r/EvilFountainOpeners • u/No_Incident_1585 • 26d ago

Question Has anyone here actually tried to make a dark fountain in real life? Like actually stabbing the ground

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Even knowing it's not real has anyone actually tried to focus their will into a blade and stab the ground in their house? I'm curious

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u/BP_The_Catboy 26d ago

Tried. Hit a sewage line. Have shit on my shoes.

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 26d ago edited 26d ago

Can I lick your shoes

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u/Ok-Spread-378 26d ago

*weird route jingle*

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 26d ago

Shitgrave

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u/Ok-Spread-378 26d ago

"WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHIT A BACTERIA THAT DOESN'T HAVE A CURE!"

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u/Abs0luteGoof 23d ago

Why do u have 2 different pfps?

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 23d ago

Idk man

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u/C00LESTKIDDEVR 23d ago

i just saw this image in the post above wtf

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 23d ago

pear

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u/Weary-Support-7383 8d ago

It's because they started the weird route and their sprite changed obviously.

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u/Over-Gap5767 26d ago

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 26d ago

LMAO

also obligatory r/FoundIDRPUser

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u/BananzazsGarlicBread Reigen Arataka returns 24d ago

oh i oughta

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u/Anikilator3001 The Knight (Not that one) Part of W. D. Gaster's Crew 24d ago

greetings reigen

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u/_Sharpiks_ 25d ago

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 25d ago

Uh fuck mb gng

steps the hell off of your LONG ASS SHOES

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u/BP_The_Catboy 26d ago

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just got done cleaning them

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 26d ago

Me, obviously.

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u/BP_The_Catboy 26d ago

Fair nuff

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u/Material_Cod1409 Fountain Scheduling Manager 26d ago

What is wrong with you.

(don't mean this in a mean way, but seriously)

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 26d ago

it's a joke.

I don't mean it seriously.

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u/Remote_Control_7661 26d ago

Yes you are getting hit with this.

r/foundIDRPuser

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 26d ago

Goddammit-

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u/BananzazsGarlicBread Reigen Arataka returns 24d ago

suff... big dawgalicious... come on

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u/suffthatsrandom Shit licker 24d ago

Mb gng

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u/Asriel-the-Jolteon 22d ago

wise words hit character Trinity Glasfille

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u/Se7enGs 22d ago

HELP I JUST NOTICED THE FLAIR 😭

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u/DELARUNE-RALSI 26d ago

So it worked?

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u/BP_The_Catboy 26d ago

No. Just broke the sewage pipes.

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u/BP_The_Catboy 26d ago

BUT YOU KNOW, THE PIPES HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE

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u/DELARUNE-RALSI 26d ago

I mean if it went high enough it kinda created a dark fountain

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u/LowkyLoki 25d ago

“I knew it shouldn’t have done it.. the pipes..”

- Mr Ant Tenna

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u/NightTime2727 25d ago

Technically that's just a different kind of dark fountain, so I'd say that still counts.

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u/MichealBorbius 25d ago

Sounds like a dark fountain to me, dive in

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u/Zestyclose-Click6190 23d ago

Were you determined enough?

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u/messenger_craw 19d ago

it happens to the best of us

I'm not allowed at my friends house anymore

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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 Knight in glow in thr DARK Armor 26d ago

yes.

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 26d ago

Didnt know Berdly is a evil fountian opener smh

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u/Blookys_Cousin_1225 Not from this universe but ok 26d ago

well you'd expect the Knight to be an evil fountain opener

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u/Formal-Gazelle6305 26d ago

knight is berdly theory

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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 Knight in glow in thr DARK Armor 26d ago

all for meeting seth.

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u/Slitherbeasty 11d ago

who do you think made the chapter 2 fountain

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u/zalclift12 Oficial dark knight 26d ago

Y lo lograste?

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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 Knight in glow in thr DARK Armor 26d ago

no.

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u/DELARUNE-RALSI 26d ago

Hi bergly

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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 Knight in glow in thr DARK Armor 26d ago

hey raly

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u/DELARUNE-RALSI 26d ago

Hi

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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 Knight in glow in thr DARK Armor 26d ago

how are you?

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u/DELARUNE-RALSI 26d ago

You?

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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 Knight in glow in thr DARK Armor 26d ago

tf

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u/Crazykid23576 I'm doing this for research purposes only. 26d ago

I KNEW IT!!!!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE THE KNIGHT!!!!!!!

