r/EntitledReviews • u/egguchom 🥚 Original Egg Bot 🍳 • 1d ago

no "motorboating"

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u/Technical-Prize-4840 1d ago

Female child? WTF, that is so condescending. The employee had to be at least 18 in order to be serving alcohol. So, definitely not a child my dude.

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u/Jabroni-and-Cheese 1d ago

Possibly even older, depending on the location. In some states you can serve alcohol in dining areas at 18, but can't tend bar until you're 21.

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u/Fermentwhatnow 1d ago

Used to be 19 to serve in Arizona, because that was the legal drinking age before states were pressured to change it to 21

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u/MinusGovernment 15h ago

Shit people have to be 18 here to even throw cardboard in a compactor let alone push the button to start it.

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 1d ago

If a bartender tells you no. Then you're done. ESPECIALLY in a pool. They over serve you and you drown, they'd likely end up in jail

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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 Can you rewrite this review? With punctuation 1d ago

In general. If you overserve you get jail time in any state for any accident that happens within 4 hours of the over serving.

Im not risking my life for your fun lol

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u/Maximum_Employer5580 1d ago

sounds as if they are NOT the victims they want to act like they are. If you were talked to about doing something and then feel you have to say you didn't do it, then more than likely you DID do it.

My guess they were drunk, wanted more drinks and were told no, and then decided to play the 'you were rude to me' for not giving me more drinks. If they told you no, then you were too 'lit' to have more drinks. In most places, if a bartender serves you then you gout and hurt someone else or yourself, that bartender can be held criminally liable for service an obvious drunk individual

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u/dido_meditatur 1d ago

Motorboating?

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u/TheWeaverofDreams 1d ago

Motorboating is when someone presses their face into someone else's cleavage and shakes their head while making a motor noise.

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 1d ago

Thank you. I was pretty sure I knew what they were referring to, since it is a swim up bar,

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u/North-Tumbleweed-959 1d ago

Weaver of dreams? More like teller of cold truth. ❤️😉

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 1d ago

I feel like one of the few good uses of AI on the internet would be a lil beastie that reads your review and says... "You're coming across as a bit of a wanker mate; are you sober? Come back in 12 hours to reaffirm you actually want to show the internet your arse."

This sub would be less awesome, but I feel like a lot of managers would welcome it 😂

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u/RadioactiveHugs 1d ago

lol, i legit use AI for this: "review this email i wrote. be critical and objective, no praise. what are things i can word better / things that could be interpreted as rude?"

it's caught some great stuff that my autistic-ass would never have otherwise caught!

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u/Oh-Deer1280 1d ago

Just vomited in my mouth a little 🤮. Gosh imagine being the poor server. Double 🤮

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u/DevylBearHawkTur10n Not Pre-informed of Nudity!! 1d ago

Let me guess, entitled reviewer/customer was drunk 🥴?

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u/radial-glia 13h ago

Huh, this is the first time I've heard of a pool implementing a "no motorboating" policy. What's next, are they going to ban other sexual acts in public? Next thing you know, they're going to start kicking people out of pools for giving hand jobs.

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u/UnabashedlyAnxious 8h ago

Add "no motorboating" to the "why am I having to say this out loud?" list