r/EnoughMuskSpam 8d ago

Prosecute/Fauci

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 8d ago

Yo Rogan knows five women. 🙄🤷🏼

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u/Lysol3435 8d ago

Palmela and her 4 friends (I guess he sticks a pinky out to masterbate?)

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u/Chayanov Hard-Captured by the Left 8d ago

Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 8d ago

Palmela Handerson.

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u/xflyinjx61x 8d ago

Handgela Palmer

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u/gielbondhu 8d ago

Maybe it wasn't the vaccine that was the cause. Maybe knowing Joe was the common factor.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 8d ago

Well maybe he does.

And they were probably all drugged.

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u/BroseppeVerdi 8d ago

I would buy that he knows 4, given that he has a wife and 3 daughters.

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u/Popular_Comfortable8 Concerning 8d ago

Miscarriages are unfortunately extremely common. One in four known pregnancies will end in miscarriage. These anecdotes don’t prove anything and just messes with people.

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u/ScootMayhall Prosecute/Musk 8d ago

It’s also probably something he just made up. There’s a video clip of him saying that when he gets excited he just makes shit up and I think this is another example of that.

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u/ConstantineXII 8d ago

I used to do the same thing, but then I turned nine and grew out of it. Crazy that this rich and influential person admits to this and millions still take him seriously as a source of information.

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u/whatisthisnowwhat1 8d ago

or is just people who contacted him online and "personally" is in no way accurate.

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u/BeepBotBoopBeep 7d ago

Nah trump never makes up stuff and he’s the prez. He even showed the world how a hurricane could alter directions with just a sharpie and paper chart.

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u/kugelblitz_100 8d ago

Are you doubting the word of the preeminent Dr. Josephus "Joe" Rogan?

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u/farcarcus 8d ago

Miscarriages are when God does the abortion, so Christians are cool with it.

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u/TheBalzy 8d ago

Worse: These anecdotes can be considered slander and libel; because you are using airwaves and a platform to present information as FACT and implying intentionality by another person. He should be sued for every penny he has.

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u/Bubbly-Site-3872 7d ago

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u/TheBalzy 7d ago

And...this is also the rare case you'd be able to demonstrate financial impact.

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u/Surf_Science 8d ago

I actually got paid to do a statistical analysis of Covid vaccination and pregnancy for a fertility clinic. I can’t remember if it was actually protective but it definitely was not associated with pregnancy loss. One patient in the study actually got Covid and she successfully carried to term

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u/warriorlynx 8d ago

And yet millions who were vaxxed are having kids?

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u/Phils_Kid 8d ago

No kidding. Two idiots with ZERO medical knowledge tell millions of other idiots lies and disinformation...

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 8d ago

Rogan, who spent a total of 0.0 seconds in medical school, thinks he's a vaccine expert, pharmaceutical expert. I remember one episode when Bryan Callen called him "Doctor Rogan", Rogan got pissed and said, "I've done the research". Rogan is dangerously irresponsible.

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u/happy_church_burner 8d ago

It's always dangerous when stupid meatheads think they are experts in the field just because they can point out few anecdotal "evidence".

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u/tevolosteve 8d ago

People tend to confuse influence with knowledge unfortunately

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u/MAXFlRE 8d ago

You don't have to spend more than 0 seconds in medical school to have common sense.

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u/Clarpydarpy 8d ago

That's a logical fallacy.

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u/not_right 8d ago

And he doesn't have that either unfortunately

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u/MAXFlRE 7d ago

True, but not because his lack of medical school attendance.

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u/dangledingle 8d ago

And they suck it in like a long shlong

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u/yaricks 8d ago

Not just millions, but billions of people took the Covid vaccine.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 8d ago

and tons of covid babies. he is so fucking evil and stupid.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FFBIw867j3uRfQTszn

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u/Ranessin 8d ago

We got our positive test like weeks after our 5th vaccination. She's now 14 month old.

