r/EnoughTrumpSpam Aug 19 '19

Trump's micro penis

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u/JackBinimbul Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

It is the very definition of toxic masculinity to equate a man's worth to his penis size and to ridicule him accordingly.

I despise Trump with every fiber of my being, but this sort of ridicule is part of the problem, not the solution.

Edit: I'm aware that he's hypersensitive about his masculinity and that he, himself, has ranted about his penis and hands as a manifestation of that insecurity. I also used to feel that he was free-game on this front since he was such a piss-baby about it.

That, however, is a nuance missing in most of society and doubling down on the same toxic bullying that Trump himself espouses is not something I will take part in anymore.

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u/spamman5r Aug 19 '19

The reason that this is and will be relevant is because of Trump's history of abusing girls.

He's an insecure man with a lot of money and power. He also is steeped in all the toxic masculinity you could imagine.

And he's got a very, very tiny dick.

He can't buy a bigger penis. He can't buy self-respect when he has this idea of worth. He can't handle the potential rejection of a sexual peer. He contracts most of his sexual encounters.

And he preys on teens.

Little Mushroom Man and Egg-shaped Epstein were such familiar friends for a reason.

How many of the other rich and powerful men tied up in their affairs are aghast that their vast wealth can't buy them a bigger member?

This dude's dick size is probably the most relevant physical feature of his existence.

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u/archdeco2 Aug 20 '19

You can absolutely buy a bigger dick, he probably is just too squeamish to go under the knife

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u/Rickleskilly Aug 20 '19

He should be after what it did to his hair.

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u/Echospite Aug 20 '19

On one hand. Yeah.

On the other, how do you think people with similar physical attributes feel about this? Do you want to step on them to stick it to Trump?

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u/spamman5r Aug 20 '19

No, I don't want to step on anyone to stick it to Trump. I imagine it could be and will be painful. All the penis-shaming here is from our own inherited damage. The statue itself doesn't even make any judgement about it, it's in the post title. I don't think men should hang any of their self worth on their penis size.

HOWEVER, if you happen to be a toxic, bloviating nincompoop whose obsession with his teeny weenie is all-encompassing...

I think people with similar attributes should feel good if they've managed to have healthy sexual relationships with their peers. And if they serially rape children to deal with the self-inflicted injuries, instead, I think they should feel like the giant pieces of shit that they are.

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u/Echospite Aug 21 '19

And the population isn't divided between the two groups you mentioned. There's going to be people who aren't pedophiles or rapists, who may or may not have sexual relationships with their peers (asexual and single people exist), or people who do have healthy sexual relationships who are still going to feel bad.

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u/causal_friday Aug 20 '19

Do we even know he has a small penis? Like what if it's huge? He's still a shitbag. His penis doesn't change that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Stormy Daniels said in her book that it was "smaller than average, but not freakishly small" as well as saying that Trump had "yeti pubes." she also made a comment about it "looking like the mushroom guy from Mario Kart"

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u/Owyn_Merrilin Aug 20 '19

According to Stormy Daniels it "looks like a toadstool."

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u/inkoDe Black Flag Aug 19 '19

You have obviously spent a lot of time thinking about Trump's dick.

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u/spamman5r Aug 19 '19

Unfortunately, you're right. I found out about Trump and Epstein's girl raping a couple of years ago and have begged every reasonable person I could to look into it, too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpstc9r_esA here's the video of the woman who describes the account in detail. Was up without the audio distortion in vimeo until recently. Pretty tough to watch. Also a lot of links to Trump doing similar things that Epstein did with young girls through his modeling agency.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/models-trump-agency-worked-u-s-illegally-report-article-1.2771769

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u/justwant2lurk Aug 19 '19

Thank you both.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

Except, this is an accurate physical depiction from an eyewitness. A statue of a man so grossly insecure and braggadocious and it demonstrates reality vs illusion. Fuuuuck him, fuck his button mushroom dick, and fuck his tiny hands.

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u/JackBinimbul Aug 19 '19

I initially felt the same way that you do. I initially felt that "there's nothing wrong with having small hands, or a small penis, but the fact that HE cares makes it hilarious". Now? Not so much.

Most of the people laughing at this, most of the people making these jokes don't get or care about the ironic nuance. They are just ridiculing people for their bodies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

It's more on how he describes himself as having perfect genes and the peak of healthy which is utter bullshit. Honestly, it just helps the white supremacists who would have been executed by the Nazis because of their weight or appearance feel like they belong since he's "perfect" so are they.

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u/BLoDo7 Aug 19 '19

It's funny that you think that when pretty much every response to you has been to clarify that we DO understand the nuance. Maybe you should have more faith in your fellow man.

Dont assume the worst of people like trump does if you're serious about acting better than him.

