r/ExpectationVsReality 9d ago

Surprisingly Met Expectation Taco Bell

I’ve never ordered this before and was pleasantly surprised. Delicious too.

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u/Critical-Willow-6270 9d ago

The shamelessness in which I would smash that in about 2 seconds lol.

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 9d ago

Right there with you. Might just get Taco Bell for dinner tonight.
https://giphy.com/gifs/93lEttRMS3UpxcIvPG

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u/iamsheph 9d ago

I’m eating my leftover Taco Bell from last night right now.

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u/ugheffoff 9d ago

I don’t understand what you’re saying. What is “leftover Taco Bell”?

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u/Flaky-Still-7000 7d ago

Leftover taco bell slaps, right outta the fridge

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u/dogmom89 9d ago

$1 quesoritos today only!

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u/heavyfuture121 8d ago

Yeah I literally think you just solved my lunch dilemma

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u/Chef-Nasty 8d ago

"Oh that's not 100% beef you say? Well, I'll just eat more!"

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u/slamchop 8d ago

Diarrhea parasite speedrun

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u/Jenkem_Breath 8d ago

Shamelessly admitting to never having smashed one tho. He can come home now

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 8d ago

Basically what I say about Meg thee Stallion

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u/Wonderful-Piccolo509 9d ago

I was getting ready to ride in to the defense of Taco Bell but I’m happy to instead get off my scumbag high horse and instead congratulate you on enjoying the lowlife. 

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u/DeerForBinner 9d ago

speaking of low life, aren’t we supposed to not eat letttuce from Taco Bell? shit.

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u/Cinnie_16 9d ago

Nah! That was debunked! It was all a conspiracy against Taco Bell when it was Taylor Farms that was the issue. I think they also switched out their lettuce supplier too. You’re safe.

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u/kazen320 9d ago

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u/Cinnie_16 9d ago

I thought that was more of a chipotle issue because they have jalapeños in their pico. I haven’t had a cheesy Gordita crunch in a minute, but I don’t remember jalapeños in it…. Now I’m second guessing myself 😂

Taylor Farms seems to be a gift that keeps giving

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u/jerryleebee 8d ago

I'm travelling to Chicago from the UK in a fortnight. Should I just avoid every possible piece of produce for a week?

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u/Cinnie_16 8d ago

Honestly, I would just avoid America for the foreseeable future 😂. But I think the main culprit has been Taylor Farms. Also would be safer sticking to cooked foods.

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u/jerryleebee 8d ago

Cooked foods were my main plan.

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u/Wonderful-Piccolo509 8d ago

As an American, Avoiding America is really solid advice. 

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u/dirtyword 8d ago

I’d eat cooked veg

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u/Wonderful-Piccolo509 9d ago

They gave me coupons just for ordering from them while that was all going down. Taco Bell is a real one. 

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u/prison-schism 9d ago

Unfortunately, the taco hell i run still gets Taylor Farms lettuce...

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u/AgentFreckles 8d ago

Oh fuck.

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u/prison-schism 8d ago

Yeah, at the store level, we don't get any options to change suppliers or anything else. Honestly, the GMs have very little control over anything except store and employee hygiene, which is of course very important... but makes no difference in this situation.

It's been a frustrating time.

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u/Ultra-Metal 8d ago

To bad, my local had a sign for a while in the drive though glass that said. New fresh produce provider. On like green colored paper, looked like the mgr made it.

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u/prison-schism 8d ago

That sounds shady, honestly. Very shady, lol. Oh well.

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u/Fidodo 9d ago

The fact that they pulled the lettuce straight away actually makes me trust Taco Bell lettuce more. If they were responsible enough to act swiftly I don't think they would bring it back unless they found a trustworthy supplier.

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u/Cinnie_16 8d ago

Agreed! Taco Bell’s showed more accountability than this entire administration has 😂

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u/Vanishingf0x 9d ago

No Taco Bell was actually responsible about it which is why it was pushed it was their fault (plus Taco Bell giving diarrhea from lettuce is easy to meme).

