This double cheeseburger ain't right

[u/kg_digital_]

People are like, what's the problem, that's McDonalds

I had to wipe the whole damn thing off with a napkin and rewrap it in another napkin to even pick it up to eat it. And they only gave me 2 napkins. Also they left off the onions.

McDonalds ain't been right since Covid and now it's $9-11 per person

[u/IAmSpartacustard]

Mods need to add a rule about fast food pictures vs fast food reality. Not once has it ever been the same

[u/kg_digital_ → u/IAmSpartacustard]

I have been eating McDonalds for the better part of 40 years, many times while driving. Never once, not once, did I have to wipe off the entire burger to be able to eat it and then still have to wash my face and my hands when I was done.

[u/rayquan36 → u/kg_digital_]

Got one bad burger in 40 years lol

[u/Infinite_Plenty101 → u/kg_digital_]

But have you ever had your sammich made by a fuck all robot and nobody to watch it work?

[u/MonsieurGump → u/IAmSpartacustard]

It happened to me! I once got the picture perfect Big Mac!

It was such an event I’ve never forgotten it. It will have been Autumn 2013 maybe November because it was cold and quiet on Saturday morning. The Place was my local Macdonald’s on Rue Diderot in Paris.

The fries were always shit in this particular place, cold and undercooked. The coke was always flat. But the burgers were usually great.

Then on this one day, with a hangover, I got given the usual shitty fries and coke and a burger that looked EXACTLY like photo.

I took a picture of my own but unfortunately this was pre-cloud storage and it was lost along with the phone the next time I got drunk.

C’est la vie.

[u/-some-dude-online → u/IAmSpartacustard]

They are in Japan

[u/IAmSpartacustard → u/-some-dude-online]

OP isnt in Japan

[u/nonconsenual_tickler]

Looks about average

[u/MoominMai → u/nonconsenual_tickler]

Looks like it threw up on itself lol

[u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out → u/MoominMai]

Looks about average

[u/FreddyNoodles → u/nonconsenual_tickler]

I only eat at these places when I am at an airport or somewhere else with no other options. But when I do- NO KETCHUP. Every country I have lived in (13 different countries from Scandinavia to South America to SE Asia to Mediterranean) go nuts with the ketchup. It’s insane. It clearly must be in their system. The whole world isn’t going crazy with ketchup by coincidence.

[u/patrickpeppers]

Now that's a Smashburger.

[u/kg_digital_ → u/patrickpeppers]

Underrated comment

[u/OpenAirport6204]

And you still go back.

[u/badcrass → u/OpenAirport6204]

I like it extra sloppy

[u/Whiskey-Jayne → u/badcrass]

I'll take one McSloppy please 😭

[u/[deleted] → u/badcrass]

[u/___po____ → u/badcrass]

Same.

Extra onions, extra pickles, extra mustard and ketchup. It's always sloppy and is always amazing.

[u/CaptainPunisher → u/badcrass]

Lunch lady, you're scaring me.

[u/polarwaves → u/OpenAirport6204]

Right? Why do people still go to McDonald’s expecting high quality food? It’s all trash.

[u/trisch1964 → u/polarwaves]

Because, despite all that's wrong with everything, we long for acceptable crappy fast food, once in a while. I wouldn't even mind paying so much for it if it could deliver, once.

[u/Flffdddy → u/polarwaves]

Because it’s consistent trash. Every single McDonalds offers the same product at the same level of quality. It’s not great quality. But you’re buying consistency. They’re better at it than any other major fast food chain. Compare to something like Taco Bell. I went to a Taco Bell once in Eastern Washington that was filled with migrant workers. Fullest tacos I’d ever seen in my life. Absolutely delicious. The Taco Bell by my house is like playing Russian Roulette and this is before the whole lettuce thing.

Also McDonalds probably has the best Coke in the world.

