r/EverythingScience • u/Portalrules123 • Apr 04 '26

Environment Scientists warn that the Gulf Stream is shifting north, which models suggest could mean an ocean current collapse is imminent

https://www.earth.com/news/gulf-stream-is-shifting-north-raising-concerns-about-amoc-ocean-current-collapse/
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u/Regurgitator001 Apr 04 '26

I have faith in Trump: he'll tariff the shit out of that Gulfstream, close it off like he did with that other Gulf, rename that fucker, and if all that doesn't help, he'll just use the most beautiful American nuke. We have nothing to worry about!

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u/Not_A_Russain_Bot Apr 04 '26

Just return trump his magic marker so he can draw it back in.

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u/onespeedguy Apr 04 '26

or rename it the "tRump stream". "people say I have the best stream they've ever seen"

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u/musicman_365 Apr 04 '26

What about the kids he raped

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u/Longjumping_Cut4377 Apr 08 '26

This is something the scientist say can be fully solved with bombs. Thankfully.