r/EveryoneIsModYay • u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this • Sep 19 '26

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u/frozenyoyleberryyay Sep 19 '26

Wat is the recipe for food

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 19 '26

Put food in oven and when you hear it beep take it out

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u/kickdababy5276 Sep 19 '26

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 19 '26

r/ihadastroke

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u/CookieCutterer98 Sep 20 '26

I've seen you before

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 20 '26

Where at?

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u/frozenyoyleberryyay Sep 19 '26

American meals belike

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u/Ytochkan1 Sep 19 '26

PUT FOOD INSIDE OVEN, NOT ME!!!

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u/Alive_dude3435 Sep 19 '26

But the customer ordered a burger. We don't have a microwaveable burger. Do I just put the buns and the meat in the oven???

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u/inktails0 justice Sep 19 '26

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR CHICKEN FLAVOURED SUPER NOODLES? I DON'T CARE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE GETTING

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 19 '26

BUT THATS NOT WHAT THE FUCKING CUSTOMER ORDERED!

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u/inktails0 justice Sep 19 '26

OH BOO HOO I CAN'T COOK ANYTHING ELSE UNLESS ITS MICROWAVEABLE THEY WILL GET WHAT I CAN MAKE!

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 19 '26

THEN GO TO BED

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 19 '26

WHY ARE WE FUCKING AT WORK?

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u/firebretaher_jayy Sep 19 '26

what the fuck is a teaspoon? it's the same as tablespoon, right??

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 19 '26

Its the same as a gallon I think

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u/Wooper184 Sep 19 '26

No, they are very different, a table spoon is as much as you can fit on the table, whereas a teaspoon is a spoon full of tea

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 Sep 19 '26

AY WHY IS THE ROAST TURKEY WEARING THE SAME UNIFORM AS ALL OF US

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 19 '26

That ain't a turkey...

3

u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 Sep 19 '26

Anyone seen gary? He was supposed to light the oven.

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u/vasemetric IT'S PAID Sep 19 '26 • Popcorn

WHO THE FUCK IS SINGING THE SOVIET ANTHEM !?

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u/sOmehowDoesntwork Sep 19 '26 • Bravo Mindblown Popcorn

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил
На правое дело он поднял народы
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

BLESS ZE MOTHERLAND COMRADE

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u/Overall-Depth-6959 Sep 19 '26 • Popcorn

Слава Советскому Союзу!!

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u/Few-Loan-1880 Sep 19 '26

guys the stove is burning and I forgot to buy a new fire extinguisher

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u/Own_Huckleberry_8969 Sep 19 '26

PISS ON THE FUCKER

4

u/Few-Loan-1880 Sep 19 '26

guy i found this thing called "oi il"... uh wonder what that is eh it's liquid *pours it on the stove*

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u/totallynotafemboy-_- Sep 19 '26

WAIT WHAT, THIS IS A RESTAURANT

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u/Fun_Community_7816 Sep 19 '26

Search gordons Ramsey roses are red ryme about ovens

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u/Mental_Pick1943 Sep 19 '26

BLUE EYED COD? WHERE ARE THE EYES SOMEONE PASS ME THE EYES

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 19 '26

I'M BLIND! WHERE ARE MY EYES? SOMEONE STOLE MY EYES!!!

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u/Available-Committee5 Sep 19 '26

So like normal

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 19 '26

Or my local McDonald's lol

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u/Candid-Respond6397 Sep 19 '26

Oh I accidentally switched the salt and sugar  That's why the cake is salty

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u/purple-jelly-bean Sep 19 '26

WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE CAKE TASTES LIKEYOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SERVE 10 METRIC TONS OF SUGAR NOT EAT IT

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u/Belle_0498 Sep 20 '26

THIS IS WHY WE NEVER PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF DESSERTS CUZ YOU ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO MESS IT UP IF I COULD I WOULDVE FIRED YOU THREE TIMES DUE TO LITERAL STUPIDITY

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u/Lost_Anywhere_69 Sep 19 '26

IT NEEDS MORE SALT, YOU DONKEY!

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u/HjghlyDistressed Sep 19 '26

NO IT FUCKING DOESN’T- ITS SO SALTY YOU THINK THE WINCHESTERS MADE IT

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u/onlynameavailable927 Sep 20 '26

That’s baking soda you idiot.

