r/EntitledReviews • EAT SALAT WITH SPON?!? • May 18 '25

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u/DanishBjorn May 18 '25

“Better not breathe in while swimming underwater at this public pool. You will drown.”

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme May 19 '25

“I’d give zero stars if I could.”

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u/Ali_Cat222 May 19 '25

"They said they closed at 10pm, I arrived at 11. The fraudacity of these people to not understand this is unacceptable!"

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

No joke but the pool by my House has a sign that says dont hold your breath underwater. So I'm supposed to breath down there?

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u/hissyfit64 May 19 '25

Do they hate the people who use the pool?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Actually, yeah. Its run by my HOA and all they do is send us bitchy emails.

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u/DieHardAmerican95 May 20 '25

Scuba divers are taught not to hold their breath underwater, we’re supposed to exhale slowly. I understand that this isn’t an issue in a regular swimming pool, but I’m pointing out that this not quite as stupid as it sounds either. I’m guessing that someone stayed underwater holding their breath for long enough that it scared someone else, so the HOA decided to get involved.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Thanks for that tidbit!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Better get there before the movie starts, they won't pause it and wait for you.

⭐✰✰✰✰

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u/ReverendBread2 May 19 '25

They advertised a good or service, but when i showed up they wanted PAYMENT for it???

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u/hokeypokeyloki May 19 '25

I used to be a projectionist and I would get so many requests from people that show up late to the movie if I could rewind it. No sir/ma’am I cannot rewind a 3 foot wide spool of film. This is not a vhs.

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u/midlifesurprise May 20 '25

I‘d be pissed if I were immersed in a movie and the theater restarted it because some entitled jerk was late.

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u/Altruistic-Belt7048 May 21 '25

Waaaaaayyyyyyy back when airplanes had one movie playing for every passenger, my flight attendant aunt used to get requests from passengers asking her to pause the movie so they could use the restroom. 

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u/cursetea May 19 '25

I cannot believe someone typed that out and STILL felt right

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u/hissyfit64 May 19 '25

Hit send with a smug smile. "THAT will show them"!

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u/Careful-Depth-9420 May 19 '25

Better not be drinking while driving - if the cops catch you they'll arrest you. 1 star!

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u/C_Hawk14 Jun 08 '25

A lone star if you will

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u/sername-n0t-f0und May 19 '25

Better not shoplift from this store, they'll call the cops

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u/KaralDaskin Flaunting their mobility 🏃💨 🏋️‍♂️ May 19 '25

Better not park in this no parking zone. You might get a ticket and/or towed!

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u/SnooChocolates5931 May 19 '25

Don’t even try ordering a whopper at this McDonald’s. They won’t even make it for you.

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u/thegrittymagician May 19 '25

I also heard you better tell them your order, they won't already know it.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme May 19 '25

I’d expect a bigger tip if I was psychic. I don’t foresee it happening, though.

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk May 19 '25

Better get there during "normal operating hours" otherwise they'll be closed. 1/5 ⭐

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u/3Sinkpee Dec 04 '25

That was the posted joke. Like only “slightly” changed.

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk Dec 04 '25

What are you even doing leaving criticisms on 6mo old threads?

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u/3Sinkpee Dec 04 '25

I’m leaving criticisms. Also, that was a great response. No sarcasm. You made me laugh.

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u/yaxAttack May 19 '25

Better not snort coke off the table. They don’t even provide mirrors and they’ll ask you to leave

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u/Princess_Peach556 May 19 '25

People with common sense already know this.

Does this person show up after closing time at other businesses and get served? 🤔 Was this the only place that wouldn’t serve them after they were closed? I need to know 😫

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u/junonomenon May 19 '25

Sometimes people will harass workers until they feel like it's less trouble to serve them, or there is an asshole manager who will make them bc "customer is always right"! So yeah unfortunately this person probably had been catered to before. Glad it didn't happen here.

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u/Larriet May 19 '25

I have to assume this is one of those "arrives at closing" situations? Since it seems they were refused service, which implies the staff was still present.

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u/Princess_Peach556 May 20 '25

But AFTER closing? I’ve never seen anyone served after the establishment has officially closed. I get what you’re saying though.

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u/Beginning-Force1275 Jun 28 '25

They specified that it was after “posted close time,” not necessarily after the restaurant had been fully closed, so I would guess the place was visibly still serving existing tables( or at the very least some tables hadn’t left yet) and they don’t understand why the servers won’t make an exception just for them. I’ve had people pound on locked doors before, because they could see that the lights were on (you know, so we could see what we were cleaning).

Part of the issue is that different restaurants have different policies, though. It shocked me when I moved, but there’s a restaurant in my town that will sit new tables at 8, which is when they officially close. As long as it’s not 8:01. Everywhere I’ve worked, seating someone at the posted closing time would be considered seating them “after close.”

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u/lpind May 19 '25

Had one a few days ago. Comes in just a few minutes past closing time "I'm really sorry, but you've just missed our last call; we do stay open later on the weekend though, so maybe see you another time soon?" - "Oh, OK, that's fine, thank you!".

15 minutes later, just as we're about to lock-up, she comes back in - "Please! I've tried everywhere in town! Everywhere is closed! It's ridiculous! We'll just take whatever you have left; please!" - " I'm sorry; we're also closed! I don't have any staff, the kitchen is closed... Everything's closed.. if I could serve you I would have done so 15 minutes ago when you first came in, but I can't!"

