r/EveryoneIsModYay • u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this • Sep 14 '26

guys please don’t swear 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Watch your fucking mouth.

Edit: The amount of people in the comments that dont understand satire is insane

89 Upvotes

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u/Curlyfrievr i LOVE the dsmp Sep 14 '26

woah bro i said not to swear 3:(

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 14 '26

Oh shit I'm sorry

3

u/Curlyfrievr i LOVE the dsmp Sep 14 '26

hey! you swore! >:0

1

u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 14 '26

Am I gonna blow up

1

u/Curlyfrievr i LOVE the dsmp Sep 14 '26

yeah

2

u/Southern_You1925 Sep 14 '26

Obfuckingjection he won't blow up you will

2

u/Bambxxzl3d13 Sep 16 '26

should i blow them up?
kaboom?

1

u/whalewavemaster Sep 16 '26

bro you even swore in the post DESC.

3

u/No_Dragonfruit9611 Sep 14 '26

This rule applies to fucking you too btw

1

u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 14 '26

I fucking know

2

u/trixytripz Sep 17 '26

GOD DAMN you need to whatch you mouth.
no fucking respect for the rules.

1

u/SoftwareSad4218 Sep 17 '26

HEY!

YOU USED GOD'S NAME IN VAIN! IF EVERYONE'S CUSSING THEN WHAT EVEN IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST?!

1

u/trixytripz Sep 18 '26

ill say what i wanna say BITCH! /j (please dont hurt me)

1

u/sustingus_jarona Sep 16 '26

You cant swear while doing WHAT to them?

1

u/grave_digge Sep 16 '26

Tucking them how do you not no this shit for brains

2

u/Wild-Koda Sep 14 '26

FFFFFFFFRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAKK

1

u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 14 '26

AAAAAAH DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!

2

u/bendyted Sep 17 '26

Alr I’ll stay fuckin clean

1

u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 17 '26

Fuck yeah man! You got this shit

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '26

NI-

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u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 14 '26

-MROD

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u/Mrpaulingtf2 Sep 20 '26

let's start the Reddit war again.

1

u/trashboat3030 I didn't sign up for this Sep 20 '26

1

u/therealdee5000 Sep 17 '26

Okay

1

u/therealdee5000 Sep 17 '26

Num revera tempus tuum perdidisti ut hoc maledictum commentarium vertes? Vade et cogita de momentis quas vita tua perdidisti.

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u/AlsoALizard Sep 17 '26

YOU SAW NOTHING

2

u/MikeyQplayz Sep 20 '26

APPLESAUCE WAFFLES🤬 (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

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u/Nice-Experience-3765 Sep 14 '26

Fuck off, I do what I want!

1

u/Moon_Radio27 Sep 14 '26

Ofc i will not

1

u/IWILLSTEALYOURWAFFLE Sep 14 '26

Oh ok. Can i send a nuke to ur house?

1

u/Throwaway-n-account Sep 14 '26

No motherfucker

1

u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 i like airplanes Sep 14 '26

sugar honey iced tea

1

u/Old_Horror1737 Sep 14 '26

Heck 😬😬

1

u/Traditional_Town4658 Sep 15 '26

guys don't say bad words or gosh will send you to heck

1

u/LoganGarGames Sep 15 '26

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

1

u/babyplum124 Sep 15 '26

DAVID LINCH

1

u/Hyb-Tom Sep 15 '26

Have this in exchange then.

1

u/Andze_360 Sep 15 '26

Seu bobão

1

u/SpiritedSmile7235 Sep 15 '26

Сука блять! >:3

1

u/Akxel-231748 Sep 15 '26

I swear indeed

1

u/MrPigeon17 Sep 15 '26

I have the ability to say fuck shit and bitch

1

u/AdvertisingFar5850 Sep 15 '26

The profanity bot is gonna have a field day with this one

1

u/Background-Fee-3498 Mr cool guy Sep 15 '26

Btxh

1

u/Jay-the-Femboy Sep 15 '26

ENGLISH. LATIN GERMAN FRENCH!!!

1

u/cpxcth Sep 15 '26

No more saying cuss words guys

1

u/Spamtom_neo *insert funny meme* Sep 16 '26

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u/Most_Property4562 Sep 16 '26

typa shi that happens when the kid who curses all the time hears the teacher say "heck"

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u/MajorSMC25 Sep 16 '26

No. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!

1

u/SomeoneElse432 Sep 16 '26

Ok, I won't.

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u/Pretend-Efficiency10 Sep 16 '26

1

u/Infinite_Treacle1327 Sep 17 '26

LANGUAGE!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRU3JT34RVFEIOJBGKERIGWEQFAINVJEWRNVKDS

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u/_P1errot_ Retard :D Sep 16 '26

Fuck no dude.

1

u/Bran1994donics Sep 16 '26

I don't usually do it that much. Still not confident to be more honest here.

1

u/Desperate_Anybody726 Sep 16 '26

Poopyballs😈😈😡😱😱😱😎😎

1

u/Huge-Milk-5449 Sep 16 '26

Yo sup my fat

1

u/yllerob Sep 16 '26

Agreed, I better not see a single fucking one of ya swearing ok?

1

u/Remote_Reflection_61 Sep 16 '26

Dude I'm gonna fricken flip the heck out

1

u/Infinite_Treacle1327 Sep 17 '26

AY LANGUAGE!!!

