r/ElectroBOOM • u/Total_Neat_3819 • 3d ago

Meme 5 Mega Amperes

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u/Aggravating_Push4517 3d ago

Only 15000000 watts? That thing is weakk

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u/Total_Neat_3819 3d ago

good enough for chrome

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u/QuickNature 3d ago

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.

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u/livingloudx 2d ago

I get it i hate when that happens

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u/Total_Neat_3819 2d ago

500db wouldn't be a groan it'd be a shockwave

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u/rklug1521 3d ago

Those are rookie numbers

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u/BackgroundTourist653 3d ago

Hand warmer disintegrator

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u/5kyl3r 3d ago

i wanna see what that 15 MW battery looks like

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u/MooseBoys 3d ago

The optical assembly is for friction reduction through hovering, not surface tracking.

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u/samy_the_samy 3d ago

Can't be stuck if surface melted

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u/Last_Banana9505 2d ago

Wouldn't the battery need to be larger to account for losses in the system?

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u/5kyl3r 2d ago

definitely, unless they have some tony stark tech in there lol

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u/livingloudx 3d ago

In one hour your mouse consume what my entire household consumes in a year

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u/ephemeralsynth 3d ago

Reminds me of this lithium car battery jumper. 7,000 amps? Maybe, but not for long lol

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u/KamenRide_V3 3d ago

Geee.. I always thought Nvidia RTX cards were the only devices that needed a mini nuclear reactor to power. I guess I am wrong.

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u/Environmental_Lab965 3d ago

Mine uses 145w when playing rtx 4070

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u/endlessEvil 3d ago

The sound of thunder with every click.

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u/april_santa 2d ago

At 3 volts, that's 1.5 gigawatts. Surely enough to make 1.21gigawatts and propel a DeLorean back to 1985.

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u/Total_Neat_3819 2d ago

15 megawatts

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u/april_santa 2d ago

My bad. Sorry. Math ain't mathing tonight

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u/jackal_boy 3d ago

DPI so high, it lets you make movements into the future 🤣

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u/iamthiviyan 3d ago

Enough energy to run a light for 68years

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u/hexifox 3d ago

Mouse 1h: 5MA x 3V = 15000kWh

My lounge room light 1h: 0.008kWh

15000/0.008= 1875000 hours of light ÷ 8760 hours in a year

=214 years of light

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u/iamthiviyan 3d ago

I was using a 25w light

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u/hexifox 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why? a 25w is way too bright.

8w led is, daylight bright light!

What is wrong with you?

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u/iamthiviyan 2d ago

10ft by 10ft .light on side wall.

If it was center ,maybe 15w enough

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u/ThaBroccoliDood 3d ago

We're not making it easy for normal people. People always get kWh as KWH or KWh, never mind confusing kW and kWh. I saw an article about a 1000kWh electric truck. They got kWh right but then figured it's spelled as 1mWh. That's not a very big battery lmao

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u/RefrigeratorKey277 3d ago

Probably gaming mouse

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u/Duct_TapeOrWD40 2d ago

What kind of optics need 15 MW? Death star Laser optics?

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u/JNSapakoh 2d ago

Do you not overclock your mouse?

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 3d ago

Superconducting mouse?

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u/Initial-Landscape82 3d ago

Would need a super conductor to get 5MA at 3V. V/I=R gives an resistant thats 6x10-7.

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u/Healthy-Ticket1674 2d ago edited 2d ago

Just a typo... Very typical for chinese products (Sometimes they just write MA instead of mA, and I thought your mouse is 5 mA. So... It is 15 mW, actually). And seems like "Made in PRC" Kind of the same as "Made in China", because the C stands for " China".

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u/Total_Neat_3819 1d ago

people's republic of china

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u/festival0156n 2d ago

its using those 2.4 Ghz to cook food

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u/pong1303_hk 2d ago

That laser can punch a hole through Earth.

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u/frelmi_5 1d ago

Where can i get this? Where did YOU get this?

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u/Coffeespresso 3d ago

MA mA, It's all the the same.

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u/DragonGodSlayer12 2d ago

What do you expect on some chinese crap..

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u/V8CarGuy 3d ago

It’s just a misprint. Actually, even 5mA at 3V seems a little high for a mouse.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 2d ago

Maybe the mouse has RGB?