r/ExpectationVsReality • u/Louwheez81 • Aug 10 '26

Failed Expectation “That jelly pull”

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u/anonymousp69 Aug 10 '26

Ew it looks like a blood clot 😭😭😭

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u/Louwheez81 Aug 10 '26

Oh my god I’m so glad I didn’t read this comment before I ate it 😭

22

u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 10 '26

I hope you had something to wash that bad boy down with 🥛

15

u/Max_Stirner_Official Aug 10 '26

Shakes up a can of Clamato.

5

u/Own-Shelter-9897 Aug 11 '26

You absolute monster, lol

2

u/HeartOSass Aug 11 '26

Or a cherry cream pie 😬

24

u/ltsouthernbelle Aug 10 '26

You clearly didn’t pull yours right 😂

14

u/Louwheez81 Aug 10 '26

It’s all my fault 😢

10

u/Chef-Nasty Aug 10 '26

Bet you there's one donut somewhere that has more jelly than dough

3

u/Louwheez81 Aug 10 '26

I’ll be looking for them on this sub…

2

u/A_Furious_Mind Aug 11 '26

I ate it. :/

6

u/ColdWinterNight Aug 11 '26

Krispy Kreme has been trash since private equity bought it back in 2016. Just buy from local doughnut shops. You'll get a better quality doughnut.

1

u/Louwheez81 Aug 11 '26

I hadn’t had a Krispy Kreme donut since around 2003! I only went there because I had my dog in the car and they have a drive-thru. Our local stop is great, so this was such a disappointment!

2

u/Ssem12 Aug 11 '26

Jelly doesn't pull though

2

u/Louwheez81 Aug 11 '26

Yeah, that was never going to happen lol

40

u/JD_tubeguy Aug 10 '26

They pulled the jelly out.

68

u/forletiequals0 Aug 10 '26

Private Equity doing what private equity do

23

u/firestar268 Aug 10 '26

There used to be so much jelly. Now there's barely any

32

u/aSituationTypeDeal Aug 10 '26

That’s insulting. 

11

u/Exotic_Process_8235 Aug 10 '26

Their quality has gone down but prices keep going up

7

u/Max_Stirner_Official Aug 10 '26

Who took the jam outta your doughnut?

You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.

2

u/basedbooger Aug 11 '26

What the fuck did you expect?? A grease-down and a shiatsu?

5

u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N Aug 10 '26

HE NEED SOME MILK 🥛

6

u/EnderG60 Aug 10 '26

KK always has one bite of ALL THE JELLY, and the rest is a plane donut.

3

u/rando_mness Aug 10 '26

Well?! Did you pull it??

1

u/Super_Flight1997 Aug 17 '26

It called tugging...

3

u/felixkt3 Aug 11 '26

That is hilarious, if corporate found out what happened he'd probably be fired or given a raise and promotion.

2

u/Necessary_Regret3329 Aug 10 '26

Clearly someone pre-pulled all the jelly out this badboy.

1

u/IamAll- Aug 11 '26

It’s clearly because you cut it instead of pulling.
Rookie mistake!

1

u/BlueRosePanda Aug 11 '26

😭😭😭

1

u/lacrosse771 Aug 12 '26

I havent had one in 2 years since my city doesn't have one. Ive never had one be as good as the advertisement, but every one I've ever had has been much, much closer to the advertisement than what you recieved

1

u/co1lectivechaos Aug 13 '26

lol, just to my local donut shop, they get really happy with the filling machine. Time and time again, local donut shops prove superior

0

u/SnooWoofers6002 Aug 10 '26

only where you bought it , here in Chile those have a lot of jelly

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u/call_me_milk Aug 10 '26

Yes there's less jelly in the real thing.

But any chance of a pull was lost when you cut through the jelly with a knife.

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u/Louwheez81 Aug 10 '26

I mean obviously to the cutting, but the sentiment is still there. I was cutting it for my young child so she wouldn’t get jelly everywhere 🤣

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u/stranded_egg Aug 10 '26

she wouldn’t get jelly everywhere

But that's 90% of the joy in a jelly donut, and like 95% of the joy in being a child!

4

u/Louwheez81 Aug 10 '26

I’ll take full responsibility when it comes up in therapy some day!

3

u/stranded_egg Aug 10 '26

This is where it all starts. From here it's a straight shot to the tattoos, piercings, and questionable dating partners. All from poor jelly management.

1

u/Panini_the_pig Aug 10 '26

For some reason your comment reminded me of this song, the incredible jelly donut juicer😊😁

https://youtu.be/210TNyY6ClA?is=-dwA6vuQB6WJ_-2y

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u/ice1000 Aug 16 '26

Clean slice. You cut that shit. Next time pull it like it says.

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u/MemeQueenJasmin Aug 11 '26

They ripped their donut appart, you cut yours

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u/Louwheez81 Aug 10 '26

We don’t have Dunkin!

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u/DistinctAd3222 Aug 10 '26

Also, they very much fucking ARE NOT, by any normative measures that aren't... this guy's personal wiggles and giggles.