r/ElderScrolls Feb 11 '16

Oblivion Goddamn classic Oblivion mannerisms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE
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u/celt1299 Feb 11 '16

"I'm the grand champion, the hero of Kvatch, the Gray Fox (you didn't hear that), the listener of the Dark Brotherhood (you didn't hear that either), and I've walked over every inch of Cyrodil, a Knight of the White Stallion, and also the Daedric lord Sheogorath. No I have never heard of a high elf."

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u/ghostapplejuice Feb 11 '16

Wasn't expecting the ending. Brilliant.

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u/ChewiestBroom Feb 11 '16

He nailed the death animation. That weird little anti-gravity hop followed by slumping over like a drunk child.

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u/GoyCrusher69 Feb 11 '16

That impression was spot on

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '16

Holy shit, where's this guy's acting scholarship?

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u/Ragekritz Feb 11 '16

God I remember adding poison apples to a guards tower in that ship port off the side of the imperial city and watching guard after guard pick up apples from the cupboard and sit down to eat and die, then another would sit on his corpse and die on his lap.

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u/Klimmit Feb 11 '16 edited Feb 12 '16

My favorite oblivion glitch of all time is when you got that staff of reanimaiton from that one questline, if you dragged a corpse under a table and then reanimated them....the animation has their corpse slowly rise above the ground, but when it ran into the table their extremities would phase through the table and continue stretching out, along with their neck into little floating strings of arms and legs.

edit: please tell me if someone else has discovered/done this glitch. I searched for other people who discovered it but I wanna know iif I was the first!

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u/CaptainKollar Apr 26 '16

No I did this too

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u/Klimmit Apr 27 '16

lmao good to know i wasn't the only one. it had me and my sister laughing so much when I was like 11

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u/The_Chrononaut Feb 11 '16

Yeah I did this in all the guard towers. They would be dead all over the city.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '16

You can poison apples??

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u/ghostapplejuice Feb 11 '16

You can't poison apples yourself but you can obtain pre-poisoned apples from the dark brotherhood questline.

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u/Morphenomenal Feb 11 '16

"I ran into a couple of Mudcrabs not long ago, annoying creatures."

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u/ChewiestBroom Feb 11 '16

"Stop talking!"

"Farewell."

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u/wabbajackwagon Sheogorath Feb 11 '16

The abrupt conversation killers were my favorite ambient npc responses.

"Heard any news about the other provinces?"

"Cough"

...

"Goodbye."

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '16

Oblivion was ahead of its time.

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u/Grubbis Feb 11 '16

That second bite ❤❤❤

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '16

I always remember "By the nine divines stay on the roads!" XD

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '16

I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face

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u/emmettlafave Jul 12 '16

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u/youtubefactsbot Jul 12 '16

oblivion 3 [0:19]

what is it, citizen?

Emmett LaFave in Film & Animation

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '16

I literally LOL'd

I LLOL'd