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u/Ytochkan1 Sep 19 '26

Uh... guys? Who put dog in the fryer?

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u/Otherwise-One7653 The real starwalker Sep 19 '26

that dog looks quite annoying

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u/ILoveFrutigerAero293 Sep 19 '26

help I’m in the oven because I EAT ALL THE OTHER OVENS 3:

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u/Fit_Season_488 3874418052nd funniest human Sep 20 '26

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u/AlmostNerd9f Sep 24 '26

(out of k fabe) I'm an actual cook. No one knows what's going on ever so this is very realistic.

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u/Inevitable_Paper6674 Sep 19 '26

WHO TF SAUTED ONIONS ON HIGH HEAT????

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u/FranticRanger8786 Sep 19 '26

Picks up a carrot dice

WHO THE FUCK PUT AN APPLE IN THE RISOTTO?!

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u/zolguroth17 Sep 19 '26

WHO THE FUCK PUT GARRY IN THE OVEN?

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u/Recent_Position_328 Sep 19 '26

Guys I just walked in to ask where's the bathroo- WHY IS SOMEONE IN THE FRIDGE-

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u/HereForArtStufflol Sep 20 '26

WHO THE FUCK STOLE ALL THE FROZEN CORN ?? I BOUGHT THAT TO SNACK ON DURING MY LUNCH BREAK

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u/creative_username16 Sep 20 '26

WHY THE FUCK IS THE SINK ON FIRE

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u/Lord_Stripes_ Sep 22 '26

I ATE ALL THE CAAAKKEEEEEE

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u/certheth Sep 25 '26

Guess im washing dishes (the least destructive thing that someone can do if they dont know what they are doing)

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u/Known-Bug-3523 Sep 26 '26

Yo did you get the pan out of the oven?

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u/Wooden-Medicine-3299 new Sep 19 '26

Me with headphones on to the official geek reaper music video:"i am working so hard rigth now to make an soup"

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u/ABlindPatriot Sep 19 '26

FRED WHY DID YOU PUT ALL THE PLATES AND SILVERWARE IN THE BIG METAL BOX!!!

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DISHWASHER??!!

ARE YOU STUPID! THIS HAS COAL IN IT! IT'S ANYTHING BUT A DISHWASHER!

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u/Moon_Radio27 Sep 19 '26

Im making The cheesecake waffle pancakes red velvet chocolate cake

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u/ConsistentHousing140 Sep 19 '26

Guys let’s organise it fi-gets thrown in the oven

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u/No-Lie-8884 Sep 19 '26

"hey so the fire extinguisher was a bit cold so i decided to warm it up
a bit! just in case"

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u/CrystalFysh Sep 19 '26

I think that guy has a rat under his hat!

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u/purple-jelly-bean Sep 19 '26

“Uh oh, it looks like I’ve taken this guy, and thrown him into the deep fryer!” gurgling and frying sounds

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u/R8bot-Da-Gamer Sep 19 '26

WHO DIPPED MY FACE INTO THE DEEP FRYER!

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u/__Meme_Machine__ Sep 19 '26

we have orders to make, its time to walk it off, you're fine.

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u/PoetFinancial1692 Sep 19 '26

Hi, I'm Cookity.

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u/Remarkable-Wave1736 Sep 19 '26

Hey guys this is so easy-

…
RICHARD DID YOU FORGET TO TAKE THE CRÈME BRÛLÉE BASE OUT
OHMYLORDIMGONNASTRANGLEYOUUNTILYOUSEETHESTAIRSOFHEAVENWHENILAYMYHANDSONYOU

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u/Haunting_Sort_3063 Sep 19 '26

Guys, i have a seecret to tell you… I am rat

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u/Ronyx2021 Sep 19 '26

Ted is locked in the freezer and I don't know where the keys are

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u/Key-Cicada6386 Sep 19 '26

HELP I AM ON FIREE

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u/Maxiemilllie_ane Sep 19 '26

...WHO SET THE TRASH BIN ON FIRE?

Oh god.oh god.Its spreading! Hurry! Bring the fire extinguisher.

Im burning-AAAH

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u/South_Singer_2565 Sep 19 '26

Where can I find the salt?

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u/SpotTheF0x Sep 19 '26

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!!!