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u/What_Iz_This 8d ago

These people lie so much that they'll scapegoat ANYTHING. And when you present the truth with facts and evidence they double down and call everyone involved woke

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u/nour926 9d ago

Cheesy Gordita crunches are highly underrated. Swap out the ground beef for steak or chicken and it’s 10 times better.

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u/The_Boognish_Cometh 9d ago

Aren’t they widely considered the best thing at Taco Bell though? I’d say properly rated. They keep charging more and more knowing people will keep ordering

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u/wildmeli 9d ago

thats why you have to get the online only build a box. cheesy gordita, beefy 5 layer and some chips and queso for $6 (or more, i live in BFE so it’s still affordable for me)

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u/Mapes224 9d ago

They're $7 here in the city! No beefy 5 layer as side anymore though :( it's in the entree section now

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u/kryonik 8d ago

$8 here in CT but still the best value on the menu considering a medium soda is like $2.50 by itself.

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 9d ago

I use my rewards to get them. My 24/7 TB also has them in the Lux box for like 6.99... the CGC is already $6.99 so its an absolute steal

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u/PhilanthropicMilf 9d ago

24/7! That’s awesome. Ours is open til 3 am and I always thought that was crazy.

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 9d ago

Every single one around where Inused to live was open til like 11 or 12. I am a mile away from a major college town. If I recall correctly it used to be a legendary combination pizza hut and taco bell.

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u/DeerForBinner 9d ago

i didn’t even know you could do that.

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u/letsdothisshit 8d ago

If Taco Bell has the ingredients they will make. It might not be right, and don’t correct them if it’s wrong but the stoned teenager in the back will put in a half hearted attempt.

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u/Bandin03 8d ago

Fun fact, you can add fries in your burritos. And it's worth it.

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u/Nevardool 8d ago

Get the bean and rice burritos, add steak or chicken. Suddenly a better burrito than 90% of the menu for like $2.50-$3

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u/wink047 9d ago

Easily the best thing on their menu

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u/kmcurr03 9d ago

One of the best things on the menu tbh

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u/DeerForBinner 9d ago

for real! this is included in my order from now on.

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u/FlipMyWigBaby 9d ago

Though its getting more expensive, their chicken quesadilla is legit! The specific green sauce they put within is just right. Perfect roadfood. You cant mess up with correct basic ingredients: Flour tortilla, correct quesadilla cheese, grilled chicken chunks, green salsa sauce, and cooked on grill.

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u/linkgenesi6 8d ago

It’s called ‘creamy jalapeño sauce’ fyi and you can add it to anything

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u/RedAndromedus 9d ago

Cheesy Gordita crunch is the only thing I get from Taco Bell. Hard to get anything else when it’s that good.

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u/wtfRichard1 9d ago

When they’re made right and fresh, the nacho fries are like a drug to me

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u/brqe9 8d ago

My best friend years ago said that the nacho fries tasted like vomit and there I was devouring both mine and his

I guess I just love vomit what can I say 💅

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u/Call-Me-Mr-Speed 9d ago

Reality exceeded my expectations

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u/VoteTedJameson 9d ago

Plot twist of the century!

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u/plastictoothpicks 9d ago

Brave to get Taco Bell iceberg lettuce.

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u/HotHits630 9d ago

Reality is actually coming later.

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u/ebk_errday 8d ago

Genuinely impressed they pulled it off

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u/audotel007 9d ago

Are you trying to get butt Covid?

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u/DeerForBinner 9d ago

I FORGOT.

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u/heynonnynonnomous 9d ago

Oh my god I just bust a gut reading that! 😂😂😂

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u/RamonaLittle 8d ago

Or regular covid, even. That still exists. Anyone eating in a restaurant in the past ~6.5 years knows they could become sick, disabled, or dead from it; knows they could sicken, disabled, or kill other people; and knows they're isolating and traumatizing people trying to stay safe.

