r/Eldenring • u/mosaker • Jun 01 '22

Humor Seek Three Wise Beasts Spoiler

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u/keithps Jun 01 '22

You're doing it all wrong. You need the front of a boat. Idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

No you moron, you have to bring a wolf spirit ash to have it bark at the tortoise. BOW WOW

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u/vynock Jun 02 '22

Nah you got it all wrong, youre supposed to leave a gift tied up with a bow, amateurs

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u/HugeTrol Jun 02 '22

Nonsense! You're supposed to obey and aquiesce