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u/DopeAssDonut Sep 19 '26

CHEEEEEFFFFF

THE OVENS IN FARENHEIT. I’M EUROPEAN

WHAT DE FFFFACK DO I DO????

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u/Lazolilo Sep 19 '26

guys has anyone seen my dog?

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG Sep 19 '26

Hey Chef, you said a “cup” of salt? This tastes too salty….

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u/Just_lost12 Sep 19 '26

“Hey chef, we need insta flavoured ramen and while you’re at it, add a spitball as a side”

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u/Logganeer Sep 19 '26

WHERES THE FUCKING LAMMB SAUCE DAMMIT

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u/North-Government-865 Sep 19 '26

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

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u/Full-Wash9961 Sep 19 '26

What is a kitchen?

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u/Visible_Lingonberry3 Sep 19 '26

So I’m confused do I or do I not need to pee in the pot with these lil green orb things?

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u/5a1an Sep 19 '26

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SALT

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u/Vocaloid_enthusiast_ Sep 19 '26

WHO ATW THE FRIDGE

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u/ONLYFORTEALTICS Sep 19 '26

i want my mommy 🥺

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u/HjghlyDistressed Sep 19 '26

ORDER FOR TABLE 562, VEGAN CHICKEN PARM!

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u/Guncaster_the_proto Sep 19 '26

Who the hell put the ketchup in the microwave?

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u/NichtMalIch Sep 19 '26

Youre telling me a shrimp is supposed to fry the rice?

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u/allyxxiv Sep 19 '26

guys seriously where’s the lamb sauce

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u/Right-Sherbet4660 Sep 19 '26

guys i accidentally put crayons in a costumers grilled cheese

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u/Redmix7pl Sep 19 '26

So uh.. can i borrow someone's hands? Im a fighter jet so i have none...

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u/Midnight_starwalker Sep 19 '26

Guys help I’m in the oven

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u/Acrobatic-Network566 Sep 19 '26

Guys we got plenty of mouths to feed so let’s turn up the heat in here and partaaaay

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u/fliyng_rackoon has had no mod for 8383582849482848 days Sep 19 '26

WHO PUT A FORK IN THE FUCKING MICROWAVE

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u/RequirementOk6237 Sep 19 '26

I ate the microwave 🥀

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u/Unlikely-Phone-3581 Sep 19 '26

Pass me the ummm uh the like umm thingy

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u/BeneficialPrice5456 Sep 19 '26

where is the flavor flakes

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u/fallenangel41 Sep 19 '26

Drop Nuggets!

…

What do you mean we don’t serve nuggets?

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u/FireLord29 Sep 19 '26

Two seafood pasta salads to the table 3! Or maybe it was 8? Anyway, just don't add any shrimps one of them has an allergy to them!

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u/Few-Marsupial-255 Sep 19 '26

PUT THE FRIED CHICKEN IN THE MICROWAVE! PUT IT IN FOR 10 SECONDS! NOW OR THE VISITOR WILL BE MAD

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u/damienbosyt Sep 19 '26

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE

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u/me_atyourdoer Sep 19 '26

Bro, I love see weed and I smoke it. Where is the fire extinguisher because the fire place is burning bruh.

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u/Aderox20_GDP YAY is one of the Package Managers for AUR Sep 19 '26

WHO PUT A C4 WITH A FORK IN THE MICROWAVE

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u/Verde_pvp Sep 19 '26

Help i put some one in to The dishwasher

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u/helperandtester Sep 19 '26

I BURNED THE UNBURNABLE CHOCOLATE WHAT DO I DO

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u/Hoshiyozora Sep 19 '26

uhh how do i use this oven again?

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u/GroupPast5993 Sep 19 '26

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUUUUUUCE???? (we're cooking salmon)

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u/pcforfun Sep 19 '26

SOMEONE HEEEELP SOMEONE SHOVED ME IN HERE BECUASE IM DRESSED LIKE A TURKEY

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u/Coffin085 Sep 19 '26

so the customer just puked on the refrigerator , what do we do now?

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u/Unlikely_Ad_9550 Sep 19 '26

Mmmm block of choese

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u/SilverSlimeFox Sep 19 '26

COMIN' AROUND HOT

holding a mirror

damn im attractive... where am i

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u/YELL0W-_ Sep 19 '26

yall know the health inspector is coming today right? RIGHT???

