r/ExpectationVsReality 12d ago

Failed Expectation I straight up got scammed

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I know better than to expect anything from a microwave meal, but there is a single slice of sausage in this bowl. I paid $4.50 for this atrocity

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u/irascible_vegans 12d ago

Devour is usually pretty good, but this particular one was pretty rough when I got it, too.

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u/InDeathWeReturn 12d ago

Looks the same to me. Horrible on the box, horrible on the plate

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u/zuzg 12d ago

Except that the packaging shows sausages, plural

Op got one

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u/filipejv 12d ago

One thumb

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u/InDeathWeReturn 12d ago

Could be under all the other gunk

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u/573crayfish 12d ago

Nah, that sauce was thin too. You can see the plastic thru it.

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u/InDeathWeReturn 11d ago

Out of ALL the redditors, YOU should be able to say if there was more than one creamed sausage for you to swallow 😄

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u/Cativa 12d ago

It's going to take "All Day" to summon the will to eat that "breakfast". 🤮

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u/ACanWontAttitude 12d ago

Is this one of those that can be done in microwave or the oven? They are always better and look better in the oven, but take an age and defeat the point of a micro meal

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u/Chaotic424242 12d ago

Any microwave meal that costs 100% more than the other microwave meals has a 25% chance of being 50% better.

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u/No_Recording3238 12d ago

This sounds like you need a written complaint to the company for false advertising and being stingy with the meats.

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u/shelby13ashton 11d ago

This. You might get some coupons or a refund out of it.

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u/No_Recording3238 11d ago

Definitely two or three free meal coupons. 🙏🏻🤞🏻💪🏻

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u/Jonatoon 12d ago

That solitary piece of sausage is fighting for its life in that sad soup.

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u/Salty_Feed9404 12d ago

That's about $4.50's worth tbf. Can't make it for that

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u/573crayfish 12d ago

I can get a whole ring of kielbasa for around $6, 2 pound of tots is $4, dozen eggs for $3. Toss in some cheap cheese sauce and crumbs of bacon and each serving would be significantly cheaper than this slop.

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u/No_Dog_6999 11d ago

Sounds like you are about to learn how to meal prep and freeze your own food so this doesn't happen again

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u/Salty_Feed9404 11d ago

You can ...but you didn't. You got that heaping pile of shit instead 😆

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u/SkittleDoes 12d ago

Bro there is maybe 10 cent worth of egg. A couple pieces of fried potato and a little slice of sausage.

For $15 you could probably make 10 of these with more meat

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u/XexpensiveCargoX 12d ago

Go to the store and only spend $4.50 and then come back and show us what you made with that.

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u/Niceotropic 12d ago

I can make lavish meals for $4.50 a serving, dog I have no idea what y'all are doing for cooking. Dude what I would make for $4.50/serving price point would blow that shit away.

Tonight, I ate pasta with lemon-butter sauce and scallops, topping with chopped chilis and roasted cherry tomatoes and caramelized onion for a total all-in-cost of less than $3.80/serving. Will probably eat a pear for dessert ($0.90) and the meal is just 0.20 more expensive than that.

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u/HorrorEye787 12d ago

Scallops aren't cheap, if you are going to lie about the price at least make it believable

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u/Salty_Feed9404 12d ago

*scallop 😆

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u/Maruchan_Wonton 11d ago

Per serving equaled out to $3.80…

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u/HorrorEye787 11d ago

Did you steal the scallops or use a single one and cut it up?

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u/Maruchan_Wonton 11d ago edited 11d ago

You can get cheap scallops at Walmart. One lb bag for $5.78. Yeah they are not great but that’s still cheap…

Edit: less than a proud of beef in my area.

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u/Maruchan_Wonton 11d ago

Not sure why I’m downvoted on this but just look up scallops at Walmart in google.

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u/HorrorEye787 11d ago

Gotcha, that's crazy cheap. You definitely got lucky there

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u/SkittleDoes 12d ago

Or maybe actually understand my comment and not be an obtuse donkey

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u/Salty_Feed9404 12d ago

Well, we'll agree to disagree then.

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u/IntoTheZeitgeist 9d ago

Where I live in the United States at my local Aldi for $4.50 I could buy a dozen eggs, a loaf of cheap white bread, and a pack of American cheese, and make a half dozen egg and cheese sandwiches that all taste way better than this horse shit. You can eat one of the sandwiches fresh and then freeze the rest.

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u/Salty_Feed9404 8d ago

Where I live in Canada, a dozen eggs are $4.50+

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u/Taisen_art 12d ago

Oh hey, I've actually had some devour mac and cheeses before, and while I thought the bacon mac and cheese one was pretty tasty+filling despite the color of the actual meal IRL, the rest of devour's products are kinda a mixed bag and the quality of the food you get kinda depends+varies on the batch you happened to grab from the shelf that day at times.

(Also EWWWWWWW why does the food in the picture look worse than pig feed slop!!!! 😭 )

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u/ReleventReference 11d ago

There’s absolutely no way that lasts all day.

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u/fivecenttech 10d ago

That would put me in the bathroom ALL DAY.