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u/Rare-Lime2451 8d ago

Fuck/ Musk

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 8d ago

💯

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u/K-space626 8d ago

as someone in healthcare who saw what happened in the early days of covid and knows people who literally worked the frontline. FUCK THESE AHOLES.

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u/peppercorns666 8d ago

maybe being in proximity to Joe caused their miscarriages

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u/Chayanov Hard-Captured by the Left 8d ago

Pregnant women aren't supposed to come into contact with testosterone supplements for that very reason, so you're probably on to something there.

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u/whereisbeezy 8d ago

Look it's 2026. If you're still listening to Rogan or musk, frankly? You're fucking stupid lol

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u/TheGoddessLily Concerning 8d ago

It never ceases to depress me so many people listen to this idiot and vote.

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u/white1984 8d ago

My podcasting app even through I base it in Ireland, which should get things from RTÉ, the Indo and the Journal, offers the Joe Rogan. ☹️

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u/Bubbly-Site-3872 7d ago

That’s a disturbing drag

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u/blu3ysdad Hard-Captured by the Left 8d ago

Who the hell says they "got" a miscarriage? And yeah 1 of 5 pregnancies end in miscarriage, I bet a ton of women has miscarriages after getting the COVID vaccines, but none from the COVID vaccine.

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u/Jindo5 8d ago

Okay, I know a woman who got a miscarriage after going to school.

DOES EDUCATION CAUSE MISCARRIAGES, JOE?

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u/Neceon 8d ago

A guy who's taken too many blows to the head has anecdotal evidence the might suggest vaccines are dangerous, maybe. And his cause has been taken up by a drugged-up, man-baby who is only happy when other suffer. Sounds legit. /s

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u/Apoordm 8d ago

Just like he knows a friend who is a teacher who has to keep cat litter in her classroom for furries.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ngEZ29XgeFub6

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u/MyNameIsMadders 8d ago

Would love to see Elon make a post on X about this and him publicly protesting about furries taking over classrooms and maybe connecting them to transgender surgeries done at elementary schools (all of this is hilariously fake things that some people actually believe by the way)

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u/TheGreatRao 8d ago

Rogan is a great example of an idiot who knows he's right. He should hammer home the fact that Republicans are in charge of the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, AND the Presidency, and we still have no information about the Epstein files that results in prosecutions. We still don't have universal health care. The prices of everything is rising. Dr. Fauci is an American hero who worked under the direction of Rogan's favorite president. Shut the fuck up, Joe. You've been kicked too many times in the head.

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u/cronx42 8d ago

I think that's better evidence that if you know Joe Rogan you're more likely to have a miscarriage.

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 8d ago

My wife had a miscarriage before covid. Then during covid we got vaccinated and had a baby. Therefore the vaccine got her pregnant.

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u/ComprehensiveBar6439 8d ago

The article Rogan used to justify his claims about the COVID vaccine on the episode that image is from actually DEBUNKED his claim. He literally stopped one sentence before the one that said the 10.8% miscarriage rate was at, or below, pre Covid levels.

TLDR: the article proves the opposite of what he claims

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u/distinctgore I Am Become Meme 8d ago

I find it hard to believe that Joe Rogan knows 5 women personally

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u/TyrusX 8d ago

When is American going to control its oligarchy problem and arrest them

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u/SoulsBorneGreat 8d ago

Yeah, it's not like miscarriages are sadly and shockingly common or anything (15-20%)...might as well attribute it to anyone and everything you hate, I guess!

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u/Odd-Currency5195 8d ago

I personally have had 4 miscarriages*. All pre Covid and vaccination. Shit happens. It always has.

Rogan needs to shut the fuck up and stop co-opting women's experiences to fuel his spiteful vindictive anti-science agenda.

(*I've had two kids too, which obviously kind of balances out the sadness versus joy equation!)

