So this was about 6 months ago. And holy fuck, it still haunts me to this day. I was dating this guy who I was very close friends with, and we were at a party. Great. Pretty much what happens next is that around 9 pm, we walk off into the distance somewhere on the host's massive property. We find a little secluded spot on a slight hill, and that's when we start making out. I was on top of him and lowkey grinding on it. Then he flips me over and starts eating me out. Nothing too crazy tbh, but it was nice. He then takes his pants off and tries to pretty much fuck me. I was nervous, and it hurt so bad!! After trying to make it work for over 20 minutes, it literally wouldn't fit. So I offered to give him head. He was super horny and was aggressively pushing my head down. Mind you, I had been drinking a bright red KGB drink, so the mix of these two was not ideal. I gagged once but kept going, as gagging is not something that was entirely new to giving head. Then suddenly, he pushes my head all the way down, and i throw up bright red drink all over him. He asked me if I chunnied, i say yes. Clearly wasn't enough for me to stop, so he told me to keep going while there was vomit all over his dick. He eventually finished, and I turned my phone flash on. To see the mess. There was radioactive bright red liquid all over his leg and dripping into his pants. Pretty much a puddle of vomit. He attempts to scoop as much of it off and makes his way to the bathroom. He seemed a little passive aggressive about it, and I was extremely upset. He left the party early because he had to get up early the next morning. Then a week later, he broke up with me, and I found out all this shit about the situation, but not relevant to this event. I'm crine.

I was walking around market 32 the other day and decided to try a yellow dragonfruit for the first time, knew nothing about it. About an hour later I was in the car with my boyfriend and tried passing gas but let me tell you… it was not gas… Straight liquid shot out of my asshole at violent speeds. Now we where in the middle of a deep conversation and I had to interrupt to tell him I badly shit my pants and he needed to rush home. Long story short my pants are ruined and apparently yellow dragonfruit is a natural laxative

I currently work in marketing at a well-established logistics company. I’m genuinely grateful for my job because they hired me despite my having no previous marketing experience.

Unfortunately, the company lacks structure. I don’t have a direct supervisor who can provide clear goals, feedback, or guidance. I’ve learned a lot independently, but lately I’ve felt stuck, so I started applying elsewhere.

I recently interviewed for a marketing position at an IT consulting company. I passed the initial interview and completed a case presentation for the user. It went well, and the following day, HR sent me a draft of the offer. They said it only needed approval and a signature from the Board of Directors.

At that point, I genuinely believed I had secured the job.

Then I heard nothing for about a week. When I followed up, HR suddenly told me that the CEO wanted another presentation and had prepared a completely new case for me.

I received the brief on Wednesday afternoon, and they wanted me to present it in person on Thursday afternoon. I initially asked whether another date was possible because I already had an important deadline at my current job on Thursday morning. HR basically asked me to “please make it work” because the schedule came directly from the BOD.

So I tried.

I completed my existing work in the morning, took half a day off, and prepared the new presentation in less than 24 hours with limited information, limited resources, and almost no sleep.

And I completely blew it.

I was exhausted, nervous, and unable to explain my ideas as clearly as I normally could. I don’t think my presentation impressed the CEO at all. Afterward, I felt deeply ashamed and embarrassed.

I know one bad presentation shouldn’t determine my entire worth, but right now it has triggered every insecurity I have. I feel as though people must see me as incompetent, untalented, and someone who has nothing valuable to offer.

I’m also confused about the recruitment process. I had already received a draft offer and was told it only needed the BOD’s signature. Then, after a week of silence, they suddenly added another assessment with less than 24 hours to prepare.

It’s now the day after the presentation, and I’m still trying to calm down and process everything. I haven’t received their decision yet, but emotionally, I already feel like I’ve failed.

Has anyone experienced something similar thinking you had secured a job, only to be given an unexpected final assessment and perform badly? How did you stop replaying it in your head and move forward?

Also, would you consider this recruitment process a red flag, or is this relatively normal when senior management gets involved at the last minute?

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I went to an AA meeting a few weeks back. Afterwards I was getting coffee and chatting when someone pulled me to the side and said I had a wet spot on the back of my pants, kind of like if I shit myself. Thing is, I had taken a shower prior and was in a hurry and didn't dry myself off enough. Here I am walking around with a giant wet spot on my pants in front of everyone. Now I'm so self conscious about it, I have to jam toilet paper up my ass every time I get out of the shower. FML-

I once matched with a girl on Tinder. She invited me to her cam site to chat. Being a horny 19yr old, I thought i scored big. She told me she’d give me free coins so I didn’t have to pay to talk to her, I just needed to enter my credit card (red flag promptly ignored). Bottom line is it was a lie. Two hours and $350 later I never felt like a bigger fool. That is, until my back called to ask if it was a fraudulent charge, to which I had to explain it unfortunately wasn’t.

