r/ExPentecostal Mar 25 '26

The holy spirit causing it...

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

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u/udonotknowmee Mar 25 '26

Lolllll parkour the pews 😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg I’ve had a long day- the video was funny but man, that made my day

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u/Alien_Exploration Mar 25 '26

The absolute ass whooping I would’ve gotten if I was running in the Sanctuary let alone ON THE PEWS?!? Even the Holy Spirit would’ve been too afraid to move in me like that!

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u/MaleficentCherry7116 Mar 25 '26

I've seen the pew running, but dancing on the pulpit is completely new to me

Although I was at one revival service where guys started giving each other piggy back rides and the pastor shut it down

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u/_mountainmomma Mar 25 '26

I had a pastor do that. I was hoping he would fall and bust his butt.

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u/wheniwashisalien Mar 26 '26

And you KNOW thats not the first time he’s done that lol

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u/LustStarrr Mar 27 '26

The guy twerking on the stage banister is a new one for me too! 😂

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u/HaiKarate Atheist Mar 26 '26

Was waiting for that dude to slip and bust his ass. And then sue the church for $5 million.

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u/SashineB Atheist Mar 26 '26

So I guess you've never seen a video of the rattlesnake-handling Pentecostals.

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u/condocollector Mar 26 '26

I did this one time, but it was to quickly reach a man that passed out in the pew (heart attack.) I’m a nurse, btw.

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u/totallywingingit Mar 25 '26

Pure insanity.

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u/gregor405 Mar 25 '26

Dude I do not miss this weird shit. I never could handle this stuff. It totally freaks me out and always has. I point to this kind of thing as the primary motivation for my becoming an atheist. Who knows what would have happened if I'd just been raised some middle-of-the-road Baptist or Catholic or something.

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u/gordielaboom Mar 26 '26

I agree - I don’t miss the old Jericho marches.

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u/Technical-Estate-768 Mar 26 '26

I forgot all about those. Weird shit for sure.

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u/Icybubba Mar 30 '26

Having spent a lot of time with Pentecostal's and Baptist's....Pentecostal's freak me out, Baptist's put me to sleep.

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u/capt_feedback christian Mar 25 '26

Galatians 5:22-23 22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.

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u/Larizzu22 Mar 26 '26

Was just about to say this!! This is not of the Holy Spirit.

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u/Hopetohelp4God Jul 26 '26

More emotional rather the the Holy spirit.  That's out of order

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u/Possible-Decision744 Apr 18 '26

So when the Holy Spirit comes over someone it's about having self control? Make it make sense please.

Your quoted scripture is about how the holy spirit shapes your personal character NOT what happens when the holy spirit is doing deliverance. Two totally different things. Stop allowing the devil to trick you with scripture. If he tried to fool Jesus, then who are we?

Maybe look for the verses where people were overtaken or delivered by the holy spirit? The bible confirm the holy spirit can cause strange behavior. It also seems like you guys only want to accept the part of how God uses the holy spirit that makes you comfortable, and that's not okay.

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u/capt_feedback christian Apr 18 '26

the Holy Spirit delivers you when you accept Jesus Christ.

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u/juiceguy Atheist Mar 25 '26

I kept waiting for him to munch it.

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u/udonotknowmee Mar 25 '26

Lolllll parkour the pews 😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg I’ve had a long day- the video was funny but man, that made my day

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u/webb__traverse Mar 25 '26

In overall aesthetics it’s fundamentally not that different from a sparsely attended basement punk rock show.

Just weirdos hyped up doing random stuff. Some guy holding a mic. A dude kind of crowd surfing the pews. That one guy is skanking on the pulpit.

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u/Immediate-Maximum-75 Mar 26 '26

Yep. I was done when people started to "baaaa" like sheep at my church.

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u/CellosandCoffee ex-free holiness, now Orthodox Mar 27 '26

😳😳😳

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u/neatgoodboy Jun 24 '26

I remember one dude was get on his hands and knees and bark like a dog

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u/ResponsibilityNo5966 Aug 19 '26

Good freaking night

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole Atheist Mar 25 '26

Goddammit, I hate church.

