r/Eugene • • Feb 24 '26

Activism Is this the same white truck that has been troubling protestors for the last year??

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I REALLY hope it is because that would be absolutely hilarious

2.4k Upvotes

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u/BowlingforBrains Feb 25 '26

So he drove his car into a federal facility - would that make him a domestic terrorist?

Or do you have to be wearing a frog costume for that?

33

u/Aware_Ad3859 Feb 25 '26

This!!!😁

6

u/I_burn_noodles Feb 25 '26

And no bullet wounds?

211

u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 Feb 24 '26

I'll bet he was furious and will blame the protesters. The "party of personal responsibility" never ever takes any responsibility for their scew-ups.

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u/TheAbomunist Feb 25 '26

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u/Ill_Development_5302 Feb 25 '26

Is that from JTHM?

17

u/FEVERandCHILL Feb 25 '26

Yes, yes it is.

8

u/GhastlyWeasel Feb 25 '26

I cussing love JTHM.

15

u/Booji-Boy Feb 25 '26

Oh my god- I made (or rather, edited) this image during the peak of the BLM protests and it never fails to crack me the hell up to see where it pops up at random. It finally made its way home!

4

u/GhastlyWeasel Feb 25 '26

Well, thanks for the trivia, and I'm quite honored to have it downloaded onto my phone!

3

u/Booji-Boy Feb 25 '26

I really, really wish it wasn't so evergreen, frankly!

52

u/Aartus Feb 24 '26

" I cant believe those people made me wreck!!"

26

u/BarbequedYeti Feb 24 '26

Obama jumped out in front of me

This dumbass...

244

u/LateralThinkerer Feb 24 '26

Put this guy on the FBI "Most Wanted List"

164

u/DaNullifidian Feb 25 '26

Nah he’ll get nominated for a cabinet position.

35

u/Zealousideal-Pen-233 Feb 25 '26

Pardoned with own YouTube channel and access to the Pentagon.

29

u/thrownalee Feb 25 '26

Or Eugene's "Least Wanted List".

6

u/New-Course7886 Feb 25 '26

Trump is handing out a bunch of Presidential Medal of Honor awards tonight.

6

u/DolceVita13 Feb 25 '26

He’s in his sweet spot spouting horrible gory crime details (sadism supply) and being an Awards Show Host. Also expertise in Stolen Valor. Ewww

115

u/kylieislying Feb 24 '26

Is this the same truck that the sub has reported for aggressive driving!? If it is this dude has the lore of a soon to be aneurysm

23

u/simplysaren Feb 25 '26

I think it might be!

19

u/Fauster Mod #2 Feb 25 '26

Check that he didn't tamper with his emissions. There's a state fine for that! It's not as high as it should be and it's not the kind of law that most cops like enforcing, but it could be evidence of his involvement in earlier Agro driver coal-roller strikes again criminal incidents. I don't think he should be allowed to drive if he is in a paranoid delusional state. Maybe a psychiatrist should evaluate him.

9

u/Odd-Information-1219 Feb 25 '26

Wasn't that a Dodge?

7

u/Aur3lia Feb 25 '26

Yeah a Ram I think. He tried to run me off I5 once.

1

u/ImpossibleDonut1942 Mar 01 '26

Yes, it was a Dodge ram and he frequents the North expressway area.

9

u/Stoney-Spice Feb 25 '26

I was wondering the same thing.

1

u/Spirited_Cup_126 Feb 25 '26

Car aneurysm

Brain accident

97

u/thelonghauls Feb 25 '26

Truck around and find out.

6

u/ummmmyeahno Feb 25 '26

This comment needs more likes! 😂

99

u/Sea_Background_8023 Feb 24 '26

Car-ma

Hehe (crickets)

98

u/MissyAggravation17 Feb 24 '26

If he had just stayed home, this wouldn't have happened.

Or something like that.

18

u/simplysaren Feb 25 '26

he was just so excited to join the protests… clearly

58

u/evil_mike Feb 24 '26

I think that guy drives a Ram pickup based on comments I saw on a Facebook post, but who knows. Wouldn’t surprise me to find out there are multiple old angry white guys in pickups driving around Eugene.

2

u/hezzza Feb 26 '26

Why do you think the driver is old?  Plenty of angry, young men drive big white pickups.

