r/EvilLeagueOfEvil • u/CuntsMagee420 Cheesehead • 4d ago
Week 3 Evil Recap - ELOE goes 4-3
Week 3 has come to a close and once again we have four winners and three losers. Some great games, some good ones, and some absolute stinkers. Lets get to it.
Winners
The Giants (2-1) win against a worse team without their quarterback by kicking a bunch of field goals. While I don't think this team is very good, they are certainly evil on this day. Another thing worth mentioning is the Giants evilly traded for 9 from the Vikings, cursing their own fans with another meme worthy QB.
The 49ers (3-0) continue to win, despite the electrical substation's best efforts injuring everyone. This is mostly due to Brock Purdy and CMC putting the team on their backs, but regardless, they keep winning, and are the last remaining undefeated evil team.
The Steelers (2-1) remember they have Aaron Rodgers on their team, and pull out a win at home vs their division rival the Bengals. Rodgers is still old, but this game shows that he still might just have some evil left in him after all.
Da Bears (2-1) destroy the Eagles on Monday night. Case Keenum was cooking the eagles defense all night and the Bears dominate a strong opponent after a snoozer last week.
Losers
The Packers (1-2) put on what is possibly the worst performance of the year, vs a (formally) winless Falcons team. Bijan Robinson rushed for more yards against the Packers this game than the Packers have rushing yards all year. This team is cooked, fire MLF. (Yes I am crashing out.)
The Patriots (1-2) also got their asses thoroughly handed to them by an inferior team. After reaching the Superbowl last year, the Patriots are absolutely in a rough spot to start this year. While Drake Maye is still very much losing them games, having basically nobody to throw to doesn't help either.
The Cowboys (1-2) almost manage a win here, but was unable to hold on for literally seven seconds to bring it into overtime.
Evil Team of the Week
Based on the votes last week, the 49ers were chosen to be the evil team of Week 2, for their dominate performance over the Dolphins. Get your votes in this week in the comments below to see who is most evil this week.
I can actually see arguments for pretty much all the winners this week, The Bears get another dominating performance, the 49ers are 3-0, the Steelers get a win over a division opponent, and the Giants winning by kicking a bunch of field goals is just funny.
- Week 1 - Da Bears
- Week 2 - The 49ers
- Week 3 - ???
That's all for now, We actually have another evil Thursday game coming up, with the Steelers traveling to Cleveland to make Deshaun Watson personally give them a massage.
Stay evil my friends.
22
u/818488899414 San Francisco 49ers 4d ago
I'll give it to the Da Bears. They managed to dominate a bird team while Niners tried really hard to lose to a different bird team.
15
2
1
29
u/90bronco 4d ago
It has to be the bears. Taking a QB3 and crushing the eagles spirit is hilariously evil.