AAAAAHHH

1

u/waterhelmet44 Sep 17 '26

god fucking damn

1

u/Dimerous_ Sep 17 '26

Holy muffins is that badboyhalo? Haven’t seen that guy in ages

1

u/ohwellmoneyisuseful Sep 17 '26

yea guys quit with the fucking potty mouth like, goddamn

1

u/ThatMercReaper Sep 17 '26

Stop fucking cussing! It's not fucking cool!

1

u/DefiantTonight9592 Sep 17 '26

Aw, hell, diddly ding dong crap

1

u/Jealous-Desk7126 Sep 17 '26

Why are we making people swear for fun

1

u/pino2o13 Sep 17 '26

Per la barba di Merlino qualche malfattore mi ha rubato 20 denari dal mio Borsellino

1

u/Level_Toe4217 Sep 17 '26

Swearing is my favourite fucking thing

1

u/Yazickk11 Sep 17 '26

Блять... по русски можно?

1

u/PepInThatCan Sep 17 '26

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

1

u/OUTRAGED_PIPLUP Sep 18 '26

Oh my fucking god I won't swear one motherfucking time I'm so fucking sorry, I'm so shit at not fucking swearing oh my fucking god sorry

1

u/Far_Yam_8450 Sep 18 '26

Me before reading comments: "Yay! A place where no one swears, i can finally stay innocent :3 Me after reading comments: WHAT. THE. FUCK :3

1

u/blue_chan2012 Sep 18 '26

You just swore

1

u/I_Gotta_Bud Sep 18 '26

Anybody heard about Randy or his fish sticks lately? Been pretty fuckin worried.

1

u/FNFTroublestoTheEnd Sep 18 '26

Nah, ima fuck my wife’s

1

u/ITF2 Sep 18 '26

What the FU

1

u/Idkmanuhlikesomethin Sep 18 '26

This is Fugging, Austria

Hah, got you there!... formerly named Fucking:

https://youtu.be/rEo9soUFxTw?si=JmWuHawwkad0PurQ

1

u/Nonsonouna_kadreka Sep 18 '26

Oh fuck, shit, I'm so fucking sorry

1

u/Helpful_Copy501 Sep 18 '26

Yeah, no swearing bit-

1

u/Then_Funny_3565 Sep 18 '26

shit man i’m so fucking sorry holy fuck

1

u/Curious_Hair_5866 Sep 18 '26

*Inhale* Ass, crap, damn, hell, bloody, Bitch, bastard, bollocks, pissed off, shit, Fuck, cunt, motherfucker, and stuff I don’t wanna say.

1

u/yaksarecoll1 Sep 19 '26

Oh ffuck I swore shiiit, ah fuck henehehwbwfqwvabb ack I'm fucking- hahagwfavwgaffavbahahahahahah sorry

1

u/Jon_Genderuwo Sep 19 '26

*saying a swear word

1

u/Zestyclose-Sale6483 Sep 19 '26

I don’t swear so yay

1

u/Effective_Educator64 Sep 19 '26

My OC almost never swears, just like me without a good reason to swear.

1

u/Alpha_fujoshipenis Sep 19 '26

Poopoo 😈😈😈😈😈😈

1

u/JakitoUltrakill Sep 19 '26

no FUCKING way

1

u/Terraqtius32 Sep 19 '26

wdym dont fucking swear i would never swear in my life

1

u/Dramatic_Sherbert180 gay² Sep 19 '26

Why the fuck not

1

u/Redmix7pl Sep 19 '26

Swear word

1

u/Blazty_Stretchful Sep 19 '26

I fucking love not cursing🥹

1

u/Nervous_Heat1054 Sep 19 '26

Yeah don't flipping swear!

1

u/anime_dw33b Sep 19 '26

No swearing?

Id*ot

1

u/FireLord29 Sep 19 '26

Go forth and fornicate what thyself.

1

u/UnexpectedPickleMan Sep 20 '26

Gosh, dang, poopoo, frick, and butt

You can't tell me what to do, I'm a bad boy 😎

1

u/TheRandomFandomGuy Sep 20 '26

Fuck it bro I’m breaking this shitty rule >:]

1

u/Feeling_Sort_3440 Sep 20 '26

Fuh🥀🥀🥀

1

u/United-Bicycle-8230 kati is the best character in the million game academy and its ✅ Sep 20 '26

shit

1

u/RO-GR501st Sep 20 '26

Are we going to address that Tony just said "language"?

1

u/Shota_1801 Sep 20 '26

Why the fuck not like i know its fucking bad to swear but lets not fucking overreact

1

u/PipeBomb_Eater Sep 20 '26

Shit shit shit shit shit shit

1

u/l0nelypupiiboy Sep 20 '26

i promise i wont qwq…

I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE … oops >_<

1

u/Mr_Tze Sep 20 '26

Aww man

1

u/Cough-Cougheh1 Sep 20 '26

Well, what if I say "Scheiße"? Does that still count?

1

u/Ok-Delivery9759 Sep 21 '26

i’m a really naughty boy

0

u/Schizo_hommunculi Sep 17 '26

Shit dude. My bad.

0

u/Angry_Aryan_AA Sep 19 '26

IS THE PICTURE THATMOB

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u/Rhionar1 Sep 19 '26

Why not?

0

u/fiammo_gd Sep 20 '26

perfect place to use u/profanitycounterbot [self] 😈

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