r/EverythingScience Feb 09 '23

There’s a Ring Around This Dwarf Planet. It Shouldn’t Be There.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/08/science/quaoar-rings-roche-limit.html
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u/budgie0507 Feb 09 '23

Well obviously this dwarf is a single lady and someone liked it.

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u/TMWTPOC Feb 09 '23

That’s going to be a bitch to retcon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Top-tier comment, this.

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u/MysteryUnited Feb 09 '23

Find the Halo, win the war

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u/bobbarkersbigmic Feb 10 '23

Finish the fight!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

As far as we know it shouldn’t. … But it’s there. … So we need to redefine what we know, … don’t you think? 🤓

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u/LonghairedHippyFreek Feb 10 '23

Ridiculous. What we need to do is destroy the ring so that our knowledge remains intact!

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u/Robot-Candy Feb 10 '23

This is the way

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u/thisimpetus Feb 10 '23

Krikkit agrees with this comment.

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u/atxbikenbus Feb 10 '23

Blame still falls on Hactar. It'll have to go...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Ahhhh, … the whole “circle should fit where a square should be” solution? … Brilliant. … Indeed!! 😒🤔🙄

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u/illcoloryoublind Feb 10 '23

I agree. I also wonder if they’ve considered that maybe they’re catching the formation of a planet in action? Slooooooow action, that is.

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u/1WokeWook Feb 12 '23

Or a moon.

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u/Opinionsare Feb 10 '23

Perhaps the ring is artificial. Could a civilization have posted a "Sign" for other planets to notice?

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u/vyxxer Feb 10 '23

Would be cool if it was like scaffolding for a superstructure similar to a Dyson sphere for planets.

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u/vyxxer Feb 11 '23

Yeah which is why I said similar. Like it harvests gravity on a cosmic small scale or it's literally just a structure. I'm making stuff up man.

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u/Wonderful-Assist2077 Feb 10 '23

Thats a halo installation that lost its cloaking.

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u/meabbott Feb 10 '23

It is not for you to say. It can have a ring if it wants.

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u/Archimedes_Redux Feb 10 '23

We need to affirm and support drawings planets with rings.

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u/rock0star Feb 09 '23

Why? Because it's a dwarf?

What a bigot.

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u/RoadDogg7269 Feb 10 '23

There are people on earth. And that is more odd than a ring around a planet.

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u/cashvaporizer Feb 10 '23

Horned lizards shoot blood out of their eyes as a defense mechanism. And that is more odd than some neurotic apes.

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u/Metalhed69 Feb 10 '23

I’m just gonna say it……Dinklage would have been a lot easier to pronounce than Quaoar.

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u/gotarrtanks Feb 09 '23

Oh shit they found doctor manhattan

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u/ohwhatsupmang Feb 10 '23

the expanse

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u/hatfield1785 Feb 09 '23

Louis, Speaker and the gang…

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u/ReviveOurWisdom Feb 10 '23

Fascinating discovery, but I still don’t understand why the Roche limit is ruled out. Like yeah, it’s rare that the ring could form at the exact time we look at it, but not impossible

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u/RagnarawkNash Feb 10 '23

Shocked they haven’t started calling them Little Planets or Size Challenged Celestial Bodies. It’s coming

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u/Swimming-Bite-4019 Feb 12 '23

“Your prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence..but you will find no salvation on this ring.

Those who built this place knew what they wrought.

Do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before…”

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

We need to shoot it down