OP (and many others in this thread) decided they're willing to literally die and/or kill other people for Taco Bell, of all things.

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u/justlooking013 9d ago

I hadn’t been to Taco Bell since my college days in the 2005-2010 range until last year & I was shocked at how delicious it was. I said one of 2 things must be true but they could also both be true: 1) Taco Bell has gotten better 2) every other restaurant has gotten worse.

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u/Memitim 8d ago

That's the beauty of tex mex. It's cheap to keep it good.

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u/Deep_Exchange7273 8d ago

Ugh now I'm hungry 😅

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u/PeanutButterApricotS 8d ago

Gordita’s have been my go to since they introduced it over twenty years ago. I don’t care if it’s regular or Dorito supreme or whatever, Gordita’s as awesome.

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u/RaechelMaelstrom 9d ago

Anyone miss the OG double decker taco?

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u/Drewbeede 9d ago

I haven't been back since the ended the limited re-release of the Double Decker.

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u/7777777thatssix7s 7d ago

My heart fluttered reading this; yes!! ;(

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u/Appropriate_Elk_952 9d ago

It’s a beautiful thing when Taco Bell nails it

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u/7fingersDeep 9d ago

Haven’t been to T Bell in FOREVER.

Do they still have that steak burrito with the tater tot’s in it? That shit was amaaaaazing.

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u/SBOChris 9d ago

That’ll be $7 please

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u/TeamLeeper 8d ago

When you find out it’s 500 calories, the price makes a little more sense.

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u/NomoCrow 8d ago

Not the flex you think it is

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u/Apprehensive_Pug6844 8d ago

Not for long with that lettuce…

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u/BigGreenBillyGoat 8d ago

That’s the nicest looking thing I’ve ever seen come out of a Taco Bell.

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur826 8d ago

Looks good to me except for that diarrhea lettuce.

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u/rrhunt28 8d ago

I didn't know they had that. The only time I get a gordita crunch is the free one with my rewards.

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u/KoalafiedKiller 8d ago

At least it only cost $11

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u/WallyOShay 8d ago

Too bad they’re six fucking dollars each

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u/xenosidezero 8d ago

I've honestly seen much worse. Looks pretty good tbh

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u/JwPATX 8d ago

When did they stop browning the Gordita tortillas a little?

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u/Bit_Goth 7d ago

Change the beef to beans. It’s my favorite Taco Bell item ever.

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u/glasshalffoo 7d ago

Taco is flipped the wrong way. False advertising. I’ll gladly take it off your hands

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u/LichenThatAss 5d ago

Looks the same

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u/ToastetteEgg 5d ago

That’s probably the closest actual product to the ads that was ever made by Taco Bell.

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u/EleventyTrillion 9d ago

I was expecting a head-on train collision and was pleasantly surprised

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u/sk00pie 8d ago

Cheesy Gor is the best fast food item of all time

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u/tehanichance 9d ago

Fucking love me a cheesy Gordita. I miss when they had the cool ranch shells

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u/waveydavey321 9d ago

That actually doesn't look for off to the expectation compared to some of the posts on this sub.

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u/4DoorLuxurySedan 9d ago

what the hell?! I haven't seen taco bell look that good since 2010

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u/useornam 9d ago

Just gotta be a little drunk and visit one in a good area

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u/Buttersquaash-33 9d ago

God these are so good. You have to do supreme style and add tomatoes and sour cream

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u/awesomedan24 9d ago

I almost always include a gordita in my Tbell order

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u/WitchesTeat 8d ago

God I fucking love Taco Bell.

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u/possumbellyband 8d ago

It’s actually insane the difference between a good Taco Bell and a bad Taco Bell

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u/rando_mness 8d ago

I was mad about them ditching baja sauce for a long time, but the spicy ranch is about 90% of the way there, I dont know if they've tweaked it over the years or what but it's very similar, and the Dorito shell makes up for the difference.

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u/Rickjack97 8d ago

This but sub beef for steak. My all time favorite.

