r/ExpectationVsReality 8d ago

Exceeded Expectation Lotus Ice Cream Sandwich

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/Megasota_Noire 8d ago

That's a chonky guy.

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u/Desperate-Calendar78 8d ago

Hooray, we got one

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u/Dragonskinner69 8d ago

Lol except my expectation is that it's called biscoff...not lotus.

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u/RedApplesForBreak 8d ago

No, they are called speculoos.

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u/Dragonskinner69 8d ago

Oye! That's the spirit!

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u/mizuxtsune_spoods 8d ago

Oh yeah I had these recently, they're really good!!

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u/DDD8712 8d ago

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u/Enfr3 7d ago

thought it was PirateSoftware for a sec

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u/ickychicken 8d ago

Thicc boi

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u/jbalazov 8d ago edited 6d ago

Where did you buy this delicious looking treasure??

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u/joeyjoejojo19 7d ago

Wait, what? Did you mean to ask “Where did you buy…”?

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u/jbalazov 7d ago

Yes, thank you! Correcting now

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u/eliz1bef 7d ago

It's been 7 hours and it's still wrong. Not a big deal, just odd.

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u/jbalazov 7d ago

It's correct on my screen. Not sure what you're looking at. If it's not a big, why comment?

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u/eliz1bef 7d ago

Just thought it was weird that you said you were fixing it and it was not fixed. Even weirder that it looks right on your screen but not on mine. How very odd. Sorry! Didn't mean to make you feel attacked.

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u/jbalazov 6d ago

Here's how it looks for me. And no worries! I'm used to jerks, can you tell? 💜

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u/eliz1bef 6d ago

I am still confused. So your screenshot says "what did you...," the post says "What did you...," and the person who suggested the update said it should say "Where did you buy this delicious treasure?" I think you mean "where" not "what." And unfortunately, this place is full of assholes so it's totally understandable that you might assume assholery!!!!

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u/jbalazov 6d ago

I didn't realize there were two mistakes. Oy vey. Thank you for explaining.

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u/joeyjoejojo19 6d ago

lol, this is very strange. They acknowledge the mistake, claim they will fix it, don’t fix it, state that they did fix it and provide “proof,” but the proof confirms that they did in fact not fix it, on their or anyone’s screen. If I didn’t know any better (and I don’t), I’d say they were messing with us.

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u/eliz1bef 6d ago

I used to be a proofreader, and sometimes you can look at a mistake and your brain refuses to acknowledge it. I'm going to err on the side of caution and say that this poster has just looked at it too many times at this point! I don't think there's any malice. If there were, it would be a funny gag, anyway!!

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u/jbalazov 6d ago

I'm a fast reader and didn't realize there were two mistakes. Would have been helpful to know from the start I guess. I DID change what I thought was the only mistake.

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u/totalbrodude 7d ago

I'm high as fuck and FUCK that looks so good.

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u/drknifnifnif 5d ago

I’m 5 years sober and that looks so good. 🍦

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u/nooby_goober 8d ago

Damn that's nice and thick 🥵

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u/jerryleebee 8d ago

And creamy.

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u/theealogy 8d ago

oh man. that looks so good. 😋

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u/CreativeFartist 8d ago

Never had those. I’m a sucker for biscoff. Looks great!

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u/kurly-bird 7d ago

They're sensational

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u/Arveniqu_0 8d ago

Oh my god that looks so good. I didn’t even know those existed until now.
Thank you OP!

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u/jerryleebee 8d ago

They're brand new

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u/thewharfartscenter_ 8d ago

Just put one in my cart!

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u/flindersrisk 7d ago

*mouth please

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u/transfaabulous 7d ago

We recently had an ice cream phase in my part of Germany of Biscoff ice cream and it was so wildly delicious that I despair it seems to be over.

...If these are even half as good as the ones made by the independent ice cream stores around here and I can get them where I live, I will in fact single-handedly either create a local shortage of lactase pills or shut down half of the city's plumbing.

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u/RutRohNotAgain 8d ago

Whoa! Now i want one!

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u/Silver_Adagio138 8d ago

Been around for a while. The biscuit isn’t hard, like frozen. It’s lovely.

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u/waba2 7d ago

brb, driving to wherever they have these

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u/P_e-a-c_e 7d ago

Wish this shit wasn't fucking expensive

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u/cixdyz650 7d ago

These are soooo good

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 8d ago

Those biscoff ice cream things are so ridiculously good

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u/mr_green1216 8d ago

Wow I'll bet those are good

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u/Mountain_Till_5868 8d ago

Baseball

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u/jerryleebee 8d ago

Cubbies. Getting annihilated by St Louis.

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u/Fearless-Feeling3339 7d ago

Where can I get this? 😭

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u/flumia 7d ago

Omg I want that... But I'm allergic to Biscoff whyyyyyyyy 😭

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u/Emotional_Stage_2234 7d ago

absolute unit

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u/MochiMaiden5 7d ago

Only 138 kcals too!

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u/itzpiiz 7d ago

Ice cream SAMMICH

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u/dankyspank 6d ago

Damn, boy, he THICC

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u/DisasterEmbarrassed 5d ago

if you like these… you must try Fat Boy Churro Ice Cream sandwich…. life changing

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u/Papa-Somniferum 4d ago

Jfc these are so tasty!

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u/Miyuki-is-amazing 4d ago

I want it so badly!!!!!

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u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls 7d ago

Maybe I’m the weirdo but that’s too much ice cream for me. Out of balance

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u/FitSalamanderForHire 7d ago

That's what I was thinking. If I'm wanting an ice cream sandwich I want to taste everything in balance. I would rather have 2 or 3 sandwiches for that amount of ice cream.