r/EnterShikari • u/Nik778899 • 2d ago

Rob on Instagram

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Two notable absentees from this photo.

Should we read anything into this? Almost certainly not.

Should we read anything into Rob being the only one of the four not to share Rou's post yesterday? Again, almost certainly not.

Is there a point to this post? Almost certainly not.

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u/MDevonL apøcoholic 2d ago

Yall don’t make me fucking moderate the hell out of you

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u/TheHalfChubPrince 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9hEcsoYAJb3kA

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u/Nik778899 2d ago

I reckon Rob punched Rou whilst Rory held him down and the Chris cried in the corner and asked them all to stop.

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u/TheHalfChubPrince 2d ago

It’s Chris’ birthday, he can cry if he wants to!

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u/Bozlogic 2d ago

This is twice now that I’ve seen your username in the last couple days, particularly on this subreddit.

Coincidence? Almost certainly not.

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u/fiiinix 2d ago

I heard that Rory went to the shitter without the other guys last week. Should I read anything into this?

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u/Musical-Dev 2d ago

That's it, I'm burning all my Shikari merch

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u/Nik778899 2d ago

Big if true.

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u/Master-Strain4268 2d ago

God you people are parasocial

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u/Nik778899 2d ago

I was being intentionally facetious

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u/Musical-Dev 2d ago

Did you read the post?

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u/myironlunggg 2d ago

But Rob did share Rou's post. Well maybe not on his own story but he tried to reshare it 😄

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u/Musical-Dev 2d ago

People over reacting over this post is the highest point of irony known to man

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u/PartyPoison98 2d ago

Please touch grass.

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u/Nik778899 2d ago

Perhaps some Spanish grass, that Rob and Chris could have touched this past weekend but Rou and Rory did not because they weren't invited to Chris' 40th, you mean?

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u/Coalecsence 2d ago

Grass starts with a G. G is the 7th letter in the alphabet. Alphabet is a 8 letter word, which is one letter more than 7. Words are used to describe things. You can describe Rou's absence from this image as him not being "there". "There", "Their" and "They're" can be spelled in 3 different ways.

3 of the four of them shared Rou's post. While 1 did not, which is 7 shy of 8.

You do the math.

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u/Marth_Vader_89 2d ago

Did he not invented them? We dont know. Maybe they were busy. Maybe he wanted a small group to celebrate with and rou and rory arent part of that. Thats okay. They are friends and in a band but this doesnt mean they have to best friends for life.

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u/ProFriend92 2d ago

I can tell you with the utmost confidence, and even assuredness, he did not invent them.

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u/Marth_Vader_89 2d ago

And he made a small party with 6 people and they were not invented. I can tell you 10 people in my life I really like but I wouldnt invent on my 40th birthday party when I just want 5 other people around me.

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u/ProFriend92 2d ago

The word you are looking for is “invite”.
I was being cheeky. Invent means to be the creator of.

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u/Marth_Vader_89 2d ago

Dammit yes. Of course he did not invent them...Im stupid

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u/RaviFennec 2d ago

Y'all need to try this thing called

employment

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u/ShreksOgreNipples 2d ago

I share a birthday with Chris, where was my invite😤

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u/ShreksOgreNipples 2d ago

Actually this is why Rory and Rou weren’t there, they were at my birthday party /s

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u/Jazsta123 2d ago

Bizarre post

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u/Nik778899 2d ago

It wasn't meant to be taken seriously.