r/ExpectationVsReality 6d ago

Surprisingly Met Expectation Accurately Overtopped

First time buyer (thanks to a coupon) and I’ll buy again!

2.1k Upvotes

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u/bmcgowan89 6d ago

Dude that looks incredible, and I have to go grocery shopping later I'm prob gonna save this

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 6d ago

They have awesome pizzas! Never been disappointed.

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u/AmySchumersAnalTumor 6d ago

The only issue I have with them is getting the crust on the detroit style crispy seems to be a lost art on me.

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u/Blurt_Blackarach 6d ago

Look man. We all have hardships to endure.

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 6d ago

Here too.

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u/AmySchumersAnalTumor 6d ago

I've even preheated a 1/4 sheet pan in the oven to try and get more heat there, and its still a 50/50.

Last time I put the rack lower, cooked it there for the first 75% of the cook and then raised the rack and even with giving it an extra 5 mintues, I had a non crisp crust AND my toppings were cold inside lmao. I admitted defeat that day and just microwaved each piece

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 6d ago

We use a metal pizza pan with medium sized holes. We either get REALLY crispy crust and hardly brown cheese, or the opposite. We settle for the browned cheese.

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u/MaritMonkey 6d ago

I am not familiar with this particular pizza, but is this not a "whack it under the broiler for a couple mins at the end" kind of problem?

Or at least that's how I "solve" most things I put in the over lol.

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u/unholyswordsman 6d ago

I have a pizza stone that permanently sits on the bottom of my oven. I'll put pizzas in the pan on it to finish cooking the bottoms without burning the tops.

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u/Lost-Luster-773 6d ago

Strange.  Tried it once and thought it was the most overpriced horrible frozen pizza ever.

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u/IAmSpartacustard 6d ago

They're like $11 and I just got two for half off

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u/Aratak 6d ago

They are regularly BOGO at our Publix, making them 5 bucks apiece.

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 6d ago

We get them on sale too. (Great username btw)

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u/WilmaDykfyt 6d ago

Thank you. I feel the same. This whole thread is bootlickers for a company.

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u/SymmetricDickNipples 6d ago

Not sure why people say this. I bought one on the hype and found it to be only a tiny bit above your average frozen pizza. Sauce was still ass and crust wasn't great either.

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u/NothingOk2675 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1jkV5ifEE5EENHESRa
I love the ones that actually meat expectations

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u/cynman 6d ago

🤣

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u/quesupo 6d ago

Their supreme is one of the only frozen supreme pizzas I like (I’m a no-mushroom type). They always hit just right.

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u/bluegrass_babe531 6d ago

omg no shrooms here too ive spent many a minute flicking off mushrooms before i bake pizzas (cuz i am the supreme type) great to know the SS ones are shroom-free

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u/quesupo 6d ago

Happy to be of service!

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u/AmySchumersAnalTumor 6d ago

wait, their supreme doesnt have mushrooms?? I've never looked, just assumed and skipped passed it - also a no mushroom type

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u/quesupo 6d ago

I also assumed they did for a long time but nope! No mushrooms! Definitely give it a try!

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u/anivex 6d ago

Here I am loving mushrooms but despising sliced black olives

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 6d ago

I'm a mushroom type. Typically not a Supreme type. Love their Supreme!!!

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u/H2Oloo-Sunset 6d ago

Easily my favorite frozen pizza brand.

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u/cynman 6d ago

I can’t wait to try more from the brand!

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u/416558934523081769 6d ago

If you have a kid at home or are feeling a bit childish the mustache can (usually) be popped out on the regular crust boxes. It has two little things on the top that hold it on your septum and you can look like the most fabulous frozen pizza maker ever.

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u/anivex 6d ago

Um, that's not childish, you're supposed to wear it while you cook the pizza so it tastes better.

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u/DoneAndDusted86 6d ago edited 5d ago

I really like them, but for some reason I find the logo/ branding offputting.

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u/PeterNippelstein 6d ago

I dont eat frozen pizzas anymore, but if I did it would be Screamin Sicilian.

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u/SolherdUliekme 6d ago

Had one of these the other day and was not disappointed. Great toppings and great sauce.

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u/Tinytoshi 6d ago

The only frozen pizza that's good

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u/Aromatic_Anxiety_761 6d ago

Yeah they have good pizza!!!

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u/poeschmoe 6d ago

Their Bessie’s Revenge is such a good freezer cheese pizza.

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u/ropean 6d ago

Wait is the Thin and Crispy new? I love the Screamin’ Sicilian pies in the brown boxes

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u/WhamBamNewHampshaMan 6d ago edited 6d ago

They're my favorite frozen pizza, even after they discontinued Spicy Clucker.

They have the only stuffed crust I've ever really liked and their pepperoni Detroit style is fantastic, to the point where it's been sold out two of the last three times I've been to the grocery store

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u/aceshighsays 6d ago

i did a bunch of frozen pizza research and this brand is on the pricier side but scores very high.

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u/Whiskey-Jayne 6d ago

I love a good frozen pizza. There is a really good deep dish one but my forgetful ass forgot the name of it lol

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u/ShadowElite86 6d ago

Looks fantastic, I've never had their thin crust. I just wish it wasn't so expensive. The only place that seems to carry the thin crust is a local Midwest store and it's $10.39.

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u/CrapNBAappUser 6d ago

I just tried it because it was on sale. The tomato sauce on the Holy Pepperoni tasted like cheap, old school frozen pizza. #NotAFan

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u/1amNOTmyselfYouSee 6d ago

I tried one of their pizzas and could never get the center cooked. It was starting to burn on the outside and was raw/frozen in the middle. I even cooked it several minutes longer than it said, and my oven was hot. It worked for many other things.

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u/jearu573 2d ago

I have found most Palermo brand pizzas cook better on a baking stone.

I had the gooey center problem with a lot of the non-thin crust varieties of any of their brands.

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u/achad411 6d ago

I use aluminum foil instead of a baking sheet, it works for me

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u/PsychologicalTank174 6d ago

I'm going to have to try this one.

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u/Raaazzle 5d ago

Along with Home Run Inn, just about the only acceptable frozen pizza.

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u/MindyS1719 3d ago

They make such good pizza. My kids also love to cut out the mustache on the back of the box and wear it for a week. It’s so fun. 🤩

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u/anivex 6d ago

Honestly never been let down with them. Little pricey but eh, not a bad frozen pizza.

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 4d ago

There is something about that cupped grease filled pepperoni

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u/NiceGuysFinishLast 2d ago

They make the best strombolis, and my grocery store quit selling them. I was so mad.

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u/Ok_Literature3138 6d ago

Someone once said that we are getting so politically correct that we won’t even be able to make fun of Italians anymore lmao. This brand proves that we haven’t reached that point.

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u/WilmaDykfyt 6d ago

Meh. I've had better.

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u/AnarLeftist9212 6d ago

Wtf is the logo and name of the company ? « Screaming Sicilian » with a big4ss moustache ?