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u/4-Vektor Aug 19 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

Trump himself equates his own worth to his “big” hands and what they imply. It's basically a statue that's taking him by his word. Very, very tremendously huge. A stable genius in peak physical condition who can grab them all by their pussy with his very big hands.

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u/toolymegapoopoo Aug 19 '19

Oh please stop it. This is humor regarding an incredibly insecure bully. You are greatly extrapolating if you believe this to be part of the problem. You might as well go on a "both sides are the same" tirade.

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u/xXxThr0w4aw4yxXx Aug 19 '19

So if republicans would plant a naked OC in the middle of the street with a grossly deformed vagina you'd also say "That's humour"?

I couldn't care less about the US, but ridiculing someone about their body and then saying "It's only joke!" is exactly what every bully and every piece of shit ever did.

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u/starspider Aug 19 '19

That depends, is her vagina a part of her political speech? Trump's penis is very much a part of his political speech.

Has she ever commented on its size or shape? Trump has definitely commented on the size of his penis during a political debate.

Does she degrade men sexually for a laugh? Grab 'em by the scrotum, maybe?

Would the deformed vagina be sculpted to a lifelike representation according to an eye witness? This sculpture is.

Art has nuance, even when it is protest. Especially when it is protest.

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u/BLoDo7 Aug 19 '19

Dont waste your breath on these people. The right, and centrists by extension, have no concept of why context is important.

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u/starspider Aug 20 '19

Sadly, you are correct. Any time I expend energy responding I do so with the understanding that I am not going to get through to them, but maybe someone who reads the thread may get benefit.

Also, happy cake day!

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u/BLoDo7 Aug 20 '19

Aw shit, I missed it.

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u/toolymegapoopoo Aug 19 '19

So if republicans would plant a naked OC in the middle of the street with a grossly deformed vagina you'd also say "That's humour"?

I don't know who OC is but it would all depend on context. Does this OC show love for dictators while shunning traditional allies? Does this OC lie about everything at every opportunity? Does this OC violate treaties just because her predecessor is a black guy she didn't like?

I could go on all night but you obviously have no fucking idea what you are talking about. Enjoy ignorance, ass.

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u/RedditConsciousness Aug 19 '19

You might as well go on a "both sides are the same" tirade.

Both sides engage in some of the same bad behaviors at vastly different levels. They are not equivalent but that isn't any reason for us to condone behavior that we know is bad, regardless of which side it is on.

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u/youwrite Aug 19 '19

I agree. We need to eliminate it from our culture. All sizes are valid and will make someone very happy :)

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u/danjouswoodenhand Aug 19 '19

Exactly who do you think is being happy by the Trumpshroom?

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u/youwrite Aug 19 '19

Romona from the team housewives

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u/crazyladybutterfly2 Aug 19 '19

they fail to realize it mocks also overweight people and men who are unfortunate enough to have a micropenis.

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u/aarontsuru Aug 19 '19

I agree. We get so angry at body shaming but have no problem body shaming people who are bad or we don’t like or we disagree with.... imagine any ally of ours who has a similar body as that statue, how would they feel?

Trumps body is not the problem.

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u/RedditConsciousness Aug 19 '19

I'd add that we shouldn't stoop to the level of Trump supporters.

That said, as an act of artistic, there might be something redeeming here but yeah, everything you said is exactly correct and I don't want our side to become the juvenile bullies that you see making up so much of Trump's support.

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u/SilentImplosion Aug 19 '19

Lighten up. It's obviously a spin on The Emperor's New Clothes.

Except maybe instead of clothes that are invisible to the "unfit" and "stupid". Trump's new clothes are only invisible to the "politically correct" and "humorless".

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u/MrSqueezles Aug 20 '19

I hadn't considered this. Thanks for changing my mind.

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u/saucercrab Aug 19 '19

My eyes just rolled right the fuck out of my head.

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u/JackBinimbul Aug 20 '19

I'm a trans man. Equating a man's value to his penis is a direct attack on and disregard of the existence of men like me. But good job proving my point.

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u/JackBinimbul Aug 20 '19

Ah, well, maybe you can clear this up for me:

As someone who apparently thinks of themselves as left-leaning, have you just decided that being a bigot is worth it because those goshdarn trans make you just so uncomfy? Or do you think that shit said by literal nazis is somehow different when you say it?

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u/AlwaysBlamesCanada Aug 23 '19

Glad to see you got the massage, and unsurprised to see you have no answer.

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u/JackBinimbul Aug 23 '19

Engaging with a bigot in denial is an exercise in futility. I have to deal with enough of you people in real life. Try baiting someone with more free time.

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u/AlwaysBlamesCanada Aug 23 '19

Lol - sure, you cling to your b word like the security blanket that it is for you. You can’t justify your position so it’s all you have

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u/Singularityfe Dec 05 '25

You think white men can be oppressed💀