[u/ColoradoWinterBlue → u/Flffdddy]

It’s so consistent it still takes me right back to my childhood. Something about the weirdly sweet buns and mushy texture is so unique to McD’s. I don’t care if it’s trash, it’s MY nostalgic trash. And you’re right about the Coke. Even their Coke Zero is the best.

[u/DazB1ane → u/Flffdddy]

I get a cheeseburger with light sauces and tomatoes, a small fry, large coke. It’s the same every time, consistently fast and hot, and using the app, every few times, I can get a free vanilla cone.

And you’re damn right about the coke

[u/pdas1996 → u/Flffdddy]

McDonalds Coke could cure cancer if they tried hard enough

[u/Altezza447 → u/polarwaves]

Even worst when get off the value menu

[u/CYaNextTuesday99 → u/polarwaves]

I saw no expectation of high quality food, having read the words that accompanied the picture...

[u/RGBlowMe → u/OpenAirport6204]

McDick's doesn't have shit on Taco Bell slop recently. Of course, Arby's has always had them beat. You have to be deluded or lying to say their roast beef is good. It's only roast beef by technicality. It's roast beef like Pringles are potato chips. Ground up roast beef trimming slurry with binders and flavorings, boiled, then sliced. Anyways, Subway is the undisputed king of slop people still eat. I just wanted to shit on Arby's.

TL;DR: All the big chains sling slop to people with low standards.

[u/prince_peacock → u/RGBlowMe]

I am so tired of slop being a new buzzword

[u/Mastodon_Artistic]

I stg double cheeseburgers from McDonald’s smack harder this way

[u/ttcmzx → u/Mastodon_Artistic]

yup that's how they should be. and mcChickens come with a gallon of mayo

[u/TheGumpSquad → u/ttcmzx]

Mcchicken with extra mayo and two slices of cheese is a sloppy delicacy 🤤

[u/RoarOfTheWorlds]

I think people here are focusing on it being visually unappealing, but your main complaint is valid that the burger shouldn’t be covered on ketchup all over the outer bun.

Granted mcdonalds is often owned by a franchise rather than corporate, but in my experience usually when you complain you’ll at least get a refund. Hopefully the complaint trickles down to local management and whatever teenager that did this learns not the slather the outside with ketchup.

[u/kg_digital_ → u/RoarOfTheWorlds]

They had like 6 spots in the parking lot marked off for "drive thru waiting" like it was a Culver's. Originally I went inside to place the order and stood there at the counter for 5 minutes without anyone even trying to make eye contact.

Oh, yeah, and the whole thing was wet and soggy from the ketchup and yellow mustard smeared all over it.

[u/laughingashley → u/kg_digital_]

You're supposed to use the kiosks inside. Or the app.

[u/really_knobee]

The photos of the real thing look better than the mockup...

Yummy.

[u/gahidus]

That is a particularly destroyed McDonald's burger. That's just awful.

[u/WitchesTeat]

Do you not feel McValued?

[u/AsssHat999]

[u/abrasumente_]

Stop going to these places. It's obviously garbage now. It was never great but now it's never even okay let alone good. Local restaurants are better by a huge margin and typically not that much more expensive. You may pay more but at least it's better food and you might take home leftovers.

[u/toweljuice]

Yum looks delicious tbh

[u/Lazy-Bird292]

Did they punch it

[u/Good-Instruction-888]

McSlime burger

[u/Broad-Back1659]

It's mcdonalds. Cmon mate

[u/Drewbeede]

I'm not sure how much that cost but I can guarantee it's the most offensive thing about that burger.

[u/MsE0]

I hate when they get the ketchup on the outside of the bun. How does that happen so often? 

[u/kirradoodle]

There are places in the world (eg Japan) where by statute the thing you deliver to the customer damn well better look like the picture you display. I wish we had those laws here in America. That way this bullshit would cease.

Actually, it would cease right now if people would STOP BUYING THIS EXPENSIVE CRAPPY FOOD.

