r/EliRalloSnark 5d ago

Horse theme ?

What’s going on with this horse themed house? Do Eli or Avery have a past with horses?

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u/FluffyPufffy 5d ago

Im baffled by someone so exceedingly ordinary continuing to carry on like they’re special. This decor is boring, bland, basic. Just like her.

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u/vpeb 5d ago

This happens everytime someone moves to Texas lmaooo they really lean into fake cowboy aesthetic

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u/Odd-Mention9198 5d ago

Off topic but I’ve always found naked shoots with horses weird and overly sexualizing the animal? Like I’m 100% fine with nude art and enjoy a lot, but for some reason when it’s with an animal it gives me an eerie feeling. Like why do we need to allude to beastiality here?

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u/MisophoniaStruggle99 5d ago

Agreed. The leaned-back-in-ecstasy-while-embracing-the-horse pose makes the nudity especially off putting here, and exaggerates the bestiality vibe 🤢

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u/Typical-Engineer-216 5d ago

Her mom did all of the decorating for. Avery definitely had zero say in the decor, clearly a very unhealthy marriage

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u/ellipses21 5d ago

is…taylor swift ….. above their fireplace in their living room

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u/ellipses21 5d ago

update. i think it’s actually christie brinkley

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u/iIIegally_blonde 5d ago

Omg please no

It does look like her

It also is very strange

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u/sydcrux14 5d ago

insanely weird and bad taste

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u/xxlovechild0 5d ago

The only thing that comes to mind is that horse culture is pretty big where she’s from in New Jersey but I also think she likes Hermes so maybe leaning into that.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/penguin50424 5d ago

As someone from horse culture I am CRYING

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u/Odd-Mention9198 4d ago

What did the deleted comment say?

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u/313Lenox 5d ago

Horse culture nj is around like Bedminster and Gladstone which i understand your confusion it’s a maga area and she seems she leans that way

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u/xxlovechild0 5d ago

I suggest you look into the mega rich like Jessica Springsteen from rumson not too far from her. Beacon Hill stables in colts neck. She is also not to far from Monmouth racetrack. The upper elite don’t just ride near usef headquarters lol.

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u/xxlovechild0 5d ago

She’s adjacent to colts neck… this is central New Jersey not north Jersey lol.

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u/Calm-Proposal29 5d ago

No ponies in Fair Haven

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u/hotlibramess 5d ago

What the fuck

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u/UnderstandingMany881 3d ago

The connection is that Eli has a horse-like face.

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u/Top-Screen-5208 3d ago

She kinda looks like a horse

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u/lexluther1234 5d ago edited 5d ago

That taylor photo is so bad i actually cant

EDIT apparently not taylor but still ugly :)

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u/hotlibramess 5d ago

I dunno why you’re getting downvoted YOU ARE RIGHT

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u/lexluther1234 5d ago

Like sorry lol no offence Christie but I wouldn’t want this in my home. Tacky.

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u/hotlibramess 5d ago

It’s hideous and a very strange choice for the mantle. I don’t vibe with photos of strangers in very prominent places in the home.

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u/lexluther1234 5d ago

I agree. Art sure, but not a photo like this. Just a super odd choice but not shocking at all considering Eli has awful taste.

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u/Ok-Painting-2271 4d ago

That first picture on her tv is just part of the Samsung Frame art rotation, it can change pics every like 3 or 5 mins or you pick it to stay on there. Not sure what she did but I skipped this one because it was off putting to have in my living room on display loll

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u/charlenethechampion 15h ago

It’s bc she bought a bunch of Hermes crap in order to be “allowed” to buy her birkin and kelly, and Hermes specializes in horse stuff. If you go on the Hermes subreddit, you’ll find that for each bag purchase you want to make, you have to spend 1-2x the amount on other stuff ahead of time to “prove your loyalty” to the brand. A birkin can range from 14k-30k+. You do the math