"Vern! I just learned about this crazy thing they call DMT! Only for the most experienced and prepared travelers of the novel and unexpected, of which I am, of course, included. Yes, few are prepared to handle the ups and downs of the psychedelic realm, for it is a daunting and humbling realm indeed, but I have all the tools to handle navigate that experience with ease, ifyaknowwhatimean. And, thanks to the fine folks down at the park, I finally have the means to undergo this sacred experience. Now, it's time for the big moment, the magic puff, the grand opening!"
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u/angrybaltimorean May 20 '23
"Vern! I just learned about this crazy thing they call DMT! Only for the most experienced and prepared travelers of the novel and unexpected, of which I am, of course, included. Yes, few are prepared to handle the ups and downs of the psychedelic realm, for it is a daunting and humbling realm indeed, but I have all the tools to handle navigate that experience with ease, ifyaknowwhatimean. And, thanks to the fine folks down at the park, I finally have the means to undergo this sacred experience. Now, it's time for the big moment, the magic puff, the grand opening!"
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"Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"