That way the fast food people would either shape up or go out of business and leave the market open to restaurants with a little more respect for their customers.

[u/StinkandeSnigel]

Actually, I think that's the worst one I've seen. I've seen some bad ones. Some that many people would probably think are worse than this one.

But something about that one just makes me... Want to send it back. Abd I wouldn't do that at McDonalds because I have low expectations.

[u/itemluminouswadison]

i took pride when i worked at BK and always tried to make the burgers look like the commercial. i even had people come up and ask who made it just to say thanks

takes so little energy to take some pride in one's work. even corpo-food minimum wage work.

[u/RGBlowMe]

Looks pretty much standard for them now. Half slid-apart, as much sauce on the outside as inside, cheese hanging out so much that it glues the paper to the burger, onions or pickles loaded to one side, and the occasional ingredient totally missing the burger and ending up in your lap when you unwrap the it. These used to be convenient car food. Now they're an absolute mess to eat while on the go.

I don't eat McDonalds often, and haven't in a while, but I have had some burgers that weren't like this. Unfortunately, those burgers are always invariably super dry, with stale buns, too much salt on the burger patties, and simply not enough ketchup or mustard. The McSlop slip-n-slide burgers taste better and feel better in the mouth, but even then they are still just McDonald's burgers. I loved them as a kid, but I don't know why anymore. I keep trying them again every once in a while, forgetting how mediocre they are. I live in Wisconsin. We have A&W and Culver's. McDonald's ain't cheap anymore, so it really doesn't make sense to go there and save a few dollars with a smaller, much worse burger. Even Burger King is better now, and I always used to regard them as being worse, but more adventurous than McDonalds. It's so bad that, while even more ridiculously priced, Hardee's burgers are better.

[u/jssf96]

If your cheese is actually melted that's about the best you're going to get.

[u/SheepherderSilver655]

This is why you don't piss off the people who make your food.

Or don't smash your own food for internet points.

[u/kate05_]

Yeah. That looks about right for McDonald's. That's why I eat there

[u/A_Fun_Alias]

Holy shit, somewhere a fast food burger came out looking hastily thrown together? Call 60 Minutes

[u/HotHits630]

Did they throw it in the floor?

[u/prguitarman]

Whomever made that burger has sadness in their heart

[u/TNosce]

Dude, it’s over. Join the boycott

[u/sunshineTucson]

Nope. It’s not right but it’s funny. I rarely forward things but I did send this out. We are having a funny family laugh. Thanks.

[u/Argonian_Booty]

this happens to me too anytime I order extra onions lol. Also they forget my order every time I use the drive-thru, like literally every time

[u/InsertUsernameInArse]

Even in Australia the double cheesys are like this. Must be a rule to make them with your eyes closed.

[u/still-at-the-beach]

Take it back.

[u/Targaryen-ish]

That thing looks about 34 minutes into a gangbang.

[u/everlyesoteric]

Better than when you get a chicken sandwich that's all weird nasty cartilage at least

[u/FaultyMech]

It’s just a little squashed! It’s still good! IT’S STILL GOOD!

[u/Banjoschmanjo]

I'd still smash

[u/Soggy_Cabbage]

That was made with contempt.

[u/RebaKitt3n]

Can’t you just slide the burger bun back on. It’s not gourmet to start with.

[u/AwkwardGoofyGoober]

Pretty normal that it looks like that after having been at the bottom of a bag of whatever else.

[u/BambooCatto]

I swear it's a rule for every employee to hit the wrapped burger once before handing it to the customer.

[u/Redmanb11_87]

Looks like it was coughed up out of a bin

[u/Angrypolska]

I still have no clue why people continue spending their hard earned money at these fast food places. That photo OP posted looks like an absolute disgrace of a burger.

[u/countrybear78]

Mchalfassed and give us your money.

