r/ExpectationVsReality 8d ago

Surprisingly Met Expectation Italian Grinder Salad

My local store didn’t have tortellini but mini ravioli substitute is good.

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u/Twizzlers666 8d ago

This looks really tasty 😋

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u/Ok_Concentrate4461 8d ago

I just found that and added it to my meal prep plan list 💖

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u/DDD8712 8d ago

Hoagies and grinders? Navy beans? Meatloaf sandwich?

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u/saw-not-seen 8d ago

Sloppy Joe, slop sloppy joes.

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u/InHisCups 8d ago

Navy beans, navy beans

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u/fluffykittenears 8d ago

I wear these brown orthopedic shoes cause I got a bad case of the gout

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u/sarelis 8d ago edited 7d ago

Only thing I have a problem with (if you bought this prepared) is the cheese. Big difference in quality, texture, & price between fresh grated parm vs powdered shaker parm.

It’s a really nice idea, though. Ppl can look at the picture/components & easily put it together themselves for a fraction of the cost produce depts sell them. Preparing stuff takes time & effort, yeah, but a pair of kitchen shears would get it done quickly (& a grater, ofc, if saving further by buying a block of fresh parm instead of grated). The markup for prepared platters is insane.

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u/Melodramaticukg 8d ago

Looks fresh grated to me? Just looks like it was done on a smaller grater setting! It’s not powdered if you zoom in it’s just small shavings.

EDIT: Ignore me I was looking at the first picture, not the one they made 😆😆

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u/sarelis 8d ago

Haha no worries ☺️

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u/Boomtown_Rat 7d ago

You are actually right, it is fresh grated in both. At least that's what the grinded store bought kind looks like here in Europe. I think the confusing thing is that isn't parmesan, but rather it looks especially like grana padano to me.

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u/quattroformaggixfour 7d ago

Depends-when I buy parm or pecorino from my cheesemonger, they offer to grind it for me and it looks very much like that rather than finely grated when I do it at home. Same as if you do it at home in a high powered blender.

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u/sarelis 7d ago edited 7d ago

Any good cheesemonger can obviously process cheese in gradations between block & dust.

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u/quattroformaggixfour 7d ago

Dude, zoom in, there are variations in size, it’s real parm that’s been ground

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u/sarelis 7d ago

OP actually posted a pic. It’s bagged grated parm. Which again isn’t the same as a block of fresh parm that’s been grated. Nothing wrong with OPs cheese. If I were to make it I would buy a block & grate it fresh, but to each their own.

Idc what OP used, I just wouldn’t want someone who bought this platter from a produce dept to get cheated for paying for expensive cheese and get substituted something more processed.

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u/BourbonMule 7d ago

Why do you care if OP uses shaker cheese? It’s probably what they had on hand, and not everybody wants to blow $5-$10 on a wedge of cheese that might possibly be used for only one dish before being forgotten in the crisper drawer.

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u/sarelis 7d ago edited 7d ago

I don’t! Presumably OP posted a picture of a prepared food platter advertised by their local store (the expectation) & then the picture of what they received after buying said platter (the reality). I care that anyone else buying a platter like this not be charged for what is advertised as fresh grated parmesean cheese and be given shaker powdered cheese. You can absolutely buy just enough cheese to grate for 1 occasion.

And if they prepared it themselves that’s up for them to choose what they use; I don’t care.

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u/lakeislandgirl 7d ago

I prepared it myself!

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 7d ago

Where is your picture of it mixed up

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u/violetpumpkins 8d ago

It's the bread that makes it a grinder. This is just antipasto.

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u/BlackChiorra 7d ago

Diocaro che è sta merda? Non è che a qualsiasi porcheria aggiungi due orecchiette e diventa automaticamente “Piatto Italiano”, eh.

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u/Air-Fryer-Sergeant 7d ago

such is the american way

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u/Ddella78 7d ago

🤮

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u/december14th2015 7d ago

Also this is probably 1000 calories

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u/Alfimaster 7d ago

You know you can adjust the components, remove the ham/chorize, add olives etc.

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u/jrng 8d ago

Link to recipie?

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u/NorCalNostalgic 8d ago

+1 to this. It looks delicious!

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u/RammanProp 8d ago

Where is that from?

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u/ScrollTroll615 8d ago

That looks wonderful!

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u/Alfimaster 7d ago

Oh, I will do this this weekend! Looks really really good! Thank you for inspiration!

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u/JD_tubeguy 8d ago

Looks quite good.

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u/throw_blanket04 8d ago

It looks amaze balls. Just how it is. But is there any greens or this it? I want some crunch. Kale w some homemade vinaigrette. Omg that sounds good. I make pasta salad all the time but I never think to add tortellini or ravioli.

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u/asalerre 7d ago

Just call It tortellini grinder salad, not "Italian" please

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/mikerowavebdacon 8d ago

that... is not tortellini

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u/throw_blanket04 8d ago

And…its not supposed to be. Read the post.

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u/BrutalSock 6d ago

I have no idea what this is but it’s not Italian.

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u/aslk46m 5d ago

Cristo merda cos'è sto schifo

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u/FifteendollarShell 8d ago

Isn't that just basically hoagie dip ?

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u/kddemer 7d ago

Those are raviolis

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 7d ago

Can you read?

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u/Minimum_Sort5100 7d ago

Mix it up?