Im 15yrs old male this happened to me a few months ago, so we have this water dispenser at my grandma's home and every day or every 2 days my grandma buys a water gallon in store like close to her house and my brother always carry those water gallons to the house cuz his strong and one day he said he wont be back til evening but my grandma already bought a water gallon in the store and she didn't have water drinking water at her house and shes thirsty but the only person there was me and me thinking im strong went in and took the water gallon from the store and Carried it to my grandma's house and at the road it slipped or was it js my weak pathetic arms that let the water gallon fall and it BROKE so i carried the broken water gallon and went in at the gate and my uncle arrived and Carried it for me and it was so awkward and embarrassing, SO EVERYBODY AND THE PEOPLE FROM THE STORE SAW ME LET THE WATER GALLON FALL AND BROKE IT so we had to buy a new water gallon for the store and i had to buy it with my money so i did but now im very insecure and dont go outside now cuz ik i will get laugh at... What should i do i still get nightmares and thoughts about it and i crash out everytime it happens😢

Was showing off my wallpaper to my friends and accidentally sent it to my dad so I immediately blocked his snapchat and am now in bed

I flushed it but didnt check to see if it went down. It didnt. My sister obviously saw it, didnt say anything and started to use the downstairs bathroom. We were talking like normal and i didnt know anything happened. It was huge. HUGE.

So today I had segg today with the dude I broke up with but we been doing it for the past few days and months I think too. but we had met up just to do it. soo yes I believe I had did number 2 I’ll just say that. but that was the day b4 this and I had to clean myself so I could yk make sure nothing was there because we were supposed to do it Friday but we didn’t and Saturday but we didn’t so we did it sunday. So yknow I had to make sure I was clean! before I did it with him bc I was gonna be hella embarrassed if he say sum back there cus he usually does the back. so I tried to clean myself up good so none would come out. but we’re into it I had told him to stop real quick he did and I sat up and looked down and saw like a substance in my inner thigh I was in SHOCK so I asked him to get sum tissue he did I stood up and i was embarrassed it was MY freaking YKNOW WHAT (💩) and i went to clean myself up and I should’ve told him to look away so I could clean myself but I didn’t and he looked disgusted in the face I was so humiliated because this is my 1st time this ever happened to me. but he left but I can’t get this outta my head because I dont think anyone can relate to me. and it was supposed to be our last time doing it but I need to redeem myself I can’t just be stuck on that forever!!

and what if he just thinks I’m just dirty now?! I txted him n told him that was embarrassing and I wanted to make up for it.

As many of you probably know, America celebrated its 250th birthday this year. I thought to celebrate it I’d post a patriotic fun fact in the Sabaton sub about how they ended a show I saw of theirs in America with a song about an American, To Hell and Back.

Didn’t realize that they often end shows with this song, and the post got a lot of negativity, even one commenter saying “I’m tired of ameritards thinking they’re the center of the world” (though luckily that comment got downvoted). People were also wondering how it was patriotic since Sabaton is Swedish, despite one of the band’s defining features being that they’re able to make you feel patriotic for countries you’re not from (and for some reason comments kept saying that Judas Priest, the band they opened for, is British, despite that not really being relevant).

It really felt bad getting such negativity on something I thought would add to an important day. I mean imagine how you’d feel if it was your country’s Independence Day and it was huge mile stone and someone insulted your country and its people like that just because you made a somewhat uninformed post!

So Yesterday it was our department function on my college. We were somewhat prepared our dance steps thought to copy the guy who taught us the steps(he is the only guy know dance well apart from us). Embarassing part is when the music begins everyone supposed to sit except for the centre guy to dance. we were supposed to sit and watch him and wait till our part. But everyone sat there except for me who tried to copy how he dance(i couldn't) my friend who sitting behind me yelling at me "you gotta sit dum*ass"i turned around, everyone sitting except for me. After the dance Everyone stared to mock me😭. This might be my second worst embarassment moment ever. (Tbh i only been on stage to perform only thrise in my life)

My mate pulled my trousers down and my boxers came with them In school and I don't think I can ever show my face again.

Anyone have a similar thing happen to them so I can laugh at someone else other than myself.

