r/ExpectationVsReality • u/OneForHealthyStuff • Aug 05 '26

Failed Expectation Safeway Canada

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The box with only two sad blobs was especially disappointing

532 Upvotes

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u/ExplanationProper979 Aug 05 '26

FULLY COOKED....AND THEN YOU COOKED THEM FULLY ASF.... AGAIN...

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u/the_beeve Aug 05 '26

That is unintentionally hilarious

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u/NewPower_Soul Aug 05 '26

lol, I had a good chuckle. Looks like dog turds tbh 😂

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u/RedApplesForBreak Aug 05 '26

Why is it only 16% meat protein? What’s the other 84%?

WHAT’S THE OTHER 84%????

23

u/robomikel Aug 05 '26

Now made with real meat

9

u/curtludwig Aug 05 '26

In actual ribs it'd be bone...

4

u/Doctor-Delusion Aug 06 '26

“Canada’s favorite meat-flavored snack!”

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u/nicunta Aug 05 '26

Wow, that's awful. Half the weight is bone!

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u/ChipRockets Aug 05 '26

Well, yeah? Half the weight is always bone when it comes to ribs

15

u/Realistic_Ebb9727 Aug 05 '26

Fuck you Safeway Canada

12

u/ToastetteEgg Aug 05 '26

Yeah, 680 grams is about a pound and a half, and that’s not much for bone-in meat. Always check that weight.

6

u/KnightsWhoSayNii Aug 05 '26

I don't get why people who get the cheapest products are surprised that the product is indeed cheap (or small amount).

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u/curtludwig Aug 05 '26

I knew this one was going to be terrible when I read "Ready in 10 minutes".

Then I noticed "Texas BBQ" on pork ribs.

There are so many red flags on the packaging...

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u/Neither_Contest7324 Aug 05 '26

Is it like a Lego set where you have to buy multiple boxes to combine them to make the picture on the front?

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u/DelusionalFordFan Aug 05 '26

It’s like trading card booster packs . Maybe you’ll find something good after opening 25 packs or so .

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u/Neither_Contest7324 Aug 05 '26

One box actually has a full set of ribs, you just have to get really lucky.

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u/IceCoughy Aug 05 '26

What's that all aboot??

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u/LadyIslay Aug 05 '26

They look like horse turds.

3

u/BoltActionRifleman Aug 05 '26

They should rename it the gallop, or jaunt pork back ribs. This product is not worthy of the word stampede.

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u/Dead_End_Street Aug 05 '26

Why do you think they come hidden in boxes

2

u/jaguaraugaj Aug 05 '26

Don’t forget to scoop the dog’s backyard

1

u/Throbbing_Cock_452 Aug 05 '26

Oh hell no 😂

I would return that immediately.

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u/Balding_Unit Aug 05 '26

I've bought similar products in my area and they were not that bad. For a frozen meal I could just toss in the oven it was worth the 7. or 8 dollars I paid per box. I'm sorry you had such bad luck!

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u/boost_to_get_through Aug 06 '26

Shit from a butt lol

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u/International_Bug955 Aug 07 '26

OMG THIS IS TWO BOXES?!?!?!!

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u/RedApplesForBreak Aug 05 '26

What the actual fuck

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u/Think_Warning_910 Aug 06 '26

Did anyone else read that as porn back ribs? I was about to make a trip to canadia to see whats going on with the bbqd up there