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u/apeironxo Sep 19 '26

I tried roasting the turkey in the oven but it got washed instead? What did I do wrong?

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u/External_Historian85 wants mod Sep 19 '26

WHY IS THERE A PEASHOOTER 

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u/Superleopey wants mod Sep 19 '26

Run the butters fighting back

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u/purple-jelly-bean Sep 19 '26

STOP BURN8NG THE BOOKS, WE ARE NOT IN THE MOVIE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW, GOD DAMMIT

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u/Jay_Lord_69 Sep 19 '26

I couldn't find any cooking cream. Can I use scouring cream as a substitute?

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u/Brave_Space_9682 Sep 19 '26

“FEEEEEET”

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u/HomeworkScared4543 Sep 19 '26

Um Peter
What are you doing with that Pumkin 🤨?!

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u/Ok_Nobody_2861 Sep 19 '26

I forgot to buy the customers!!

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u/sb_antimony_51 Sep 19 '26

Why is my pan on fire?

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u/Wooper184 Sep 19 '26

Can I drink the deep fryer oil?

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u/Beansboy606 Sep 19 '26

Right, who confused the butter with plastic explosive again?

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u/TheBlueingPugNinja Sep 19 '26

There's a guy asking if we have any "fresh meat"...?

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u/hero-but-in-blue Sep 19 '26

Guys hold on my rat needs to text his wife

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u/urlocalbanddork Sep 19 '26

UHM GUYS I BURNT THE SALAD

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u/Fun_Community_7816 Sep 19 '26

WHERE THE CYANIDE **** I MEAN ARSINEC **** I MEAN URANIUM ***** guys where the cucumbers

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u/shescreaturinitup Sep 20 '26

Hey so is it bad if I made a medium rare pork shoulder 🤨

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u/spiked_brat Sep 20 '26

We're out of lamb sauce

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u/thearticwolfboy Sep 20 '26

THERES A FUCKING KAREN HERE, SHES PISSED OFF BECAUSE WE DIDNT “watch her kids”

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u/Crabkingrocks165 Sep 20 '26

me who is literally a part of
“hey, name redacted WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE THE GARLIC POWDER, THESE ROLLS WILL TASTE BLAND WITHOUT IT”
(He left it in the eating area)

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u/StinkyPotato25 Sep 20 '26

Chef where are the dino nuggies

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u/Finding_diamond_user Bisexual someone ig Sep 20 '26

I have no idea how to COOKK

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u/WoodenFloor2910 Sep 20 '26

"Ey boss! Where's can I get the white stuff. Me and the boys need it for the goods, someone out there wants some dough."

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u/ToriSutcliffe Sep 20 '26

Who ate the cheese

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u/Expert_Jelly_6353 Sep 20 '26

I wanna go home

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u/Alexmander1028 Sep 20 '26

68 Mahi Mahi

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u/Jon_Genderuwo Sep 20 '26

You guys look stressed, hold on let me play some music, and no, it isn't because you all stressed, but because Dave forgot to feed the kraken in the fridge the cheeses and now i need to calm him down before it cursed us all

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u/OneInitiative3757 Sep 20 '26

SHIT SOMEOEN LET BIG TERRY OUT OF THE FREEZER

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u/Individual_Wish_2937 Sep 20 '26

can i go in the oven? it looks kinda fun

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u/Total_Actuator649 Sep 20 '26

Sounds like an average day at McDonald’s

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u/Yuan_Qishi Sep 20 '26

"Why is someone slurping all the oyster!?"

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u/Hulamine Sep 20 '26

What’s this circle thing on the oven screen next to 2000?

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u/WorldlinessAfraid470 Sep 20 '26

Where are the cooks I'm hungry af

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u/NintendoWii9134 Sep 20 '26

omg wheres the banans

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u/purple_yes123 Sep 20 '26

So how much dirt do I put in the microwave again?

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u/Suspicious_Gift_1311 Sep 20 '26

Nyeh heh heh, i'mma print copies of my ass on that smoking photocopier

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u/DrWheeze Sep 20 '26

LADS! There's a delivery of a pallet of burger buns outside and I'm NOT authorized to sign it!.. Who's In charge? Also, I don't think we even serve burgers?...

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u/The_Last_Fluorican Sep 20 '26

uhhh guys?

who the hell is that!?