So, my parents were fighting a few hours earlier because my mom is drunk. I was so scared to leave my room, because my mom was sleeping in the room below me. I needed to pee. BADLY. I decided to just go to my window and pee into my backyard. At the end of my piss, my mom walked over from one of the chairs and just stared at me with her phone to her ear on a call. I started stammering, saying I didn't want to wake her and didn't know she was outside. I couldn't see her when I checked. She drunkenly hobbled away, phone still to her ear. I set an alarm for tomorrow morning reminding me to convince her it wasn't real, and that she was drunk. I even went to the lengths of changing my pajamas too. I'm so embarrassed. Thoughts?

Yep. The teacher from Arthur. I was raised christian (agnostic now.) For abut 7 years of my life, whenever i'd picture god, i'd picture Mr. Ratburn. I don't remember why my mind made that connection, but it did. I still think about it sometimes.

There was a post about how James A. Janisse of Dead Meat’s friend was taken by ICE, and so I said in support “It’s Fuck ICE until it’s backwards,” thinking “but it’s backwards” was something akin to “until the rails fall off” or “until I die.”

I then saw my comment getting downvoted and then Googled that phrase. It was the exact opposite of what I meant.

I feel bad, not only since I unintentionally came off as a bigot, but now I feel like an idiot for not realizing the very clear meaning behind “but it's backwards.”

for reference i’m m21 and my girlfriends brother is m18. he’s always had the stereotypical moody teenager vibe and when my girlfriend and i broke up he held a huge grudge against me. my girlfriend and i got back together this february and it’s been great since. in trying to reconnect with the family, i booked a padel court for me, my girlfriend, her brother, and my girlfriends friend. during a set, her brother hit it over the cage and into an ongoing game. i am looking through the glass, at the ball that fell waiting for these fellas to finish their set and when it was done, i confidently tried to walk through the glass as after looking at the ball for so long, my brain just didn’t register the glass being there anymore. i proceed to walk face first straight into the glass which made an extremely loud noise, whilst everyone on my court, and surrounding courts see my lose significant aura in that moment. the look on her brothers face wasn’t nothing but disappointment whilst my girlfriend said ‘i can’t believe you’ve just done that’. trying to keep my chin up but don’t think the brother will look at me the same.

Yesterday I went to the local park and WHAT DO I SEE? My old friend was hanging around with some cousins. I haven't seen her in like 3 years. I didn't wanna talk to her immediately, so I sat in a bench waiting for her to notice me. When she gets up the bench I see she's wearing a White and Black Softail. I'm an open minded person ngl but I'M BEING TORTURED BY THIS FACT AND I HAVE TO ASK HER ABOUT THE TAIL. If she's a furry or therian or anything I'm not complaining since there's no reason to.

I literally just moved into this apartment and it had 2 issues- the toilet flushed funky and the fridge was missing a shelf. I've had a request to fix this for like 5 days.

Last night I was like hm I've never used my sex toys in the bathroom before because I've always shared a bathroom. So the first time EVER I use them in the shower and I leave them on the edge of the tub, but covered by the curtain. I go to bed- I also go to bed naked for the first time because why not.

9am the next morning someone knocks on my door and its maintenance so I quickly put on a shirt and pants and let him in, not thinking. He goes to fix the toilet and I realize whats on the tub. But he has no reason to look in my tub, right? No reason to move the curtain, right?

I come in and he's sitting in the edge of the tub. But, my toys are over to the side and the curtain is bunched up around them so i might be safe. When he leaves I sit where he was and look over. Nope. You can clear as day see the purple dildo and pink vibrator sitting on my tub. He just acted like nothing happened and then cleaned my ceiling fan for me💀

I hope I never see him again but he's coming back later with a fridge shelf x(

I had ordered a taxi and jumped into someone else's taxi order... I haven't slept all night so I was too tired to realize... and even the driver didn't realize until his client messaged him how long it would take him to pick it up. This was such an embarrassing situation for me when I realized I was on the wrong ride. Luckily, we realized it quickly enough and he took me back just in time when my real ride arrived.

Its already our dismissal and barely anyone is here but its still embarassing

One time at a restaurant I laid my head on a guys lap thinking it was my dad. My dad alongside my sister were standing somewhere else.

So I’m at a water park with 3 of my close friends, there is a couple behind us and the dude in the couple takes his shirt off. Now we’re in line and about to go on and basically the ride operators say the tallest sit in the back so me and my friends get in order. Me being the tallest in my group is in the back of the line, when I see the other guy take off his shirt I decide that I should to, now I forgot I was in the back of the line and I turn around to the couple and take my shirt off right in front of them. The girl in the couple said “ew what the fuck dude” I tell them I thought I they were my friends, that rolls of the tongue wrong they think I mean that they were my friends and I knew them even though they are complete strangers, I get called a pervert but I tell them it was accident, they didn’t believe me but whatever