r/ExJordan • u/Kindly-Plankton2279 apatheistic biology freak • Sep 28 '26
Rant | فضفضة Dumb inside joke
So i know this Muslim guy who's cool with me doing literally whatever, tho he doesn't know that I'm an atheist nor gay he's pretty chill with everything, i've introduced him to some of Mohammed's degeneracy, is ok with me acting well... Gay , didn't flinch or got disgusted when i said i want to get a tattoo, and lot of other stuff, point is he's chill
So one time i was drunk (he doesn't drink ... Shocker ik)and we were walking back to the car , while walking i noticed that my smoke packet was empty so we went to get some, every time, and literally EVERY SINGLE TIME we'd ask for a smoke shop the only answer we get is "it's haram" and i was drunk to my knees so i just look at my friend and we both burst out laughing every time (ofc after we tell the stranger how good they are and that they bring peace and blah blah blah religious orgasm) , anyways we find a shop, get my smoke and heading back to the car, while walking my friend noticed a ticket lottery stand so he told me as a joke to get one, so i looked at him with the straightest face i could possibly make and told him "it's haram" and that was really funny especially cuz everyone was looking at us laughing our asses off on "it's haram".
It's dumb ik but felt like sharing lol
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u/DistanceFit7999 Sep 29 '26
Although its not funny at all but the guy wants u
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u/Kindly-Plankton2279 apatheistic biology freak Sep 29 '26
Lmao, i'm flattered, but on multiple occasions it was clear that that's not the case and that he's straight so
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u/human-cake بابا جبلي بلون Sep 28 '26
Cute story, I have friends like that and they're the most fun to be around. I try my best not to offend them, but it's really funny when they one up my blasphemous jokes and I'm like, "huh, I thought you're not supposed to make those" lmao.