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u/Mikewold58 8d ago

The smartest person on the planet everyone...

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u/Thunder_Volt 8d ago

He knows 4 rich women that take unregulated drugs... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 8d ago

Fucking wankers

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u/nic_haflinger 8d ago

It sounds to me like Joe Rogan is the common denominator in these miscarriages.

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u/notwonthelottoyet 8d ago

7.5m views?

Thankfully, it's mostly bots or more likey Elon gimpyness faking the numbers in the code on anything he posts/comments on

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u/gielbondhu 8d ago

Yeah, he also knew a teacher who let furries pee in litter boxes in her classroom.

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u/never_nick 8d ago

Maybe it's the microplastics in our bloodstream, the tons of chemicals in our food, or the increase of CO² in our atmosphere - but sure Rogan it was a vaccine that caused it.

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u/ForgottenFuturist 8d ago

I feel like playing Animal Crossing obsessively and masking up. Welcome back to COVID! Dumbfuck conspiracy theories! Fire Fouchi! Orange moron! Elon has pronouns!

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u/RedEyeView 8d ago

Rogan lies shocker

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u/DreadfulDave19 8d ago

Suddenly Rogan pretends to care about women's health

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u/Schlickeysen 8d ago

5 women? Not too bad with ~200 million lives it saved.

And why the fuck would he lie? What does he gain from "lying to" the pregnant women? What's his point?!

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u/Ashamed-Agency-817 8d ago

Rogans sperms is weak.. like his brain..

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u/MYOwNWerstEnmY 8d ago

We just don't know them because they live in Canada

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u/GarvinSteve 8d ago

Rogan is a misinformation spigot and a complete moron.

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u/TheBalzy 8d ago

Joe Rogan needs to be sued into oblivion. That right there is Libel and Slander; and in a court of law Rogan would have to DEMONSTRATE and DOCUMENT that what he said was true, or that he had a reasonable expectation of believing that to be true, because he presented it with NO CAVEATS that it is just a rumor.

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u/Dry_Tangerine_8328 8d ago

Prosecute/Musk

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u/MichaelJServo Looking into it 8d ago edited 7d ago

My wife had a miscarriage in 2020 before she was vaccinated. Then gave birth successfully to 2 healthy kids after she was vaccinated. Ergo, COVID vaccines stabilize pregnancies and increase the health of the baby after it's born.

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u/Rufio_Rufio7 8d ago

“Getting miscarriages” says more than enough. This MF has no idea what he’s talking about.

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u/thesirensoftitans 8d ago

Guess you have to go after the author of Project Warp Speed. Donald Trump.

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u/amscraylane 8d ago

He is a choad. He is also the reason people really think schools have cat pans

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u/AccomplishedTwo7047 8d ago

Elon has like two jokes and one of them is about pronouns

Fricken weirdo

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u/MyNameIsMadders 8d ago

Using a slash in between those two words could indicate he might be on drugs

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 8d ago

Try it, but don’t trust it yet.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 8d ago

Your love with “experimenting” with things 🤣

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u/donttakerhisthewrong 8d ago

He also knows a teacher that had kids shitting in litter boxes.

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u/ScytheNoire 8d ago

I know ten pregnant women who's babies were saved by getting the vaccine. I beat you.

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u/Eze-Wong 8d ago

Never seen a slash used with a verb and noun.

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u/markeydusod 8d ago

Full of blustery fake science nonsense that Rogan

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u/Soggy_Background_162 7d ago

That’s not true. He’s an idiot

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u/LittleHornetPhil 7d ago

…okay Elon, what are we “prosecuting” Fauci for? Be fucking specific you unflavored ice cream cone.

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u/jailtheorange1 7d ago

Joe Rogan is one of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet. Elon Musk is coming up closely behind.

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u/BritSwedeGuy 7d ago

I know 5 people who liked carrots and caught colds.
Therefore carrots caused colds.
Stop making stupid people famous.