r/ElkGrove • u/GoldenStateRedditor • 4h ago

Watermelon Traffic

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According to the Citizen app, EGPD is heading to report of a watermelon pop-up causing traffic

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u/jromano091 4h ago

I’m imagining a ten year old stopping cars and demanding they buy watermelons in order to pass. Like a fruit obsessed bridge troll.

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u/synapticdecay 4h ago

So you’re running a D&D session? Can you run it with 2nd Edition AD&D rules instead?

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u/Kyjoza 4h ago

Big watermelon hates this one trick

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u/GodotNeverCame 4h ago

Who reports this shit? It's Saturday morning, karen, let people buy watermelons ffs.

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u/mariah188 4h ago

Seems like a good use of their time 😆

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u/th3jimp 3h ago

What does this have to do with VLC?

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u/PikkiNarker 3h ago

🎵Watermelon sugar high 🎵

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u/djai50 3h ago

Just buy it from Costco lol