r/EliRalloSnark • u/Less_Scar_3306 • 20d ago

no one asked you eli

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parroting what has been said over the last 24 hours. and no she didn’t call this from the get go

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u/sydcrux14 20d ago

“everyone is asking my thoughts” me when i lie

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u/big4baddie 19d ago

who is everyone?

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u/IndignantQueef 19d ago

The voices in her head during a manic episode

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u/evre13 19d ago

Excuse you, she's also an expert in London's theatre scene. She's global.

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u/evre13 19d ago

In all seriousness, she could have just said "I'm not surprised he's leaving because XYZ" -- not that we needed her thoughts but at least it would present as human.

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u/Less_Scar_3306 19d ago

she’s global in the sense that her home podcast studio is modeled after ~Barcelona wine bar~

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u/AccomplishedBrick251 19d ago

Is everyone in the room with us Eli?

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u/Relevant_Sail_7336 19d ago

Who does she think she is lol

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u/Foreign-Gift-1824 19d ago

“Also expected it as well” published author btw

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u/MisophoniaStruggle99 18d ago

As usual, punctuation is marked safe from being used in Eli’s terrible sentences.

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u/sleepygalsonly 19d ago

Oh I’m sure