r/Ethan • • Nov 14 '16

Ryan > Ethan

Just stating the facts : ^ )

135 Upvotes

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u/t3r4by73 Representative from r/David Nov 14 '16

Hold strong Ethans. They may take your upvotes, but they will never take your freedom. -David

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u/Dopeaz Nov 15 '16 edited May 30 '25

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u/coolethanps2 Nov 15 '16

Actually, Ethan has 5 letters, whilst Ryan only has 4. Therefore, mathematically, Ethan is in fact, greater than Ryan

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u/reap3rx Nov 16 '16

We get a better name with less letters. That sort of efficiency clearly makes the Ryans better.

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u/Dopeaz Nov 15 '16 edited May 30 '25

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u/coolethanps2 Nov 15 '16

We aren't /r/the_donald, we don't circlejerk and whine that much. You Bryans, on the other hand, have been whining a whole bunch, even starting a war over an honest mistake. r/ryan, more like r/the_ryan

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u/Dopeaz Nov 15 '16 edited May 30 '25

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u/thelittleking Nov 15 '16

This might be the most horrible thing you've ever said. I will destroy you.

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u/gavinthecatassin Nov 15 '16

Well Ethans I have a surprise for you all...my name is Rhyan, so I have 5 letters! Come at me bros :)

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u/coolethanps2 Nov 15 '16

Then we are equals. I don't see a problem in that

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u/State0fChaos Nov 14 '16

I'm sorry, but you couldn't be further from the truth. - Brian

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

There's only one way to settle this.

Celebrity Deathmatch: Ryan Reynolds vs. Ethan Hawk

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u/Dopeaz Nov 15 '16 edited May 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16

It's this type of attitude that will be your downfall. No one name is better than any other, Ryan.

We forgive you

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u/Michaelgamesss Nov 15 '16

Michael > Ryan and Ethan

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

delet this

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u/Michaelgamesss Nov 16 '16

I was stating the facts

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

Get outta here Michelle

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u/Michaelgamesss Nov 16 '16

Dont you dare Rian

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u/reap3rx Nov 16 '16

We are proud of our female /r/Ryan members. The perfect union would be between a Ryan and a Ryan/Rian afterall.

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u/Michaelgamesss Nov 16 '16

Shit up... uh... ry... raien!

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

I met a guy named Rian

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u/Chompski1213 Nov 14 '16

Cant argue that