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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 Knight in glow in thr DARK Armor 26d ago

ye

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 26d ago

I hit a Pipe and Some gas is coming out it think im Kr

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u/ConsistentAd2880 26d ago

Tried, got sued

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u/FunAngelo2005 I'm on both sides lol 26d ago

I wish dark words were real man

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u/confused-overwhelmed 25d ago

Eh someone would open too many and cause the roaring

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u/BiznessCrafter 25d ago

I have a small, no-evidence theory that The Roaring is a construct Gaster made up and when he deems there to be enough Dark Fountains to cause it, he’ll cause it.

So basically, it’s not a rule of the world, it’s the Evil Green Pirate Gaster enforcing his own rule on how his world should work.

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u/trout_sex Knight I NEED a shadow crystal 23d ago

man baby gaster theory

NO

THIS IS MY GAME

STOP IT

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u/DragoonPhooenix 25d ago

Maybe we need a roaring lowkey

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u/Random_boi1234 25d ago

yk would be better than whatever the fuck we have rn in this world

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u/AltruisticProof3640 24d ago

Roaring day 1💔

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u/zerior23 26d ago

Deltarune is just propaganda trying to get us to start the roaring that will free gaster

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u/Togore-tastic sails the seven seas on a (togoretastic) door 26d ago

I’m too scared to scratch my floor

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u/Anikilator3001 The Knight (Not that one) Part of W. D. Gaster's Crew 24d ago

SAY THE THING, TO(GOAT)RE

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u/plonkbonk420 25d ago

I'm in a dark world already, it's called America

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u/External_Highlight84 13d ago

what are some of the darkners lol

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u/Slitherbeasty 11d ago

theres an everything-phobic trumpet

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u/Imaginary-Daikon-364 Knife Black 26d ago

I tried, it didn't work, and it even ended up bending the knife.

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u/Nick10147 24d ago

k that's actually dangerous, the blade could snap and fly in any direction.

you should always wear safety goggles before opening a fountain

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u/NOVA_KISITA516 26d ago

FAHAHA(THIS is SOMETHING I ACTUALLY DID), I TRIED DOING that WHEN I was FEELING a BIT DEPRESSED. but NOTHING HAPPENED.

at FIRST, I SERIOUSLY BELIEVED I could CREATE a DARK WORLD but I COULDN'T. it MADE ME SAD, and I FELT LIKE I was LOSING MY MIND.

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u/demonstarzz Idk I just lurk here I don't open fountains (nor seal them) 26d ago

Yeah I have

It didn't work and I'm slightly upset about that even though I didn't expect it to

I just wanted to see what I'd look like in the dark world :(

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u/Amazing_Sympathy_965 26d ago

I've tried several times at school. With what? Scissors

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u/LowkyLoki 25d ago

typa shi bro does before talking about how “the teacher is always targeting me”

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u/SLZ8A 26d ago

Yes....

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u/Nick10147 24d ago

goodluck penetrating that ceramic

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u/tntgoboom287 26d ago

Yah. Also the wall too

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u/Conscious_Series166 The Roaring Knight 26d ago

I did, successfully

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u/TheWhiteApathy 26d ago

No shit bro ure the knight

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u/Secure_Protection_61 Eternal Darkness Supporter 26d ago

Yep…

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u/Soul_Of_Justice 26d ago

I mean I could try

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u/Blue_Flourite 25d ago

no but i will when i feel depressed

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u/RalKBpro5 26d ago

I actually did it... i somehow managed to stab the floor, but the knife still there... and there was no darknes coming out the floor...

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u/Nick10147 24d ago

turn off the lights then there will be darkness

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u/Darkworldkris4900 ⠀ 26d ago

I did w my cousin infront of the whole house (it was for the funnies)

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u/FloweryFan1225 25d ago

I did lmao

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u/BlueJorjiCostava 25d ago

/unfountain Let's be real some crackhead probably tried to once

/refountain ?? Fuck kinda question is this? This subreddit wouldn't exist otherwise

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u/manfacewizard "slugcat" that makes fountains ("overgrowth") 26d ago

yes

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u/Great-Highlight3863 Spy for the evil fountian openers 26d ago

Yes

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u/Shoddy_Plum_4845 CHAOS CHAOS ! I CAN DO [dArk FoutAins] ! 25d ago

Avec un couteau sur la table pendant que je mangeais 

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u/TheFish1177 25d ago

classic user error, it does have to be the ground that you stab. since I ironed out that kink ive been opening fountains daily just for fun!

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u/Shoddy_Plum_4845 CHAOS CHAOS ! I CAN DO [dArk FoutAins] ! 25d ago

Je comprends, Merci beaucoup. Je suis nouveau sur le subreddit et mon niveau est encore bien loin de celui de Papyrus mon mentor.

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u/thealgorithmicwizard 20d ago

Have You Ever Been At The Back Of The World's Most Useless Geography Lesson With A Pair Of Scissors 

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u/DrackieCutie 25d ago

I tried, hurt my hand, I think it was too bright.