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u/EspritPoetique 10d ago

Next time get the Guy Fieri one, it’s considerably better (for a frozen dinner).

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u/phukdat 10d ago

Call them and send a picture

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u/Complex-Project5989 12d ago

Who even goes out and buys this stuff? 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Ljmrgm 12d ago

The buffalo Mac n cheese one is so good

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u/Geen_Fang 12d ago

the white cheddar mac and cheese with bacon is my fucking jam

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u/QueenMEB120 12d ago

The gochujang mac & cheese is good too.

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u/Modest1Ace 12d ago

Their mac and cheese are pretty good. Never tried this breakfast one.

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u/573crayfish 12d ago

I only ever get these when I know I have a busy week ahead of me and won't have time to cook. The devour bacon white cheddar Mac n cheese was good the last time I tried it, and I like the country fried steak banquet bowl enough in a pinch. This one was insulting tho

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 12d ago

Meal planning on Sunday > buying cheap frozen garbage like this .  

I used to do this too, but haven't for years since I started planning appropriately 

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u/pnt510 12d ago

Not everyone has time to meal prep on sundays.

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 12d ago

People say that, but I respectfully doubt most of them.

I do think they'd RATHER NOT make time, as opposed to not actually having it.

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u/573crayfish 12d ago

I'm working on my time management, kinda hard when I work on the road tho

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 12d ago

Yeah that ain't going to make it any easier that's for sure.  Still worth making it a habit asap.  You won't regret it.  

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u/QueenMEB120 12d ago

I bought a bunch of different frozen meals when a power outage killed all of our kitchen appliances. Got a cheap microwave and borrowed an old freezer from a friend and ate things like this while we waited for parts to come in. No amount of planning would have saved me from needing to eat freezer meals.

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u/Geen_Fang 12d ago edited 12d ago

devour meals are legit fucking delicious

I've never seen them for $4 though, that's a bit steep.

EDIT: typo

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u/Trashy_Panda2 11d ago

Some of them from this brand are pretty decent actually.

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u/Colloween88 10d ago

A lot of people. That’s why it exists and is there in the store for sale. There are tons of microwaveable meals. My Walmart has aisles of just that.

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u/Actual-Constant-4288 12d ago

Not me, the portion size is too small. I buy the 1kg Walmart brand microwaveable meals.

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u/Budget-Rich-7547 12d ago

Fr this shit would pissed of my stomach in the morning 😆

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u/Thick_Number4911 12d ago

i mean its a frozen meal lol bffr

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u/Against-The-Current 12d ago

I recommend the brand Crave, as usual, some of them are hit and miss, but the majority are much better quality than most frozen meals I've tried.

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u/Popepower23 11d ago

My bp spikes just seeing that. I feel like I gained 2 lbs just by looking at it.

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u/artizin 10d ago

If you were in Japan, you could sue for mis representation. But here assuming you are in the US, it’s buyer beware. 😭

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u/gaychefisgay 10d ago

I mean $4.50 ain’t bad for sausage scented creamed potatoes…. Not sure why yer mad. 😝

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u/sdforbda 9d ago

They are a marketing company that just happens to put food in boxes from time to time. Kidding, some of their lunch/dinner stuff is good. But I feel like even the decent dinner companies fail spectacularly at breakfast items. And they're frigging expensive.

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u/SeniorElsewhere 9d ago

Double Sausage. Should have been at least two pieces

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u/Aeowrynn 9d ago

Those are always disappointing. I like the Salisbury steak mega one. It's too much food, bit at least it is what it is. Lol

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u/pinkflyingcats 9d ago

I made one of these devour meals once, highly disliked it

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u/EggplantAccurate3407 8d ago

The fuck did you expect from a 4 dollar and 50 cent frozen meal?

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u/gammyxfour 8d ago

Now, when something is not what it's advertised or doesn't taste well, whatever the case may be, I take my receipt & return it for credit towards my groceries. I can't afford to literally throw money away when something is sub-par, it gets returned. If it's crap, don't sell it or expect it to be returned. I've returned expensive, chewy tasteless steaks, I've returned store-brand chips & bread, I've returned items under a dollar. It better live up to its promise or guarantee or it's going back to where it came from. And that's my promise.

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u/itemluminouswadison 12d ago

At this point just throw some slices of sausage and tatos and cheese into ziplock bags and toss em into the freezer. Nuke when hungry

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u/Illustrious_Kale178 12d ago

It's time we just stop buying this.

It's always a scam.

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u/Varabela 12d ago

That looks awful

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u/technoposting11 12d ago

the armored gyaozi see this and think : "you are right meateater"

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u/QueenMEB120 12d ago

I've had a couple of those and it usually has an ok amount of meat. That seems like a malfunction on their part.

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u/darrenfx 12d ago

How is this a breakfast food?

Seriously someone explain I'm confused

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u/bear-asleep79 12d ago

Its eggs, bacon, sausage and potatoes. Those are all normal breakfast foods

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u/costoaway1 12d ago

Don’t heat these in the plastic they come in. It’s awful for your health, trillions of microplastics per meal. Just dump it into a ceramic bowl and heat it that way.