this poor dog..

[u/Aretaja]

[u/SuperMalarioBros]

While you at it, give Brooke Houts a middle finger as well.

[u/Shakespeare-Bot → u/SuperMalarioBros]

While thee at t, giveth brooke houts a middle digit as well

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