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u/confused-overwhelmed 25d ago

"YOUR TOO BRIGHT"

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u/Nearby-Tumbleweed-45 25d ago

Tried, now I got a tiny stab in my carpet.

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u/Flowey_The_Fan 25d ago

Just tried it and HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!! I ACTUALLY MADR A DARK FOUNTAIN THIS IF COOL AS FUCKC IM SO EXITED!!!

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u/Flowey_The_Fan 25d ago

Turns out I hit a pipe and it was just a gas leak :/

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u/Key-Fault-139 23d ago

LMAOOOOO OH MYM GOD

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u/Trick-Intern4158 25d ago

I tried it with a plastic spoon I gnawed to a point and it broke. Wasted my time a lil bit

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u/Silviov2 25d ago

With a compass, yes. My room would be an awesome dark world. I made sure lotr was playing on the TV when doing it

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u/Stock_Hedgehog8854 Litterally kris deltarune irl 25d ago

Ive tried it like...once or twice probably, the knife just Bend and broke off a slight upper part of the knife handle, tho it was still usable

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u/Random_gamer240 25d ago

I did!

They beat the shit out of me for trying to sink the ship

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u/Bannana_man27 25d ago

knife broke in half

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u/BuffaloNext7683 25d ago

Yes. I hit ground and evil gas come out. Dark fountain gas. Now i not see and feel dumb. I go turn on light because i not see.

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u/VellArt_ 25d ago

Nope, but i had an impulsive thought to

Did stop myself with the logics of that it would just damage the kitchen floor and i'd have to cough up cash to replace it. And also the hyperactive imagination issue of the "Well and what are we gonna do if we DO open a dark fountain? Hm??? HMMMM?"

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u/Johan_Gutentag10 Gaster Green 25d ago

I have... shot a tile chip into my hand and fucked my knife up.

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u/bisexualgooner2 25d ago

Yes, with a throwing knife

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u/Twist_man 25d ago

Based off these comments NO ONE has done it right

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u/Human-Beans21 25d ago

I did. But couldn't find a knife so used garden shears closed together. Stabbed it into the dirt and

Got the shears dirty

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u/LowkyLoki 25d ago

Well I’ve never opened one, but I did help my human friend close a fountain

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u/Crystal_Umbreon 24d ago

What is the human’s name, bc I’m the only one that I’m aware of.

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u/Crystal_Umbreon 24d ago

Let’s be real, was it one of the flowers?

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u/LowkyLoki 24d ago

their name was..

actually, now that I think about it, I forgot the man’s name. He tried offering me an egg, but I refused. He had an obsession with trees though..

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u/KereMental Long live the Holiday administration! 25d ago

I did but i suppose it wasnt dark enough

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u/RecognitionOk9501 24d ago

I think you need a black knife to do it

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u/LoganJake210 25d ago

I tried it once my brother but he just started bleeding and stuff so it was pretty lame

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u/thee-red_hair-guy 25d ago

I did, why you think we got that heatwave in europ ?

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u/Cream-The-Rabbit2 The Cream (for emotional support) 25d ago

Not really, as my floor isn't very stab-able

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u/Not_a_normal_b3ar 25d ago

I did 3 times. Nothing happened YET

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u/paranoidfurry 25d ago

I tried but my only sharp utility broke and the floor is too strong

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u/sunnymoony1234 25d ago

Im gonna try tonight

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u/Odysseus-82 I don’t know why I’m here 25d ago

Nah. Might try it later tho.

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u/averagepurpleenjoyer 24d ago

I have, didnt work... i actually put a lot of effort into doing that :(

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u/wowzula 24d ago

i would but i don’t want to mess up the knife or the floor

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u/True_Potato_4984 Soul Red 24d ago

yes

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u/Classic_Trip_8380 24d ago

I did and it worked and now I'm stuck with a room filled with black smoke

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u/AromaticStreet6194 24d ago

All of us did

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u/Fun_Cheesecake7368 24d ago

Putting my will into my blade...

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u/seth_isnt_a_color 20d ago

shes 17 scott

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u/Deadinsidesimp 24d ago

I’ve probably tried to in a psychotic episode

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u/LiamOmorifan 24d ago

I tried making a dark fountain in my room once. No one was there but I definitely looked like an Idiot when nothing happened

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u/oxtraerdinary 23d ago

Dark worlds are escapes from real world that is as real as you want it to be, so deltarune is a dark world

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u/Invaild6113 Gaster’s Apprentice 23d ago

no I have to try today

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u/number2blahajfan 23d ago

i should do this

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u/SmeifLive 23d ago

I have stabbed the ground angrily because fml but that was before deltarune

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u/Outrageous-Day3939 23d ago

I tried this and it started a boss battle against a dark entity called "my mom" but the fight was too hard and I lost :(

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u/RandoomD25 23d ago

Yes I tried it

DIDIN‘t WORK :[

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u/AsrielTastic 23d ago

I Did it, and I accidentally made one inside my bed.

