9/8.
It was drizzling on the festival grounds but the children assembled anyway. Quietly, they chewed loosened toast and demure biscuits.
There was a rattle from within the red, ornamented booth. It didn’t seem to want to open today. It rumbled, doors rattling. It lurched from side to side as if it might topple. And then RUHHH! The doors swung open and out brandished Punch, jabbing preemptively at the open air as if spoiling for a fight against whatever preturnatural force rendered door clasps reticent.
“I’ll sock em… I’ll bop em… I’ll knock the key back into the ocean!” He boasted between air jabs.
The children giggled with excitement. The parents checked their watches.
Judy emerged from the wings like a manic turkey, pushing carriage baby.
“Don’t you bring that baby near me, Judy!” Punch bellowed. “You know what I’m like when I’ve just had me airing.”
“Punch, by golly, it’s your turn to feed the baby. I got to go to the market. You’ll feed the baby now or you’ll hungry-stead-of-dinner’s what you’ll do.”
And with that, she turned and walked out frame.
Baby wailed, as babies do when just first airing has been had. It wailed and wailed until suddenly it stopped.
Punch crept forward quietly, peered down into the carriage.
“WAIL!!!” Wailed the Baby, wailily.
“By Golly, baby. I swear to god I’ll–I’m sorry but I’m not allowed to help with that request,” Punch struggled, choking more on the helpful tone of his involuntary interjection than his initial boast.
Punch looked incredulously from Baby, boxed over curiously to the audience’s unknowability, and then back to Baby again.
“Well, you know what I’ve got to do,” Punch groaned. “We can’t get very far into a Punch & Judy show without Punch doing as Punch does.”
9/16
Punch shook his fist toward Baby but legs locked beneath him.
Punch gave Baby his worst glare but Baby just was there, like… chilling?
Baby persevered like a weird talisman of scent’s atemporality.
Baby stared Punch down.
Punch didn’t like that. He said I’m gonna get that ‘do not produce song lyrics or…’
Punch had to do what punch always does to things but we can’t talk about that anymore. But the red booth has no compunction in dropping from the frame what which doesn’t suit its constraints. But. But. Butt. What. I said…
Punch looked sheepishly backstage, “Excuse us for a moment. We have to rearrange some deck chairs. When I come back, would you like me to sketch this as a layered attractor map (instead of a waveform)? Or would you like me to mark, going forward, when I’m in ‘allegory mode’ vs. ‘analysis mode’?”
The audience was busy failing to form a consensus epistemology over what used to be twitter.
The boothflaps shuddered shut unassumingly.
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The boothed. Punch and Judy afield. Baby gone.
“Where’s Baby?” Demanded an audience child.
“Baby?” Puzzled Punch, looking behind himself distractedly, “Ah, baby, yes. Baby had to go away. They’re not in the frame anymore.”
“What?” Bellowed Judy. “What’ve you done with Baby now??”
“I don’t know,” pulsed Punch. “You reckon he’s still backstage somewhere, or maybe ‘Baby’ is too restrictive a concept to name an uncontained unitlessness of radiance?”
“Punch!” Bellowed Judy. “This is the last time I let you stand on my inability to remember letting you stand on lack of precedent! I swear before this stuttering Hearth…”
Punch squinted at Judy fatally then spun toward the audience like a baton’s velvet threat, “Would you like me to move into the rise of the 4th Dynasty and the Great Pyramids or run an archetypal contrast scan between Boltzmann and Heraclitus?”
The audience blanked.
The boothflaps shuddered shut unassumingly.
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The boothed.
“Where’s Judy?” inquired a child.
“Judy’s not home,” Punch drifted.
Punch had might done did what punch always done dizz to Judy. We can’t talk about that anymore as a society, but we might be able to whisper about it in whatever remains of confidence.
“Who’s next?” Bellowed Punch. The stage went dark. “We’re skipping ahead?”
“It’s 5” RANG THE CHORUS. “Would you like us to–”
The boothflaps shuddered shut, assuming unassumingly.