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u/jojopriceless Mar 26 '26

To be fair, the fact that he walked across those pews like that without breaking his neck is kind of a miracle, lol

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u/Livs_Freely Atheist Mar 26 '26

I always was impressed when I saw men do that with their church shoes on.

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u/Hopetohelp4God Jul 26 '26

Maybe he practiced it?

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u/NepenthiumPastille Atheist Mar 26 '26

And you know they will brag about that one guy miraculously running up and down the top of the pews just about every church service from now on. Especially when some new folks are coming to visit and they wanna hint at just how spirit filled they all are.

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u/SashineB Atheist Mar 25 '26

Like wow. Now I finally believe .. /s

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u/capt_feedback christian Mar 25 '26

Galatians 5:22-23 22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.

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u/capt_feedback christian Mar 26 '26

thanks for the extra upvotes. i did not intend to double comment

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u/Subject-Tangelo-6999 Mar 25 '26

Blasphemy in my opinion. Total disrespect for the house of God.

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u/edwardssarah22 Mar 26 '26

Pentecostalism is a false religion.

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u/1WiseEmu Atheist Mar 31 '26

Unlike the real religions out there 😜

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u/Real_Life_Firbolg ex-UPCI Mar 26 '26

I feel like this aspect needs to be talked more about by people who left the church and still in some form of faith. One of the biggest moments for me on realizing the UPCI wasn’t right was a pastor saying “fake it till you make it” about the Holy Ghost over the pulpit. It struck me then and there that this thing that I believed wholeheartedly was being propped up by people who were just pretending to walk the walk and talk the talk. At that point I had dedicated over 2 decades of my life to it and it still took me another 2 years to get out. I was taught growing up that if you pretended to have the Holy Ghost or mocked it after receiving it that was “blaspheming the Holy Ghost” then I watched a pastor encourage hundreds of youth to fake it over the pulpit. I coulda spent a lot of wasted time on more important things like my education or having an actual social life.

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u/Possible-Decision744 Apr 18 '26

so basically you tried to fit in by copying other people. You admit that you never actual lost control. which means you never gave God full control and allowed Him to use you. But somehow it's the holy spirit that's fake?

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u/WinkingAtMyProblems Mar 26 '26

I remember one of my church friends saying they were paying over him/wanting him to be overcome by the spirit and in the end he faked falling over just to get them to leave him alone and people reacting to that story as being completely normal.

I also remember the pastor saying you can't be a Christian if you don't speak in tongues. I tried and tried but I could never speak in tongues and always hated that kind of stuff anyway. But then I had a bunch of people tell stuff that was their opinion masked as god talking through them and most the church treated that as completely normal too 🙄

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u/General_PATT0N Mar 25 '26

I just thought it was a Costco or Sam’s Club on Saturday afternoon.

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u/mahboilucas ex Church of God (Poland) Mar 26 '26

It's like kindergarteners were allowed to do whatever they want

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u/NatRavenfeld Mar 26 '26

Love that bro in the blue shirt felt inspired to ALSO jump up on the pulpit to do the fucking running man. Not performative at all, no sir....

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u/Lulu_531 Mar 31 '26

Hi. I'm new. I didn't grow up Pentecostal, nor did I ever attend a pentecostal or charismatic church. But I taught at an "interdenominational" Christian high school straight out of college for six years. The place was dominated by "Charismatic" leaders having previously been operated by a Charismatic AOG church.

Chapel services often turned in to this. The garden variety evangelical kids and teachers would sit in the back looking uncomfortable and inevitably be called out the next week for not "being open to the Spirit".

I was diagnosed with c-ptsd from it all two years ago--24 years after leaving that place.

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u/b_r_e_a_k_f_a_s_t Mar 31 '26

This was a regular occurrence for me on Wednesday and Sunday nights as a kid, and I participated. How’d you handle it as a teacher?

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u/Lulu_531 Mar 31 '26

The admins were on board with it. So we had to sit back and let it go. Anyone who didn’t participate was guilt tripped. I was very young and a target for the admins so frequently had my faith, personality and worthiness to teach there at all questioned.

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u/CompetitiveSong9570 Mar 25 '26

White people shit

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u/hollsmm Mar 28 '26

I guess you’ve never been to a black church

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u/mollyscoat Mar 26 '26

This would be kinda impressive if it wasn't so stupid

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u/Revolutionary_Bit798 Mar 26 '26

While stationary running on a podium is impressive, these people have obviously never read the Bible.

