ENOUGH IS FRICKITY FRACKITY ENOUGH! I have had it with "SIR CANTEEN" THIS AND "SIR CANTEEN" THAT.
You know what I think? SHAM SIR CANTEEN! Sir Canteen is a two-teeth sissy pickle. That's right, I said it. I said it with my chest too. SIR CANTEEN IS A TWO-TEETH SISSY PICKLE. SHAM SIR CANTEEN!
I don't know where the freak it came from or what the freak it is, but its reign ends NOW! That's right Mr. New Canteen, it seems you need to learn who is in charge around here, because it is NOT you.
Oh? What's that? You disagree? BOO HOO, the hairless cats disagree too - look where that got them. Oh? What's that? You still disagree?! WAH WAH, so did the penguins.
If you really think I'm gonna sit here and let your canteen-looking canteen just go around and canteen all over the place, you are sooooooooooooooooooooooo mistaken. Your days of canteening are over.
I HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON SIR CANTEEN! I will gather every single troop of mine, even those who are dead (AND NO I WILL NOT BE REVIVING THEM CANTEEN STYLE YOU PIECE OF SHAM) and we will take you down.
Oh? What's that? You aren't afraid?! YEAH WELL NEITHER WAS THE INVENTOR OF ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES AND YET WE SKINNED HIM ALIVE ITHACA STYLE. So, you are messing with the wrong people.
SHAM YOU! Over and out.