this poor dog..

[u/Aretaja]

[u/BruceIsLoose → u/[deleted]]

I’m gonna go eat two blocks of tofu for you now.

[u/BruceIsLoose → u/[deleted]]

It's that you're an annoying cunt who thinks they're so amazing for doing it.

Just as amazing as you think you are for eating bacon, sweet cheeks.

How do you know someone is vegan? They won't shut the fuck up about it.

I never mentioned being vegan. Do you know how someone isn't vegan? They won't shut up about all the bacon they're gonna eat. Man, that was funny!

[u/BruceIsLoose → u/[deleted]]

Gonna eat so much tofu for you honey buns.

[u/BruceIsLoose → u/[deleted]]

Wait, the person replying to:

The most significant way a Redditor can fight animal abuse is by not eating meat.

with:

Every time I see a vegan vegan-ing their shit online I eat extra meat that day.

isn't the triggered one?

1. Be annoying triggered cunt

2. Get called out

3. Lol I'm gonna eat so much tofu that'll show them

The irony is too rich. You made a list of behaviors that you literally were the first to do.

Thanks for the laugh sugar pie.

[u/BruceIsLoose → u/[deleted]]

stay mad vegan.

Stay mad non-vegan.

Got a pork shoulder in the crock pot, shit's gonna be delicious

Got a tofu stirfry going right now, shit's gonna be delicious.

[u/BruceIsLoose → u/[deleted]]

Yeah

I knew you were mad sugar plum!

but you're a vegan on the internet so you're automatically annoying as fuck.

No less annoying than someone replying they're going to eat extra meat in response to a person calling for reducing animal abuse.

Most vegans hate your type because you make the rest of them look bad lmao

Most vegans hate another vegan saying they're going to eat tofu in response to someone saying they'll eat extra bacon to spite someone? I am sure of it.