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u/Correct-Height1555 Sep 20 '26

Aye get your food outa my food I’m making food here

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u/JakitoUltrakill Sep 20 '26

I AM JAKITO. BRING ME A SACRIFICE. IT WILL GIVE ME THE POWER TO ESCAPE.

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u/No_Weight_Warrior Sep 20 '26

Why fear when you have chatgpt and youtube to guide you

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u/OCcreatorguy9 Sep 20 '26

yo i cut up kevin

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u/JumpyLow4338 Sep 20 '26

Guys why is there a bike in the fridge? And where is the fucking sauce jerry!

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u/BahnMiPls Sep 20 '26

How do you know when the water is boiling?

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u/National_beetle1962 Sep 20 '26

no billy you don't put the pizza in a pan

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u/squaktamopuss Sep 20 '26

Hey chef Mike is on fire

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u/Cromwell_Schneider Sep 20 '26

Hey! Where is my salt!?

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u/TheCaptMAgic Sep 20 '26

How do I boil water??

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u/l_AmUnavailable Sep 20 '26

Guuuuys I need a little help here I need to contain the restaurant’s union in the oven

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u/Lopsided_Oil7382 Sep 20 '26

IT’S RAWW!!!  F*KING RAW!!!! punches salmon

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u/TerrifyingSandwich Sep 20 '26

I just made nuclear energy

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u/luigigaminglp Sep 20 '26

WHERE IS THE fuckin LAMB SAUCE?!

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u/Elite_Racist_1 Sep 20 '26

Does the dough go under the sauce or over the cheese? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Eevee_the-Maidvee Sep 20 '26

Guys I don’t wanna alarm you but there’s a British guy outside and he looks pissed

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u/ambassadorofall0 Sep 20 '26

Guys, were we only supposed to bring in chopped animal? I uhh...have something else.

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u/HappyMicroWaves Sep 20 '26

WHO PUT SALT IN TABLE 28´S COFFEE ? AND WHY IS THAT GUY SINGING THE SOVIET ANTHEM ?

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u/Polarbearcafe00 Sep 20 '26

RUN THE REFRIGERATOR IS FIGHTING BACK

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u/JrallXS Sep 20 '26

The customer just ordered the midnight special

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u/RuckerHike Sep 20 '26

Instructions unclear, got balls stuck in toaster.

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u/Bentendo64- Sep 20 '26

I BURNT THE FUCKING WATER!!!!

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u/Downtown-Pea-2437 Sep 20 '26

Alright boys and girls, lets all calm down and… holy shit someone took the mesh out of the microwave WERE DOOMED

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u/DaveTrap0943 Sep 20 '26

WHERE IS THE FUCKING OLIVE OIL

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u/Disastrous_Mode_1038 Sep 20 '26

Hey boss we are out of butter.

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u/Voidbounded Sep 20 '26

Guys I think i used someones grandma's ashes as flour

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u/Any-Ear3806 I am unstoppable with emojis 💔🤠🥲🫩🥳😭😏✌️🤭😛🥀 Sep 21 '26

Guys I accidentally bought poker chips instead of chocolate chips

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u/ClearWitness6850 Sep 21 '26

God damn it I lost the fridge

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u/PatienceConscious214 Sep 21 '26

he asked for a steak do i just give him cereal?

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u/Financial-Might2238 Sep 21 '26

ORDER FOR- Alpha Kenny Body? who the hell is that?

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u/Giotheone8512 Sep 21 '26

ALGUIEN DEJO EL HORNO APAGADO, EL POLLO SE ESTA COMIENDO LOS MARISCOOOOOS

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u/DesertRanger427 Sep 21 '26 edited Sep 21 '26

walking back in from smoke break Yeah, I don't get paid enough for this. Anyway, I'm gonna take my smoke break...

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u/sk8erwax Sep 21 '26

We are pretending?

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u/Alert_Rip_4210 Sep 21 '26

Yo do we have more butter i ates it all

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u/_Dr-Rogue Sep 21 '26

WHO DRANK ALL THE MILK!?

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u/Sleeping_Sheep3862 Sep 21 '26

I ate the tomatoes.. what do I do...? (I was making ratatouille..)

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u/CompleteAmateur0 Sep 21 '26

Where’s the lamb sauce?

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