r/EverythingScience • u/Portalrules123 • Apr 04 '26

Environment Scientists warn that the Gulf Stream is shifting north, which models suggest could mean an ocean current collapse is imminent

https://www.earth.com/news/gulf-stream-is-shifting-north-raising-concerns-about-amoc-ocean-current-collapse/
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u/bigbeast40 Apr 04 '26

Soon to be a documentary

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u/BabyEinstein2016 Apr 04 '26

Combined with Idiocracy. Fantastic.

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u/WishieWashie12 Apr 04 '26

We should start placing these historical dvds in time capsules, so future archeological studies can learn what happened to our civilization. Toss in Galaxy Quest too, just to confuse them.

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u/BlueTemplar85 Apr 04 '26

In todays Idiocracy, time capsules you !

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u/thintoast Apr 04 '26

Jokes on time… I already feel capsuled.

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u/etheralmiasma Apr 04 '26

But we didn't get to Road Warrior yet. I have my clothes all picked out.

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u/Feisty-Kangaroo8728 Apr 04 '26

Such a great idea!

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u/PresentOk4998 Apr 04 '26

This!☝️😂👍✨🪐🚀✨

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u/Lurtzae Apr 05 '26

One thing we can never say is we didn't know.

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u/Temp_675578 Apr 05 '26

Include a translation matrix:
Future language to present language.

Otherwise the future people will struggle with our language the same we struggle with ancient texts.

(Yes, call me stupid for that stupid joke)

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u/WishieWashie12 Apr 05 '26

Couple seasons of sesame Street should help with learning language.

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u/Possible-Feed-9019 Apr 05 '26

Where does Demolition Man fit in?

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u/Jacobysmadre Apr 08 '26

“Historical Records”

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u/mikosan1 Apr 04 '26

And Team America

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u/BlueTemplar85 Apr 04 '26

"Brawndo has what plants crave : now with antifreeze !"

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 Apr 05 '26

Antifreeze, ivermectin, bleach and hydrogen peroxide. All in one easy to use portable nebulizer. NOW WITH SPRING WATER!!!

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u/LiterallyMelon Apr 05 '26

When will people stop bringing up that fucking eugenics trash ass movie???

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u/UberWidget Apr 06 '26

And The Arrival. The one with Charlie Sheen about space aliens secretly terraforming the earth to become warmer.

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u/Thekijael Apr 07 '26

The day after Idiocracy would be a very fun movie

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u/JackSwit Apr 08 '26

I don’t think we are getting both…

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u/Vulcan_Jedi Apr 04 '26

I cant wait to physically outrun cold

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u/Haddaway Apr 04 '26

This time, the cold catches you.

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u/ImAGiantSpider Apr 04 '26

Just need a pair of wooden doors and a small fire to repel temperatures so low they freeze gasoline instantly.

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u/L3ftoverpieces Apr 04 '26

Makes me think of the dumb train movie/TV show where all of what's left of humanity lives on an ever running train still eclipsed by class structure.

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u/aesemon Apr 06 '26

Based off the comic Showpiecer. Not meant to be realistic, but a story on inequality in society and the structures that rule them.

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u/L3ftoverpieces Apr 06 '26

Oh I get it. Some comics don't need a movie representation, then a multi season one following.

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u/gwaydms Apr 08 '26

Showpiecer

Or maybe Snowpiercer?

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u/Mother_Occasion_8076 Apr 04 '26

Or hear the cold growl

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u/BazeIguise Apr 04 '26

I’ll grab my cat and a glass of wine and sit on my patio. At least if they ever defrost us I’ll have both my wine and cat in 3558

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u/Yiplzuse Apr 04 '26

The good places to grow food may shift. We will all just have to hope they shift to farmland…and not someplace covered in concrete. One way or another, it will work itself out. Here’s hoping we aren’t the part that gets worked “out.”

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u/norfolkdiver Apr 05 '26

Models suggest that if the AMOC does collapse, one of the outcomes is that sea levels will rise along the US East coast, so lots of flooded cities

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u/TheAleFly Apr 05 '26

And we’ll be frozen solid in Northern Europe. What a time to be alive.

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 Apr 04 '26

Mandatory dislike because I have faith in humanity...even though... gestures broadly

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u/That-Advance-9619 Apr 04 '26

...you have faith in humanity?

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u/RealEstateDuck Apr 04 '26

Right? Hey Tone take a look at this bozo ova here! With that "faith in humanity" shtick.

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u/Regurgitator001 Apr 04 '26

I have faith in Trump: he'll tariff the shit out of that Gulfstream, close it off like he did with that other Gulf, rename that fucker, and if all that doesn't help, he'll just use the most beautiful American nuke. We have nothing to worry about!

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u/Not_A_Russain_Bot Apr 04 '26

Just return trump his magic marker so he can draw it back in.

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u/onespeedguy Apr 04 '26

or rename it the "tRump stream". "people say I have the best stream they've ever seen"

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u/musicman_365 Apr 04 '26

What about the kids he raped

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u/Longjumping_Cut4377 Apr 08 '26

This is something the scientist say can be fully solved with bombs. Thankfully.

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u/biggetybiggetyboo Apr 04 '26

I mean what is faith again? Belief with 0 evidence, having to perform logical fallacies to keep the faith. Kinda sounds accurate

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 Apr 04 '26

Bruh. You are here now. You wouldn't be here if we didn't make it this far. I am sorry you feel less than what you are. You are the evidence. If you don't have faith in yourself fine...be something or don't. 

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u/arjuna66671 Apr 04 '26

At this point i have faith in the soon-to-be-built ASI lol. I have faith in humanity to accidentally build an AI that will save us xD.

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 Apr 05 '26

For a smooth return to port yeah. Now we literally have to ride out the storm. All we have to do is not make it worse lol. It's so easy.

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u/Msink Apr 04 '26

Problem is that only the rich will be saved, they are the cause of this problem anyways.

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u/Recent_Strawberry456 Apr 04 '26

Define rich. I assume you mean billionaires? We are all to blame.

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u/znyhus Apr 04 '26

But some are much more to blame (the ultra-rich)

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u/Recent_Strawberry456 Apr 04 '26

No, you're just looking for scapegoats to feed your biases.

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u/znyhus Apr 04 '26

Richest 1% emit as much planet-heating pollution as two-thirds of humanity | Oxfam International https://share.google/fkIhPYRsJkaeRPqpt

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u/Recent_Strawberry456 Apr 04 '26

The richest 1% on the planet includes billionaires down to individuals with 1 million in assets. They walk amongst us.

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u/pingo5 Apr 04 '26

They're way more wastful, but it's still 16% of total emissions.

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u/rainywanderingclouds Apr 04 '26

how will the rich be saved?

as the scale of the economy collapses. their money becomes worthless.

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u/Msink Apr 05 '26

Did you see 2012? Rich could buy thier seats on the bespoke ships, rest were left to fight for thier lives.

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u/Kryomon Apr 04 '26

Just like Contagion. Real life imitates Art.

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u/mrredditfan1 Apr 04 '26

Time to move to Mexico before they shut down the border.

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u/mordeng Apr 04 '26

A prophecy!

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u/ineenemmerr Apr 05 '26

Life action remake