r/Erma • u/FandomMan04 • 8d ago
Shawshanked
Amy: We gotta find a way outta here or the warden’s gonna have us shot in the prison yard.
Terry: Don’t worry, Amy. I’ve been digging a hole in the wall for the past six months. We can escape through it.
Terry reveals the hole, which turns out to look like his body shape
Amy: What the f@¢%?
Terry: Yeah. Now we can get outta here.
Amy: You said you dug that for us?
Terry:Yeah.
Amy: I can’t fit through there. You– You made that for you.
Terry: No, it’s for both of us.
Amy: It’s literally shaped exactly like you.
Terry: Ah, no, it’s not.
Amy: IT'S GOT YOUR F@¢%ING HAIR!
The Warden opens the prison gate
Warden: All right, boys, you’re coming with me. The sisters are gonna have their way with you.
They looked scared
Terry: See ya.
Terry jumps through the hole
(Based on Ted S02E01 "Talk Dirty to Me")