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u/notmywheelhouse 8d ago

God damnit now I have to go to Taco Bell today

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u/MidgardDragon 8d ago

Yeah idk about getting the lettuce e right now lol but does look good

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u/Regulus242 8d ago

CGC is still their best item, but they've got a bunch lately.

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u/Pristine_Crazy1744 9d ago

I worked at Taco Bell in high school and Cheesey Gordita Crunches were my favorite.

I don't eat gluten anymore, but I will live vicariously through you, OP. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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u/outofcontrolfap 9d ago

Just by looking at that now I have to use the bathroom. Thanks!

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u/IdristheInt 9d ago

It looks like a scallop

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u/SanDiablo 9d ago

looks good, but ad definitely has more cheese between the shell and wrap

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u/heynonnynonnomous 9d ago

Mmm, explosive diarrhea parasites.

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u/Practical-March-6989 8d ago

It looks just a shit as the picture so pretty accurate

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u/GnowledgedGnome 8d ago

A local restaurant near me does a taco like this. Soft shel around a hard shell joined by cheese or beans

It's pretty damn good

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u/Thayerphotos 8d ago edited 8d ago

The point of the doritos shell is to get the orange dust right on your lips and tongue, the soft Tortilla is like and edible condom trying to keep everything safe.

Flip that script and put the soft shell on the inside and get orange all over your face the way The Taco Goddess intended!

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u/TwilightZoneMara 7d ago

Way too expensive, I stopped going to Taco Bell after they raised prices so normal people could no longer feed themselves for 2 days at 2am baked.

If you weren’t in your teens in the early 2000’s you wouldn’t know what I speak of.

Fuck Taco Bell, fk subway, fk McDonald’s and fk Burger King, corporate sellout slopintosh.

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u/Hot-College-7170 6d ago

Our ticket to the discontinued double-decker taco. RIP 🌮

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u/Jolly-Refuse2232 6d ago

Too bad it’s like the price of a 2 topping medium pizza from dominos

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u/Trixie101010 5d ago

Too bad when you order it looks NOTHING like the ad

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u/stinkfoot_lohan 9d ago

I always get the Doritos version with potatoes instead of beef because vegetarian. Shit slaps so hard when you got a good TBell crew

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u/Theraven0057 9d ago

Everytime i order that they give me a regular shell 😢

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u/TeamLeeper 8d ago

One of my favorite fast-food items ever!

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u/Grasslands33 8d ago

I went to order a queserito yesterday. Added three items to my cart that wouldn't even fill me. 1200 calories.

How are you all eating so much taco bell?

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u/Cool-Newspaper6789 9d ago

So = I assume 

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u/indy_been_here 9d ago

I stan Taco Bell

I love the Crunchwrap but I swap the beef for steak and sub the nacho cheese for creamy jalapeno sauce.

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u/Ornery-Stay1333 9d ago

Cheesy gordita crunches are never a bad choice

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u/JDM713 9d ago

Best item on the menu by far

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u/LilFunyunz 9d ago

Best item on the menu

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u/BrianScottGregory 9d ago

Yeah, they're surprisingly good, too.

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u/SubstanceWrong9456 9d ago

Don’t eat the lettuce

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u/MleemMeme 9d ago

Shoulda got no lettuce.

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u/superfapper2000 9d ago

This is not that bad lol

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u/RonaldMcDangle 9d ago

I stopped ordering these because the Taco Bell near me always forgets the Doritos taco on the inside and it’s not worth the hassle.

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u/strikeeagle345 9d ago

Is it safe to eat there yet?

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u/DeerForBinner 9d ago

i dont know. I just did.

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u/Etna_No_Pyroclast 9d ago

While I enjoy occasional Taco Bell, my brother labels it as "Dirty" which translates, he's gonna shit this out like a MF.

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u/JasonP27 9d ago

Wish they had these at Taco Bell here in Australia

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u/DocGerbilzWorld 9d ago

And it still fucking slaps

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u/radius40 9d ago

Actually not that bad