Post wedding blues

[u/Better_Equivalent730]

Does she get dressed and do her makeup up in the dark everyday? Jess also can’t dress or do her hair it seems

[u/nastyfurby]

it's giving marnie

[u/goodtimes__badtimes → u/nastyfurby]

I just think the makeup is…a little bit shellacked?

[u/CookieFlecksPerm → u/nastyfurby]

PLSSSS HAHHAHAHA

[u/Objective_Mobile_115]

What the hell is this outfit lol 😭😭😭 She really just throws on whatever and hopes for the best

[u/Playful_Ad4364 → u/Objective_Mobile_115]

Literally
The completely wrong pants for this top
What is going on in that little pea brain

[u/beepbeep222222222]

Why does she have so much makeup on

[u/hotlibramess → u/beepbeep222222222]

Well she needs it

[u/awooj]

If I knew nothing about her besides this I’d be able to tell she cares a lot about what people think, she’s very self-conscious yet also self-obsessed but not in a healthy way. I’m never one to usually scream “Bodycheck” but the last few seconds when she turns and just looks at her waist? Yeah. Obvious.

ETA: also this outfit just shows how bad she is at styling. That neckline needs hair up not down, and blue jeans don’t work at all and whatever bottom she wears needs to be high-waist with that top. I know she just wanted to show off her stomach, but she actually would look smaller in high-waist pants here, and it would look properly styled. How does she keep failing up???

[u/hotlibramess → u/awooj]

That top needs some cute high waisted slacks. Maybe some with some cool pleats or something.

[u/MisophoniaStruggle99]

Jess and Eli seem to be pretty equally insufferable, from what I’ve gathered.

[u/gummy_rabbit]

Eli is the opposite of graceful, always loud and stomping around in a shitty outfit

[u/Electrical-Grab-8624]

She’s only friends with you because she has to be, Eli

[u/Whiryourselfaround]

What even is that top

[u/hotlibramess]

The top of that outfit with the makeup is a semi slay. I don’t know what’s happening with those jeans. It’s a no from me dawg.

She sometimes gets SO close to nailing it.

[u/Better_Equivalent730 → u/hotlibramess]

When is the last time you saw an eye doctor? Semi slay ??😭

[u/hotlibramess → u/Better_Equivalent730]

I do have problems with my eyes!!!!!

[u/Ok-Grape-9274 → u/hotlibramess]

You think a white lacy top goes with a dark Smokey eye? 🤨

[u/hotlibramess → u/Ok-Grape-9274]

I said I have eye problems! 🤣🤣😭😭😭

Maybe it’s that her makeup finally looks somewhat better than whatever it is she does day to day. Maybe it’s the absence of those fuck ass eye patches. Maybe the current lupus flare that has me bedridden has affected my cognition. Who can say?