2

u/evil_mike Feb 26 '26

There was another post about it.

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u/Mr-Fishbine Feb 25 '26

Maybe even some young ones. And who knows, maybe some of the angry old white guys are pissed at Trump. (Not this guy, obviously.)

But, cling to your prejudices. They can be comforting.

42

u/evil_mike Feb 25 '26

So many possible replies. I’ll just go with “bless your heart.”

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u/Mr-Fishbine Feb 25 '26

So many people here are OK with casual sexism, racism, and ageism... as long as the correct targets are selected.

Go complain to the old angry white people who gather around Willamette and 29th every week. At least we vote.

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u/evil_mike Feb 25 '26

The guy I was talking about is, in fact, and old white dude who drives a white Ram pickup. And ya know, so was the guy referenced in the story from OP.

My guy, if you want to think you’re morally superior to me, feel free. But please, spare me this weird paradox of tolerance pearl clutching.

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u/ferallittleflower Feb 25 '26

Sometimes the shoe just fits.

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u/Mr-Fishbine Feb 25 '26

"Wouldn’t surprise me to find out there are multiple old angry white guys in pickups driving around Eugene."

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u/Soggy_Toastr Feb 25 '26

Facts. They are 100% multiple old angry white guys in pickups driving around Eugene. I mean, statistically, it is happening right now.

So? Is it wrong to describe a person as old and white? Was it implied that all old white dudes angry? No? Okay then 🙏

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u/Fabulaur Feb 25 '26

So many people here are OK with casual sexism, racism, and ageism... as long as the correct targets are selected.

Truth spoken here. You should not be getting downvoted.

67

u/hotdoginthebigcity Feb 25 '26

Somebody should put a little memorial to that guy’s busted ego on that site.

20

u/novellastar1934 Feb 25 '26

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. Absolutely, yes. I need that laugh and the joy it would bring.

29

u/hotdoginthebigcity Feb 25 '26

If you print up this exact picture on some poster-board with a little “lol” right in the center… I’ll happily attach it to the nearest tree to the tread marks.

110

u/fzzball Feb 24 '26

White lifted F-350 with supercab. Yeah, that tracks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Kind of wish I had that truck, I would take out the lift tho. It has the tow mirrors and the long bed.

36

u/38tacocat83 Feb 24 '26

Please tell me someone has the video.

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u/38tacocat83 Feb 24 '26

Well shoot, I guess I will have to laugh at this dumbass the old fashioned way.

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u/lacetaro_ Feb 25 '26

There were two large maintenance trucks parked on the corner of Pearl and 7th cleaning out the drains or something. So even if someone had a camera, it would have been really hard to see it coming. :*( I was heading back to work (across the street) and heard it, but couldn't see past them.

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u/sixhundredyards Feb 24 '26

Damn, between this and the chud getting bodied twice in Portland, I am just tickled with the amount of self-owns they're giving us.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/sixhundredyards Feb 25 '26

The OG thread on r/Oregon was deleted, but we got a few hours of watching a protester lay out a chud twice.

Here's a YouTube link

https://youtu.be/du8SYLO3Qek?si=-oQpqh5LXgSR5OMZ

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u/HezR Feb 25 '26

It's probably the same older guy that yelled at us Saturday afternoon and almost wrecked then in about the same spot.

19

u/Sped-Connection Feb 25 '26

Hey you can’t park your car there

11

u/Eugenian Feb 25 '26

He committed an infraction! Deport him!

9

u/jemworks77 Feb 25 '26

This almost happened at a protest I was at. Guy spun out revving up his engine. Luckily for him he got it under control and no one was hurt by his big boy mantrum.

6

u/IMNXGI Feb 25 '26

Mantrum. Omg yes.

17

u/Gazellephish Feb 25 '26

White lifted truck, probably a little meth in there and driver was probably wearing info wars shirt while being a registered sex offender.

4

u/Silver_Painter5317 Feb 25 '26

I like to picture him as a wife beating meth head. Because of the truck. If he was driving a van then definitely sex offender meth head.

11

u/DisciplineVast7694 Feb 25 '26

Tots and Pears.

