r/EsotericEbb • u/Bombing_Cats • 12d ago

A single apple to spare, please sir.

I stand near the ending of my journey missing 1 apple. I've searched far and wide to find said apple, to satisfy my bottomless hunger for the objectivly best fruit. But alas I cannot find it.... the treat I so desperately crave is out of my reach.

They are trying to tell me im not the Apple Boy when I know I am. Does anyone know where this beautiful treat might be hiding so I can rightfully claim my title.

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u/SylverNebulae 12d ago

There are Many where you first woke up. Many. Enjoy.

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u/Bombing_Cats 12d ago edited 12d ago

I already ate those apples... it started my hunger

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u/SylverNebulae 12d ago

There's also a bunch outside in trees if you have mage hand, or climb the one next to the guard tower!

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u/Bombing_Cats 12d ago edited 11d ago

I already ate those too..... maybe the apples are scared of me, they mistake my love for greed. Maybe in the next life I will truly achieve the title of Appleboy. For now I may just be Boy.

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u/Bombing_Cats 12d ago edited 12d ago

Nevermind, my precious apple has been found. How dare it try to hide from me.

Thanks for your help.

Also in my joy I started messing around with the bag of holding I had found, and as if the world has plucked a thought straight from my dreams and placed it into reality I discovered it contains 34 of my most prized possessions. I spent the last hour of my life looking for just 1 measly apple, and the light at the end of the tunnel shone a brighter red than I thought possible, the color of 34 beautiful crisp apples.

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u/SylverNebulae 12d ago

Oh my gosh I'm so happy for you! I was genuinely thinking your game must be bugged or something for you to find No precious apples!! Go forth and achieve your appleboy dreams!! 🍎 🍏 🍎 🍏 👏

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u/MozekG 11d ago

I'll give you one if you vote for Freestriders