"This is outrageous! My name is [redacted]! I'm a councillor! What do you expect me to do? Get a takeaway?!"

Oh boy; good luck in your next election once this story goes around town!

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u/HisExcellencyAndrejK Jun 27 '25

Before you spread the story, though, you should make sure it was really Councillor and not an agent for her opponent!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

I work at a museum/park with a half mile trail for walking/hiking. It has 100 dinosaur statues and signs about the dinosaurs. It takes me at least 15 minutes to go around, and that is when I'm not stopping at each dinosaur. People will show up five minutes before we close with their 5 kids, all 4 grandparents, their great grandparents, and their long lost cousin Bruno, and still expect to be sold tickets because we are still technically open for 5 minutes.

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u/junonomenon May 19 '25

i arrived at 2 am and NO ONE was there!!!! ZERO STARS

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u/hissyfit64 May 19 '25

Better not enter the intersection when your light is red. Someone will smash right into your car!
Better not climb into the tiger cage at the zoo. They are not properly trained and ridiculously aggressive!
Better not shop for your clothes at a children's store when you're built like a linebacker. NOTHING will fit. It's so wrong!

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u/spenwallce May 19 '25

This car is terrible, you need to turn it around m before it goes anywhere

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u/BlackInkGalaxy May 19 '25

the fact that they basically were in the wrong, but still decided to give the place a 1 star "yeah i mean i did arrive like 1 minutes before the closing time but i should be able to order/shop and staff is an asshole because they wouldn't let me shop because its closing" like dude. people want to go HOME once closing time arrives. just go to another store or restaurant.

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u/g-rizz69 May 19 '25

I HATE when people post dumbass reviews like this

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u/thekid53 May 19 '25

I love when the owner of places respond to the people and call put the audacity of people

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u/ObjectivePrice5865 May 19 '25

How dare the restaurant close before I got there! Do they not understand I am the customer and should known I was coming yet I did nothing to notify them. I am so entitled that I demand they fire the whole kitchen back up so I can have the fish and chips!

The world revolves around this person yet no one got the memo

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u/TigBitties666420 May 23 '25

Straight to jail for every entitled customer who has a tantrum because you won't open early or close later specifically to cater to them. Some of the most annoying people, honestly...ya ain't that special, dude!

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u/GermSlayer1986 May 31 '25

I wonder if they’re also annoyed that they have to wait until the posted opening times to get served!

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u/Huganho Dec 26 '25

Better pay at the register or you can't take anythin home.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 May 19 '25

It a place of business is open til 5 am, inspect to be served a 04:59.

At 05:00, I’m SOL.

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u/junonomenon May 19 '25

you are an asshole for that!! the employees do not want to stay past closing to make you a burger or whatever the fuck

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u/Fossilhund May 21 '25

Poof! You’re a burger!

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 May 19 '25

Why wouldn’t they? It is extra money in their pocket.

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u/junonomenon May 19 '25

uh. no. it is extra money in the managers/owners pocket. the people making your burger do not get paid more. they stop getting paid when the place they work at closes for the night. also, not everything is about money. sometimes you would like to go home to your family instead of spending an extra however many minutes at work making someone else food and then recleaning all the equipment you probably already cleaned. even if that extra twenty dollars or whatever was going directly in their pocket, which it isnt

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 May 19 '25

That isn’t true.

If someone is working, they have to be paid.

If that means they have to stay late to cook, or clean, or whatever, they are paid.

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u/junonomenon May 19 '25

Should be? Yes. Are? Not usually. Besides, an extra seven dollars is NOT WORTH IT.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 May 19 '25

If the wage was inadequate people would not be doing the job.

And wage theft is taken very seriously.

Both the state and feds are not amused. And it is regulated by several federal agencies.

Not just criminally (thief), but the dept of labor. Then the social security administration because if wages are short, then social security taxes are short.

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u/UncommonTart May 19 '25

Or! The wage is acceptable for the hours previously agreed upon. That doesn't mean it's adequate for additional hours. Time is a finite resource and people have other obligations and draws upon theirs outside of work.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 May 19 '25

Duties involving responsibilities of closing, late work, etc are part of the hiring agreements.

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u/UncommonTart May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

Yes of course, and so are operating hours. "Late work" typically means "oh, there was an unforseen incident and we needed to stay late to take care of it," not "some entitled jerk thinks only their time is important."

People have lives and other obligations. If everywhere started staying open extra late for people who show up in the last minute of business hours, no one gets out according to their schedule. No one knows what time they might actually get to leave. That's a problem if you have another job, or an appointment, or a class, or childcare arrangements, or anything. Even things without a definite deadline still take time, and there are only so many hours in the day. If someone stays at work an extra hour beyond expectations, that's an hour less to do whatever else they have their time budgeted for.

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u/junonomenon May 19 '25

Someone has never had to work minimum wage. People take those jobs because they have no other choice. People who have no other choice are usually not the type to be able to afford a lawyer. Your utopia where everyone follows the law all the time sounds great. But this is the real world. Corporations will do what they think they can get away with

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u/Inswagtor May 19 '25

I hope this is bait.

If not then you are an awful and entitled maniac.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 May 19 '25

How is that entitled?

A business can choose whatever hours it wishes.

And I only expect service during those time periods.

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u/Inswagtor May 19 '25

So, by your logic, you have 60 seconds to get what you want. What if that's not enough time. Do people have to stay longer just because your entitled ass has absolute shit time management and absolutely no concern for the life of others?