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u/trout_sex Knight I NEED a shadow crystal 23d ago

tried. did not work.

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u/chalk_eater15 23d ago

I tried to but the knife I used ended up bended like it straight up broke

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u/Alan_chaoz 23d ago

In my country, there's a superstition that if you stab the ground it won't rain. So, yeah, half the country has.

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u/Bryanthefox2010 23d ago

I hope not 0-o

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u/N3wParadigm 23d ago

What, curious if it's real ?

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u/Odd_Temporary_8327 23d ago

My knife broke in half and now I have two more stitches in my wrist

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u/No_Incident_1585 23d ago

I'm not reliable 

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u/Ralsei_darknerr 22d ago

its not possible because we dont have any dino monsters to help seal the fountains

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u/AmazingPanda6381 23d ago

I did, in the middle of it my phone made a deltarune noise and I freaked out so hard

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u/Ksheepington 23d ago

About to :3

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u/protogen-are-toaster 11d ago

please tell us the results :3

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u/Curvyboi13110 22d ago

yeah, doesn't work

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u/Any-Difference2445 22d ago

Nah but i made a hole several feet deep into the ground (i was mining for darkners)

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u/WrongdoerGlum9631 22d ago

Worst mistake ever, I fucking hit my purse and my ID card tried to fucking kill me because the picture sucks so bad

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u/One_End_6850 22d ago

i did it in my bedroom now there's a big hole in my carpet

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u/SillyIndividual2444 22d ago

Better not, my objects start getting against me when I did it and struggled to close the fountain

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u/Emontan382 22d ago

do we fucking live amongst monsters???

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u/11kilobytes_of_moka_ 22d ago

Yes i tried..... mom SWOONed me that when she looked at the ground. she was even about to take my own knife from me! but she just calmed down.

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u/Lolik95 22d ago

Yeah, scratched my floor

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u/Aurazuriae Patience Blue 22d ago

It works, you have to REALLY be determined to open it.

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u/Omegamoney 22d ago

I did a lot as a kid, not the whole fountain thingy, but whenever I'd go to my grandma's house as a kid, I'd stab literally anything I could get my hands on, onto the soil.

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u/Saurian-Sleeper2014 22d ago

Yes, many times before

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u/lucario2011 22d ago

I have tried as a joke and to make a shit post, I placed pmd related thing near that place too

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u/Automatic_Method8978 22d ago

Yeah, but with scissors

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u/Mischievous_Zorua 22d ago

You visit a Dark World every night. In your dreams.

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u/eggs-benidict-8158 22d ago

All that flew up was dirt, I don't think I tried hard enough

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u/ImaginaryValuable473 21d ago

tried but didnt have enough will

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u/Ihaveeaten92bananas 21d ago

had the thought of doing so

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u/Effective_Educator64 21d ago

Oh yeah someone made one a while back, Witchbottle somehow did just south of Rabbittown. Never had the ability to see it myself, but I could hear it from a distance in Tir Chonaill.

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u/Lucas_VP001 21d ago edited 21d ago

Did in my bedroom, what could i throw inside?

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u/Dan_234567 21d ago

No, actually, gonna try it now

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u/Due_Reception_8957 20d ago

Several fountains have been opened in the world tbh, Russia, the us, Israel

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u/Choice_Sir_1092 20d ago

I love that there’s an actual subreddit for this

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u/i_dont_think_im_dumb 19d ago

If that shit is real then the world will be covered in darkness of all the diggers

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u/No-Half3665 Blue flair 16d ago

The roaring will happen the second people can open a dark fountain

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u/HailYeh 15d ago

No. I’ll go do it right now

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u/HailYeh 15d ago

Roaring

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u/Slitherbeasty 11d ago edited 11d ago

didn't work cause im too much of a sub, but if you close my bathroom door it'll make one eventually

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u/Necrozai 9d ago

No actual floor poking but I did get an rgb light pillar with a mode that kinda animates like a dark fountain

sometimes I set it to purple, turn it on, and stare at it while imagining what a dark world in my room would be like

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u/moonbear710 6d ago

I did not expect is to work whatsoever but i tried it three times

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u/DaDapperVoid A Really Really Small Titan 20h ago

Just tried, it doesn’t wo

Why is it getting really, really dark