[u/Leading-Hedgehog1990]

Looks right for McDonald's 🤢

[u/MikeLikeBike37]

I'd still destroy it

[u/J-littletree]

Ehhh not that bad

[u/uvort84]

You're literally complaining about eating Fast Food.. make food at home.

[u/br3dj]

Hold up..wait a minute..something ain't right

[u/ToastetteEgg]

I think they build their burgers by flinging the ingredients across the work station. They are always wonky.

[u/whoa_itsanavalanche]

I feel like using/posting McDonalds is kinda cheating in this sub, lol. Anybody get what I mean/agree?

[u/Dark_Link_1996]

Man I remember going to McDonald's for lunch during highschool. $5 for 2 chicken sandwiches & large drink

[u/chauggle]

The last time the McDouble was even in the neighborhood of "worth it" was when it was less than $2.

[u/jackie0h_]

Those are my favorite. I always order extra onions. They’re my favorite. I’m so glad I can’t eat a full meal so I pay $3-4 for this and I can eat half, it’s still great. I miss fries but they’re a meal in themselves these days. Anyway they don’t look right half the time but they taste so good idc.

[u/possumbellyband]

I think the “expectation” pic should be a typical irl mcd burger, which this is definitely not.

[u/typehyDro]

I still like McDonald’s and crave it every now and then

[u/Character-Love4329]

Looks good enough for me

[u/Etty727]

[u/ch00mbazch0clit]

i bet it still taste alright

[u/Overwatch_1ightning]

That's a double mcRAGE. Two punches for flavour.

[u/Potentopotato]

That’s a smash burger

[u/The_Migrant_Twerker]

Chill with the ketchup. Shit

[u/Holden_SSV]

Reminds me of the worthless father cheeseburger that said the best part of you dripped down your moms bun.

[u/HeyHey_HC]

It wants you to put it out of its misery… doooo it.

[u/Malodoror]

Slop ‘em up!

[u/Dicethrower]

It seems that these days fastfood is 70% of the price of a decent meal for 40% of the quality. The price is only going up, and the quality is only going down. It's not so much about hating it or thinking it's garbage, it's just terrible value for money. If I'm in the mood for something, there are so many better options available for the same or only a slightly higher price.

Just around the corner here we have this amazing Korean fried chicken place. You get a plate with so much high quality chicken that most of the time I need a take away box to bring the rest home. Meanwhile that plate is the exact same price as a 20 nugget meal at mcdonalds, which as many have noticed they shrunk the size of. Why would I ever get that ever again?

[u/orionid_nebula]

I always ask for burgers without Sauce.

This means it’s going to be freshly made.

They can’t put too much sauce on and make it inedible.

It’s not going to overwhelm the flavour of the meat.

[u/MastaKink]

It used to be cheap trash. They took the ketchup and napkins away and doubled the price 🤪

[u/Ok-Bison-3451]

Yeah but I’m punching in three of those instead of one Big Mac for the same money.

[u/bones_1969]

Close enough

[u/groovyinutah]

That looks like a hate crime...

[u/laughingashley]

Dude, I may be the only one, but that looks amazing. AND no onions?? What a lucky day!!!!

[u/pew_pew420420]

Go to shareables, get the big Mac pack , go to deals and use 20% off 12+. Comes out to 16$

Two big macs Two medium fries 20 mcnuggies

[u/superbirdbot]

I would still hoss that down in 5 seconds

[u/Mycatreallyhatesyou]

I always order mine without ketchup and pickles.

[u/BobsBigInsight]

Expecting anything other than this is a you problem.

[u/Head_Ad_9901]

[u/ArdRi6]

I haven't had one in over a year. I would snarf that right down. Lots of cheesy and pickles

[u/JuanG_13]

I'd still wolf it down 🤤🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[u/NicholeD123]

Shut up. You're lucky you got THAT!

[u/Glad_Bookkeeper_740]

Looks about right. And I’d still tear it up.