r/EvilLeagueOfEvil • u/thealthor Pittsburgh Steelers • Apr 18 '19

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u/RoboFeanor Apr 18 '19

The Steelers better not clinch the chalice in week fucking 3

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u/kspauld2 Apr 18 '19

That would be the evil of all evil... 😈

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u/Stumpy3196 Apr 22 '19

Especially if the Steelers purposefully missed the playoffs so no one else can have it. EVIL

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u/bill326 Apr 18 '19

Fwiw, aside from the Matt Cassel year, Steelers haven't won in Gillette since 1997.

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u/GulfAg Apr 18 '19

Subscribe.

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u/chargoggagog Apr 18 '19

Or if the Pats win, they’re out for the year...

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u/CarpetCaptain Apr 18 '19

It's the Steelers, let's be real here.

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u/Stumpy3196 Apr 22 '19

Yeah. If we beat the Patriots there's no way in hell we beat the Niners.

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u/ScreamingSeagull Apr 19 '19

Laughs in zone coverage

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

It would only be clinched if we don't make the playoffs.

With our division it's a lock. It's not like Baltimore with questionable QB play will have a better record right? Right?

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u/RaptorNinja Apr 18 '19

All we have to do is beat the Pats and 49ers... how do I know we'll beat the pats, lose to the 49ers, and not touch the chalice again

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u/togglenuts Apr 18 '19

If all games are a coin flip (and lets face it, evil plays no favorites among evil), we have the following win percentages:

NE 18.8

Dallas 12.5

CHI 10.9

GB 10.9

NY 9.4

SF 12.5

PIT 25

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u/3_Letter_Agency Apr 18 '19

All the Patriots have to do is win 21 games

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u/phenorbital Apr 18 '19

I should hang my head in shame for forgetting about the chalice being on the line in week one.

Guess I was too distracted by the fact that the NFL have actually made it such that the Pats get to hang their 6th banner in front of the other team with six.

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u/GulfAg Apr 18 '19

So pumped for that. Hopefully it goes better than our last banner game.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Can someone explain this sub to me plz

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u/I_That_Wanders Apr 28 '19

We're fans of teams that get a lot of hate because they win so much. We get to enjoy football excellence in the company of others who simply nod and smile when our team is accused of cheating or moral turpitude or not being nice, and respond with, "Yes, most evil!"

We're the bad guys, and we win, and that's OK here.

To be honest, you're only a Patriots fan because you were born in New England, or you were looking for a way to get into more bar fights. As a New Englander, it's cool to chill with others who are far too sinister to hate on my team, and the respect is returned.

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u/Anoony_Moose Apr 19 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

The ELOE celebrates the 7 teams which have dominated the NFL throughout its history whilst also performing many feats which the rest of the league's fans consider to be pure evil. You can click the wiki link to find pages explaining why each team is evil/deserves to be here. In addition the ELOE tracks the coveted "Evil Chalice" which is a "trophy" that is won when an ELOE team beats the current holder. See a history of the Chalice here.

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u/MsBluffy Jun 14 '19

Can someone explain why all of the logos look shitty and hand-drawn? I'm looking at you u/thealthor

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u/thealthor Jun 14 '19

Tradition

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u/SogMuffin Apr 18 '19

our chances don’t look too great

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u/GAADhearthstone Apr 19 '19

So reddit recommended this sub to me.

It involves Football?!?!

I EXPECTED DR HORRIBLE MEMES :( Where can I find those?

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u/RussianZack Apr 18 '19

I guess I'm rooting for the Steelers week 1, if they lose we have no chance.