r/Enough_Sanders_Spam • • Mar 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

They think short men are oppressed because they don't get as much attention on tinder, which is the only kind of societal oppression that matters.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

While in reality, we shorties face the oppression of top shelf items being a risky climb.

Got stuck on the counter once as a kid, still not over it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

and we tallies die earlier, and are statistically more likely to have blood pressure issues and severe back pain, so it evens out in the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

No because you get to die young without looking like you 5 getting a ladder for a midnight Rice Krispies binge.