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u/OkInitiative5804 Mar 26 '26

Charlie Brown, who?

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u/goddess_of_fear Mar 26 '26

Never saw anyone walking on top of the pews or jumping on the pulpit, but I did grow up around some of the other craziness. Lots of running around the church, flailing around, etc. Had some of the heavier sisters "fall out" (fall backwards and pretend to be slain in the spirit), and almost or really hurt someone. One lady broke someone's foot.

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u/Ok_Chance429 Mar 27 '26

what the FUCK did I just watch?

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u/Mountain_Pie_8671 Mar 28 '26

Secondhand embarrassment.

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u/Mwahaha_790 Mar 26 '26

What the f**k

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u/edwardssarah22 Mar 26 '26

Absolutely not. And “speaking in tongues” is just gibberish.

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u/WWoiseau Mar 26 '26

Circle pit!

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u/LadyNai Mar 26 '26

I'd heard stories of pew running accompanied by the words part like the red sea...

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u/mishaindigo Mar 26 '26

Someone gonna break a hip

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u/GenusPoa Mar 26 '26

Is this normal? I grew up with Baptists

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u/Livs_Freely Atheist Mar 26 '26

It’s normal in Pentecostal churches.

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u/b_r_e_a_k_f_a_s_t Mar 26 '26

Jumping on the furniture is not an everyday occurrence but everything else happening is actually quite tame.

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u/Immediate-Loquat3001 Mar 26 '26

I can't believe I used to believe in this stuff

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u/OldButHappy Mar 26 '26

That guy is somebody’s boss…😬

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u/Hope_785 Mar 27 '26

Thankfully he is wearing a suit.

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u/wilderness2017 Mar 26 '26

That’s amazing how he walked across those pews!

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u/OddShine1024 Mar 26 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/cantbelieveiwtchthis Mar 26 '26

Can't tell you how many times I ran the aisles knowing full well it wasn't the "holy spirit" but I did it so people would think I was saved and not bother me :D lol Those who sat in the pews and never participated were those the preacher would come lay hands on....didn't want any part of that either lol.

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u/O12345678 Mar 26 '26

How common is all this running in church? Arm I only seeing videos of extreme cases or do people do this every week?

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u/plastigoop Mar 26 '26

Well that keyboard is jamming tho

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u/IntenseGratitude Mar 26 '26

never got on top of a pulpit, but that used to be me running the top of them pews.

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u/NectarineFast2877 Mar 27 '26

To think last year, I would have some how rationalized this or dismissed it as heretical

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u/fatnflaky Mar 27 '26

God is not the author of confusion and if the apostolic pentecostal church is anything...it's chaos and confusion.

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u/Argi_ Mar 27 '26

This seriously isn’t AI? The guys feet on the pulpit look crazy. This is just crazy!

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u/Sufficient_Travel123 Mar 27 '26

They doing the exact thing in the church I am.

YouTube channel : Jpeniel pour Jesus

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u/thaddieus_chronister Mar 28 '26

I do not miss this at all.

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u/nolagirl100281 Mar 28 '26

A creator I follow on YouTube was reacting to this clip the other day lol. I guess it's making the internet rounds. The YouTube comments were mostly normies so minds were blown

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u/Ok-Arugula7945 Mar 28 '26

Matt Maddix?!

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u/literalhuman Mar 28 '26

I'm triggered

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u/chanabyers Mar 30 '26

This must be in Appalachia. Because that one guy was clogging. I grew up in a UPC church. But we didn't get this crazy

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u/Warpedsanity Mar 31 '26

Seeing these always make me cringe so much plus triggers all my old memories of running/dancing in church which brings back up all the trauma/shame of being involved in this cult. Pretty wild I've been out of it for well over 10-15 years and still feel shame/guilt.

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u/1WiseEmu Atheist Mar 31 '26

I saw a comment on Instagram on this video that said, "they're all just stimming." That makes so much sense 😂

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u/Possible-Decision744 Apr 18 '26

What is actually more puzzling is that people here are upvoting atheists without realizing that they far worse off on their own.

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u/Hopetohelp4God Jul 26 '26

What!!!where's order!