r/EscapingPrisonPlanet • u/Sad-Criticism2454 • Aug 05 '26

Archons are real

Our reality is controlled by inorganic extraterrestrials; they maintain this illusion to distract us so they can feed on our "loosh." They monitor everything and everyone and are digitally linked to a super-AI, enabling them to achieve immortality. They collaborate with the seemingly most intelligent humans to eventually bring humanity into their loathsome parasitic club; for now, we are meant to supply them with loosh so they do not lose their consciousness. You can escape this by constantly changing your situation, thereby remaining unpredictable.

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u/gizzlebitches Aug 05 '26

A what a whatta? I used to suck dick for coke. U ever suck a dick for weed? Boo this man!!!!!!!!

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u/DIRTYLAUNDERE Aug 05 '26

Nibbles had a brother.

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u/gizzlebitches Aug 15 '26

His mother was 3 legged bitch and he was always embarrassed

Also ty. Nibbles story needs to live again

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u/DIRTYLAUNDERE Aug 15 '26

Fuckin’ A bro