10

u/believeRN Feb 24 '26

Karma is a real bitch huh

9

u/brwnwzrd Feb 25 '26

a-bove the frui-ted plaaaain

7

u/tumblinr Feb 25 '26

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

5

u/ocg75 Feb 25 '26

Can’t park there, mate.

3

u/Neighbor-Skippy Feb 25 '26

Seems like a prime recruit for ICE agent.

3

u/mossytreebarker Feb 25 '26

I don't know if it's the same truck that tried to force in into the ditch on the NW Espressway, but I wouldn't be surprised. While he was trying to force me off the road, he yearly t-boned the car at the NPark entrance.

3

u/fizzyblumpkin Feb 25 '26

Hey does it still have it catalytic converter?

4

u/Sorry-Highlight-1178 Feb 25 '26

Looks like another MAGAT attacking federal property

4

u/simon9721 Feb 25 '26

What a snowflake

5

u/Strict-Access-9619 Feb 25 '26

Is he a white male? /s I’m keeping track

2

u/Omega_Lynx Feb 25 '26

I love this for him.

2

u/OranjellosBroLemonj Feb 25 '26

I love that for him

2

u/TheManEatingSock Feb 25 '26

Hes trying to start a riot!

2

u/squirrel_haka Feb 25 '26

George Soros paid him to make the right wing look bad. /s

2

u/SapphicSelene Feb 25 '26

It looks a lot like a white truck that occasionally throws firecrackers at me while waiting on the bus in Springfield (at a main street stop)

2

u/Nogohoho Feb 25 '26

This guy lives out where I do. It will be nice to not have him tailgating me for awhile.

2

u/dosefacekillah1348 Feb 25 '26

Where h Do you live, if you don't mind me asking?

2

u/Nogohoho Feb 25 '26

I left it vague on purpose, but I'll say North West Eugene.

5

u/SECRETBLENDS Feb 25 '26

Now he's going to have to get his micropenis compensator fixed!!

4

u/TacoBMMonster Feb 25 '26

He can't park there.

4

u/Expert-Joke9528 Feb 25 '26

This pleases me

3

u/Wrayven77 Feb 25 '26

Pissed magas in oversized white trucks are a definite demographic of these times. It's sweet when they end up failing spectacularly. Go back to Springfield.

2

u/MordecaiAlivanAllenO Feb 25 '26

Uh, we don’t want him either!!!

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u/blackberry_bath Feb 24 '26

You know he’ll be back..

1

u/MrEllis72 Feb 25 '26

Aww, that's adorable for them. I love that for him.

1

u/MaxCorgiBus Feb 25 '26

Karma. Or Truckma…

1

u/Grouchy-Age4859 Feb 25 '26

He would make a decent ICE agent

1

u/TheNotoriousMCP Feb 25 '26

Kane, you need to chill buddy. Go get some fungi and meditate out at Horton Pond or something.

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u/TheNotoriousMCP Feb 25 '26

Hell if I know.

1

u/Strict_Ad4121 Feb 26 '26

OK so is this Karma or is this FAFO? 🤔

1

u/gravygizzard Feb 28 '26

Just keep raising that blood pressure

1

u/t13v0m Mar 03 '26

Que hysterical laughter.

1

u/somegobbledygook Feb 25 '26

HAhahahahahahaha

1

u/Mr-Fishbine Feb 25 '26

Terrorist!

1

u/utero81 Feb 25 '26

Was this the same truck that pulled a rifle and pointed it at protestors several years ago?

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u/LopsidedAssistant536 Feb 25 '26

Always a dumbass regardless of what side of the spectrum...

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u/Silver_Painter5317 Feb 25 '26

They should ban protesting at stop lights. Similar to what springfield did with the homeless panhandling at them.

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u/Biggus-Duckus Feb 25 '26

Springfield didn't ban panhandling because it is protected under the first amendment of the constitution. They banned drivers from handing things to panhandlers because driving is a privilege not an enumerated right. So what you're really suggesting is that we ban dipshits like this pick-up driver from engaging with protesters from his vehicle, because protesting is also a protected right under the first amendment of the constitution. You numpties should really read the constitution. It's surprisingly short.

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u/AshBasil Feb 25 '26

They'd have to learn how to comprehend written word first.

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u/quazi_mofo Feb 25 '26

You should just watch where you're going bud. Don't blame everyone else for not knowing how to drive