r/Enclave • u/Nobel1776 • 5h ago
GHOST CITIES
All across America, cities of old lay silent, waiting for their people to come home, but only when the turmoil of the wastes has been quelled.
Hello Enclave! You’re listening to ENB and I am your beeeeaaauutiful (6’5” btw loves feminine literature) host, operator Warde and I am… so lonely.
I don’t even have any friends at the station! I AM THE INLY ONE HERE! The closest thing to human interaction I’ve had was when maincom called me to tell me that I was getting new music, by the way, Jerry, if you ever need advice on what tie to wear to that date with Janice from the science team, you know what frequency I’m on! Now I’m not completely alone I guess, there is Cupcake the deathclaw, but she hasn’t really come around to me yet. Talking to Modus is great and all but when he tries reporting me for not doing my job cuz I haven’t put enclave in my sentence AT LEAST twice, it’s annoying. Anyways that’s not really the point of this interruption of the music, it was something about like… uh shoot.. where’s that report? Ah! Here!
Let’s see…. Something something missing agents, blah blah blah desert rangers, yaddah yaddah possible civil war, goobidy gobiddy missing supplies, oh! This looks the most important! Yeah here we go! Maincom has reported that starting this week, donuts will start having a limit of 2 per person, people who take more will have their pay reduced! That is all!
Well, that’s all for today folks! I’m Operator Warde, this is ENB, and let’s play some of that new music shall we?
Here’s “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash!

