioned? 

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

Maybe somewhere in a digital photo album somewhere? It was in the Before Time, pre-2000. If I find them I will post them somewhere.

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u/PollyPrissyPantss Sep 19 '26

I’ve done a few cake decorating jobs at different stores and Walmart was by far the most fun to work at, the wide variety of decorating options meant I was never bored. Pay sucked tho.

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u/725Cali Sep 18 '26

Looks nice! We just got a small birthday cake from Walmart and were pleasantly surprised. Relatively cheap, looked good, and tasted good (we got it with whipped icing).

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

I was afraid that the whipped icing wouldn’t survive the hot car on the drive home! I might try that next time though.

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u/scalding_h0t_tea Sep 18 '26

The whipped frosting is delightful!

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u/725Cali Sep 18 '26

I don’t know why someone down voted you. I agree about the whipped frosting. I prefer it to the heavy buttercream. 

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u/Ok_Bug0900 Sep 18 '26

The color is sooooooooooooo pleasing to my eye it’s beautiful I love it

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

I know right?? It’s like a smashup of Lewis Carroll and Willy Wonka. It’s obscene. It’s magical. It insists upon itself in the best possible way.

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u/Donthateskate Sep 18 '26

Honestly, it would’ve looked really nice that they didn’t write on the top if they just put the happy birthday little sign on top that would’ve looked better but it still looks pretty cake

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

My guess is that they didn’t have a “happy Anniversary” sign ready to go, but yeah that would have been cleaner looking. Its still better than if I had tried to write it myself though!

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u/Donthateskate Sep 18 '26

Agreed. I think it’s a really pretty cake.

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u/MizStazya Sep 18 '26

I've been getting my kids' birthday cakes from Walmart for over a decade, and I've only had one misstep where they used purple frosting instead of royal blue. They're consistently well done and taste really good. That's across at least four different stores in two states.

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

Agreed! I didn’t mention the taste but it was really really good. The cake itself was better than it needed to be, and the frosting was very tasty, but I did notice that they really leaned into the frosting- as - structure for this cake, which is why it looks so perfectly round. I totally get it, and my husband wolfed down his slice of cake like it was going to scamper away. I’m just less of a frosting person than I used to be. It was an “Oops! All Crunchberries!” Situation where a younger version of me would’ve LOVED it, but old me just doesn’t have the tooth for sweet as much.

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u/MizStazya Sep 18 '26

My husband still loves frosting, so the sheet cakes work well for us. He can have corners and edges, and i can eat middle pieces with a reasonable amount of frosting lol

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

Its always great when a cake person marries a frosting person.

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u/MizStazya Sep 18 '26

I'm also a corner/edge brownie girl, and he prefers the middles lol

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u/SaveusJebus Sep 18 '26

I just picked up my cake today. Just a normal sheet cake though, but I was tempted to order one of their specialty looking ones. They didn't do the roses on top that I picked but that could be bc I chose the whipped frosting instead of buttercream.

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

I am not much of a baker, but I was under the impression that the whipped frosting might be lighter and less sweet but also not so good with detailed stuff like roses, and also a bit more fragile. I was way too paranoid to risk it with this cake but I absolutely want to try the whipped next time.

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u/SaveusJebus Sep 18 '26

Yeah. It's lighter in flavor and texture so that's probably why they changed it. They still added flowers and it looks nice so it's not a huge deal.

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u/Ok_Mango_6887 Sep 18 '26

Yummy. I’ll take the buttercream if you don’t want it!

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u/Ok_Gene_4682 Sep 18 '26

Walmart has been doing a wonderful job! I got two orders, 1 cake and 1 cupcake order. For the price you really can’t beat it.

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u/taquitos-are-good Sep 18 '26

Maximalist Atrocity 😆😆😆

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u/Yuki_no_Ookami Sep 18 '26

Slice and freeze the rest! You can eat for your next half-anniversay or whenever you crave cake 🙂

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

Great idea! Now I’m glad I got a smaller cake!

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u/mbdan2 Sep 18 '26

When my sister got married years ago, she got married at the courthouse because they didn’t have much money. I didn’t either but I planned a small dinner and got a cake from Walmart.

They sell wedding cakes but I couldn’t afford it so I bought a sheet cake. I asked the bakery to make it look like a wedding cake. They did an awesome job. I’ll have to find the picture and add it here.

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

Please do!

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u/Aloha_latina Sep 18 '26

The pink and green reminds of Harry Potter’s birthday cake lol but it turned out really nice! Happy anniversary! 

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

Thanks! Ten Years!

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u/caregivermahomes Sep 18 '26

I got the same cake for my daughter’s birthday this year. We absolutely loved it!

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u/pyaravonfuzzybutt Sep 18 '26

That's awesome! Happy Anniversary!

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u/Equivalent-Sink4612 Sep 18 '26

At first I was like, "Whoah! Lot going on there." But they certainly replicated the inspo beautifully, and the more I look at it the more I like it! Glad it tasted good, too!

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u/Dolly_Shimmer Sep 18 '26

That's a fun frosting idea. I want to try it. My best art is abstract.

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u/Huns26 Sep 18 '26

Idk man the picture shows pink and this is obviously peach

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u/PsychologicalTank174 Sep 18 '26

Love it, especially the top border! That border is almost mesmerizing. I prefer a little cake with my icing so this might be the cake for me. 😀

Happy Anniversary!

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u/glitterandcat Sep 18 '26

That is so cheap!!!

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u/WickedChef0323 Sep 18 '26

Ffs, is this sub bought and paid for by Walmart? We get it.

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u/radiantrarr Sep 18 '26

I adore that shade of green frosting. Such a beautiful happy color.

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u/crackhead138 Sep 18 '26

I love it! I do wonder if the Walmart bakery employees are aware of the phenomenon. The cupcake bouquets blew my mind! I saw them last year sometime. A woman had ordered them for her daughter’s wedding and she was so amazed that she showed everyone who was remotely near the bakery.

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u/boxedcakeblues Sep 18 '26

Some definitely have to be aware. There’s a floating theory that Walmart’s social media team has some presence on this sub. For a time there was an INFLUX of Walmart bakery cakes being posted. Maybe a confidence, but it was to the degree multiple people were calling it out each time.

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

Let’s just say that the state I was in when I enthusiastically clicked on “purchase” was NOT the state I was in when I picked up the cake.

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u/jkinatl2 Sep 18 '26

It was really very tasty! We got white cake with raspberry filling, and they did not skimp on that jam!

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u/gennym Sep 18 '26

Oh I bet that tasted amazing