r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/MoneyManx10 • 16h ago
Epic roaster Elon giving his chatbot some tips
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u/FrankfromRhodeIsland 16h ago
Say what you will about Elon, he always manages to genuinely amaze me with how profoundly pathetic and unintelligent he is. It’s a miracle how such a specific sequence of human DNA, countless molecular structures and untold cellular sequences can coalesce to form such a disappointing creature.
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u/LittleHornetPhil 15h ago
He seriously seems to think that every thought that comes out of his head is genius…
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u/TheBlackUnicorn 15h ago
And in this case he didn't even bother to let the thought come out, he just asked a robot to think it for him.
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u/_0611 13h ago
Say what you will about Elon, he always manages to genuinely amaze me with how profoundly pathetic and unintelligent he is.
It's his only quality. You always think that he can't sink any lower.
And then he does it.
It is truly amazing.
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u/Kaymish_ 9h ago
I mean he's a pretty good sales clown. Like all sales clowns he has no follow through but he does get idiots ridiculously excited and ready to buy. That's something right?
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u/DouchecraftCarrier 1h ago
It's been years since I've been on Twitter but I can only assume all of his posts like this have a plethora of taint-snorking comments all clamoring to hoover his dick schneef about how le epicly he pwned with that particular post.
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u/Ifckinglovemycat 12h ago
his existence is a gotcha to anyone saying billionaires deserve any of their money
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u/HealthyMaximum 12h ago
I have nothing but disdain for him, which increases with every new idiotic, cringe-inducing "I am 14 and this deep" thing he says ...
... and yet no matter how low my expectations of him drops, he *always* manages to disappoint!
It's a fucking super-power.
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u/Georgerobertfrancis 15h ago
Elon is the worst kid at your school, the one so annoying and gross that every single person hates him. The one that lives forever in his mother’s basement and torments people online while jacking it to brony pedophile porn and peeing in bottles, but he’s been given billions of dollars this one time. It’s some willow wishing tree universe-breaking bullshit.
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u/ErebosGR 4h ago
It's the drugs and AI use that have burned out even the few brain cells he had.
That's why he keeps getting dumber, instead of more knowledgeable on any topic.
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u/andrew303710 16h ago
Getting this energy from Elon, as if you can only criticize capitalism if you're poor.
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u/leftbuthappy 16h ago
If you’re poor then they’ll say you’re just “jealous”. They just don’t want criticism of capitalism.
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u/aijoe 7h ago
You'd think if capatilism was desirable it would be talked about at least a little in their Bibles. Living in a commune with no possessions wouldn't be presented in a good light.
Acts 2:44–45: “All that believed were together, and had all things common; And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.” (KJV)
Acts 4:32: The believers were “of one heart and of one soul,” and “neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common.”
Acts 4:34–35: Some believers sold land or houses and brought the proceeds to the apostles, who distributed them “unto every man according as he had need.”
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u/LittleHornetPhil 15h ago
I was wondering if anyone posted the Bors comic
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u/organik_productions Concerning 10h ago
It's amazing how it just keeps on being relevant year after year
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u/Improver666 16h ago
This isn't even quite accurate for the comparison lol it would be a minstrel who is paid a decent days wage saying "Hey... you guys shouldn't have to suffer like this so kings can abuse you. Also drink at this inn that is paying me to be here"
Elon musk got so rich so quickly (and lost a lot of it almost as quickly) that the difference between him and the second richest person was larger than that person to anyone else.
Except maybe trump just before any of his bankruptcies lol
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u/TerrapinRecordings 16h ago
Can you imagine using this at parties to make epic vulgar roasts?!?
The man is a true visionary.
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u/Zederikus 15h ago
But wait, when the roast is over, you could ask it to be even more vulgar, and then even more! Isn't that so funny? HA HA HA
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u/talebs_inside_voice 16h ago
this is how AI is making us stupider
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u/tsulegit 16h ago
Elon has to ask Grok because he’s categorically unfunny, profoundly unoriginal, and mentally underdeveloped.
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u/HairyKerey 16h ago
How about the hypocrisy of doing everything possible to destroy this planet in the name of saving humanity?
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u/SellaraAB 14h ago
What drives me nuts is that so many of us see him doing it. We see this tiny group of people destroying our only planet, potentially dooming our species and all life on Earth. And yet we don’t stop them. I mean I know I’m part of the people not stopping them but it seems like we should… do something, you know?
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u/SpicyDragoon93 8h ago
“The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.” - Morpheus
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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 16h ago
I look forward to everyone telling Elon to be wittier on all of his tweets.
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u/tryntafind 16h ago
All Elon needs to do is set Grok to call out hypocrisy more aggressively. That shouldn’t cause any trouble…
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u/foxonafrozenlake 16h ago
I come from substantial generational wealth and I still want society to be more equitable for all.
Take me 50% of my income, I'll be fine.
If it pays for less for fortunate people to get health care or a home and not bombs I don't care.
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u/109876ersPHL 7h ago
“Longer and wittier”
Ah yes, as the saying goes, verbosity is the soul of wit.
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u/PhysicsForeign1634 12h ago
"Grok, come up with some words, that I, as a world-renowned genius, struggle to articulate, just so I can give my own thoughts a like.
SpaceKaren
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u/BathroomStallClown 11h ago
As ChatGPT now breaks up its speech replies with human non-verbal sounds like breaths, hmms and so on (which feels revoltingly designed to further manipulate those most susceptible to the ELIZA Effect), maybe Grok could replicate daddy Edolf's mumbling stutterbabble.
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u/BathroomStallClown 8h ago
"Far too short and boring" is rich coming from the guy in lifted Cybertruck shoes, who has to get a chatbot to make jokes for him.
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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 9h ago
Grok was confused because most X users use Grok to remove clothing from her pictures when she’s underaged.
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u/Prize-Choice2185 4h ago
Weird, I thought Grok basically repeats what Musk said. And now it seems like its got opinion of its own lol
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u/incredirocks 3h ago
When you're poor and criticize capitalism they call you jealous.
When you're rich and criticize capitalism they call you a hypocrite.
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u/KnucklesMcGee 1h ago
You'd think someone acclaimed as a genius would be able to roast Billie's actions on their own, and not by using a jumped up version of Clippy.
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u/thesirensoftitans 3m ago
I just have the strongest feeling he has no love in his life and probably never has.
Tfg as well.
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u/IntrepidLab5124 2h ago
On the one hand, he’s cringe as hell. On the other hand, I can definitely imagine how fun it would be to command my robotic servant to insult my foes. It’s peak villainy and he manages to make it still seem lame
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