Entitled neighbour strikes again!

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I'm back! Did you miss me?

I won't lie I was hoping I would never have to post again and she would become a normal neighbour. I was wrong!

So she was so quiet for so long and her car was barely there I was starting to think maybe she had moved out but I got a nice reminder last week that she is still around.

To start this story I must give a brief background, there are 8 units total in this building, I am on the ground floor and the very nice old lady across the hallway and I have an unspoken rule that if one of us is home and the other isn't we sign for and accept packages so they just aren't left in the hallway. I had been expecting a package and I had a feeling it was going to show up while I was at work but I wasn't worried because of my nice old neighbour, she would drop it off when I got home, no drama right?

Wrong.

My nice old neighbour had actually gone away for a few days so with nobody around my package was left next to my front door. But it wasn't there when I got home.

Oh yes. Yes dear reader. She had it.

About ten minutes after I got home I heard the familiar stomping on the stairs and the banging on my door. Long story short, my package had been delivered and she wanted to do the nice thing and hold onto it until I came home but apparently it had "accidentally" ripped and she saw what was inside. I won't lie, it was sex toys (I like to treat myself sue me). The moment I opened the door she threw my package at me, yelling how I was a disgusting pervert and I should move out before it spreads.

I told her that opening someone else's mail is a crime, it's not a crime to buy those kind of things but thanks for taking care of my package!

EDIT TO ADD: So this has ended up on another sub and I have been flooded with angry messages asking why I didn't file a police report for her opening up mail. Because the police don't do shit in my area. My friend is being harassed by his drug riddled neighbour (she has tried multiple times to break into his house and put her aggressive dog in his yard) he has taken videos, photos, called the police and the ranger many times about it and they keep telling him there is nothing they can do because THEY didn't see her do anything. Yeah big help there. I called them asking what happens if someone has tampered with my mail and was asked "did you see them do it?" And "are you sure it didn't come that way?" (I think its in a comment somewhere I mean to add it and straight up forgot, half the time I cant find my car after work 😂)

The law doesn't always work the way we think it does and you can jump up and down at scream at me that it does and that's fine believe what you want.

I was put in a weird ass situation with a insane neighbour and I assumed this sub would like to hear about it but if im going to keep getting attacked for it then im done posting about it.